Jim Carrey to wake up for reality

Despite his fame now, Carrey’s life wasn’t always a barrel of laughs. Peripatetic, poverty, that was how he led his early life as he was born into such a household.


He was the Cable Guy, the Mask and Bruce Almighty and he is! As the Cable Guy he keeps searching for the right connection to see the alien somewhere in the sky by checking out the modem option icon cable to connect to the Internet.

As the Mask he needs to modify the mask he found by the river, so that it looks less terrified for people to use for all purposes. It’s okay if the mask covers all the face, but it is not funny if that kind of thing used by politician as means of disguise.

As Bruce Almighty, he really needs to escape from the angels who want to take his life as they get angry with him copying the real Almighty.

And as person he may agree that Robocop is not a good model to lead a normal life.
Is he Robocop? Is Robocop a blogger? Is Jim Carrey always tickled by Robocop? Is ...?

Help ...!

I don’t know before waking up, will he say, “Liar, liar!”?

Saul Rubinek of Warehouse 13 fame, a very intriguing man?

How about this: Saul Rubinek of Warehouse 13 fame, a talented actor, puzzled by blogger?

He can tell you why people keep tuning in to watch Warehouse 13, but he cannot tell you why people keep doing stupid things at warehouse, especially if this is done in India. It’s impossible to tell because this has nothing to do with his acting career.

As you may know, a warehouse is the synonym of store, storehouse, stockroom or depot and he may not think that this word fits airport. He never wants to stay the night in a warehouse; irritated by mice and rats but Warehouse 13 is an exception. It’s such a nice place to earn money.

Of the show, he tells Rachelle of Right Celebrity, that it‘s a 9.00 show, it’s appropriate for kids ten years old and up, and the violence is kept at a minimum. It’s the kind of show that because of the humor the adventure fantasy that seems to work for the whole family so that nobody feels either talked down to or talked up to.

Of the violence which is kept at a minimum he never recommends the kids to muse about it or to find solution as to getting rid of it. And that nobody feels either talked down to or talked up to, is not something sensational every silly blogger would like to put this theme as a title of a blog post.
Saul Rubinek should not be puzzled by a blogger, but the spirit of intriguing is really contagious. What do you think about it, sir, if write about Robocop in your warehouse?

No, far away from that, literally, I am not an appropriate English-speaking actor.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt renewed their wedding vows

As promised, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt renewed their wedding vows in a pre-sunset ceremony Sunday, Entertainment Tonight reports. ...

As wished, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt regained their love spirit in a pre-sunset ceremony Sunday, Entertainment Anonymous reports. ...

As planned, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt redialed their Internet connection in a pre-sunset ceremony Sunday, Crazy blogger reports. ...

As stated above, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt renewed their wedding vows in a pre-sunset ceremony Sunday, Entertainment Tonight reports. ... and the distractions, gloriously blessed by Robocop, are only to tickle your fancy.

Adios, bye!

Emma Watson, Deathly Hallows and blogger!

The second part of Deathly Hallows which take place 19 years in the future will have Emma Watson again to star in.

But, bloggers find something different in her lately which might not match the cast. What that is, they just want to keep it a secret.

According to The Sun, make-up artists made the young stars look elderly rather than middle-aged as they went overboard with aging special effects.

But Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint - who all never want to moonlight as blogger, won't say that if a blogger wins the cast this will be the funniest and the most ridiculous rumor on earth.

Bosses haven't been laughing, though.

Bosses? How many bosses you have, guys? Three, four, thousands? Do they know about magic? Well, what're we talking about here?

Guys, can't wait for the movie to be released? Don't forget to tell Robocop that he needs entertainment too.

Heidi Klum, Jim Carrey and the Mask

Model Heidi Klum faces tremendous pressure to be not herself. However, she won't do such a stupid thing to get out of real life. She recalls: "I don't know nothing about this posting."

And Jim Carrey finds something amusing by not being himself. As we all know, they never star in a movie called the Mask together.

Say, if Heidi wants to have a mask, she never calls Jim Carrey to modify one for her. She never recommends him to distribute the masks to the survivor of Mt. Merapi's volcano eruption in Central Java Indonesia.

Both Heidi Klum and Jim Carrey never plan to run a business selling masks and launch an outlet in Bali, either..

"Really?"

And both might also question as to why a blogger creates this silly posting to distract viewers.

James Bond never wants to carry a gun now!

James Bond never wants to carry a gun. He has already known that this is too much--people won't see that as part of a heroic manner. Got a license to kill doesn't mean one can show off any weapons one has, to threat someone else.

"Let me know about your license to kill, Mr. Bond," Robocop suddenly appeared and asked him before he went to Venice that day to see a secret admirer, But James Bond didn't say a word.

"If I may know, what kind of weapon you have now?" James Bond asked Robocop instead.

"Mosquito coil."

"Are you kidding me?"

"How tough are you, Mr. Bond? Beware of malaria!"

"Sorry, no time for a bull shit. I've got to go now."

"She's not there?"

"Excuse me?"

"Your secret admirer!"

"How did you know that?"

"Wanna try my wit? I sent you the SMS!"

Robocop burst into laughter, showing his shining yellow teeth. James felt like jumping over the bed.

Wait a sec, what does it mean, native speaker?

Wanna have a boyfriend like Zack Efron?

First, make sure that he is not Zack Efron himself. Because if you are eager to attract his attention, but you live in Tokyo, you only fool yourself. Zack Efron speaks English so don’t drive him crazy by gesturing things in your own language in case you have a bad command of English.

One thing to remember, when Zack Efron looks like clearing his throat, that doesn’t mean he is interested in a smalk talk about terrible public transport in Jakarta, in case you are watching his poster somewhere in Indonesia.

However, to tell you the truth, it is easy to attrack a man like Zack Efron.

Just make sure you can do it. First, get out of there and look for a volunteer. Have a friend who can act? If so, ask him a favor, urge him to be Zack Efron and create your own scene and then tickle him. If he is not ticklish, you will never ever have Zack Efron in your life. How can it be? Because his acting is not so convincing.

Does the suggestion above sound strange? Put aside all doubts in you.

Keep tickling him, night and day. The more you try the more you are obsessed to tickle your fancy. You’ll get the benefit by this even though you can never have Zack Efron in real life. Soon you can answer the question above.

“I don’t have to do such a stupid thing. But to make people happy by tickling their fancy will lead me to happiness that money can’t buy.”

If you don’t believe me, you may put on Robocop’s helmet and start contemplating. Good luck!