Sunday, April 24, 2011

Kristen Steward never buys drugs from Robocop!

Robocop runs a drugstore? No way! Kristen Steward and Robert Pattinson are his loyal customers? That's silly! Then, why don't we run our own drugstore and earn cash money soon?

Here is a shop containing high-revenue drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Lexapro and many others, unique, easy to use interface, lets customers find the needed drugs within the shortest period of time!  The store is organized for easy surfing as all the drugs sold are seen on the main page, each drug contains a detailed description, which includes indications, therapeutic action and etc.

Interested?

UNFORTUNATELY STORE CLOSED After Robocop came over and asked if he could manage it himself.

Celebrities, avoid affiliate scams!

Yes, you have to.
I have to.
My father in-law has to.
All my neighbors have to.
Spiderman hanging on the wall has to.
Superman having a movement has to.
President Barack Obama who never reads this post has to.

But, people,

you don't have to dance this way

here and there here.

Robert Pattinson, tips for getting in shape for spring?

Four Tips For Getting In Shape For Spring, does this belongs to Robert Pattinson? No. The tips are useful for anybody wanting losing weight in reasonable way

As the winter months have progressed, if you're like most people you've put on a few more pounds than you'd care to admit. It's easy to let our good habits slide during the colder season as we're turning to warm foods for comfort and can easily hide any excess weight gain under layers of clothing.

But, sorry, the tips to put down here are gone suddenly. And much to my surprise, Robocop keeps it in his helmet and seems not to want to share with me.

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place! 

Britney Spears and Fat Burner

Does Britney Spears have something to do with fat burner products? Unfortunately, up to now she has never rung me up, telling me that she does!

Whoever said getting fit again is impossible is not telling you the facts straight as they are. Getting back into your original size is easy if you know the secret, most people who have great looking abs and bottoms have used unique products and work out several times weekly.

If you are overweight, obese or just feel fat and your only dream is to lose your present weight to make yourself more productive, self-confident and attractive to the opposite sex or to simply be healthy read. But it’s sad to say the only way to achieve this is through hard work and discipline. Yes! Do not be surprised to read that these two are the only way to really lose weight.

Oprah Winfrey never asks me about Fat Burner

"Fat Burner – Is this a Scam or The Real Thing?" Don't tickle Oprah. She never asks me about this question. But whether it is a scam or not you'd better find it out yourself here ....

A lot of reviews, comments and feedbacks about the different fat burners are coming out every day. In fact, they are a combination of good and bad which is probably why some individuals thinks that these are just a scam to defraud them. But hold on a minute, there is no reason to label all fat burners as fraud as some really do work.

Fat burner, scam real thing, do they have something to do with Oprah? What a sensational distraction!

If you are one of the people who would like to know where this writing ends, I would like to suggest that you stop now. Because .I smell something burning in the kitchen ...............

Wake me up if you would like to hire a comedy writer, okay?

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Can't tickle celebrities!

What's wrong?

Nothing, but will celebrities tickle Mr. Nurman suffering a typhoid now instead and wake him up and say, "get well recovered soon, man."

Don't cry for me, Robocop, I'll be right back soon. It's okay nearly a month absent from updating.

What?! Can't wait playing hide and seek with me? Don't forget your diaper.

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place! 

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Meg Ryan & John Mellencamp Quietly Dating

Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp wished there would have never been a new year for them to enjoy? Is that right? Totally wrong! The new year brings new beginnings for Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp, instead.

People.com reports, the pair have spent time together on Martha's Vineyard and in New York City in recent days, enjoying a fresh romance just as Mellencamp has announced his separation from wife Elaine after 18 years of marriage.

Mellencamp has not announced that his separation from wife Elaine after quite long years of marriage due to a misunderstanding with a blogger who writes about them having seen an alien somewhere in the California desert. If he will so, that's the crazies fake gossip on earth ever created.

Ryan, 49, and the rock star Mellencamp, 59, began dating about seven weeks ago, but they never plan to create a special album about their previous breakup with their ex to strengthen the relationship and to mock bloggers and Robocop.

Well, don't get too serious, and will you be quiet please, Robocop is having a nap now.

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place! 

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