Cheap travel for celebrities?

No way!

We are the Have
Why should we travel and ask for anything cheap?

We've got thick pocket, can buy hundred tickets, why should we save up to beautify our lips?

We've got much to invest, Our contracts are in line to respond, should we let our kid weep on the trip?

Our car is limousine, our jet plane is not for rent, why should through the traffic we creep?

Come on.

We were born to entertain you
We were destined to lull you
We are here and there to distract you

Come on.

We really need some fresh air
We may need you blogger to be there

So, how much?

Leonardo DiCaprio, a serial killer in real life?

Off course not! The Devil in the White City, a project he will produce based on the bestseller novel, is only for you to watch on the screen. The novel has sold 2.3 million copies and has been translated into 17 languages.

Whoever says Leonardo is a serial killer in real life, must be out of his mind. Anybody in bad mental condition must not comment on something absurd about someone else. Leonardo DiCaprio won't give a damn care about this person and all his silly things.

LeonardoDiCaprio is not a serial killer, that's for sure! DiCaprio would only play H.H. Holmes, a serial killer masquerading as a charming doctor in The Devil in the White City.

But, "is he not a serial killer? How about my grannies' death?" asks a mosquito.

Dull!

Fan of his? Have his biography

But, even a tough Robocop can't get rid of mosquitos that easy and that he gets annoyed all night long it's very funny!

Avril Lavigne Wants a man like Robocop?

Avril Lavigne is looking for the right man for a soul mate? The 26-year-old singer regards herself as old fashion when it comes to romance?

Avril who has been dating reality TV star Brody Jenner since February, revealed she is not dating any men from Indonesia, especially who depends his life on blogging. So can the traditional guys who are prepared to open doors and buy flowers for her be you?

She explained, “I like a blogger if he is a classy man, a gentleman who opens the door. Not only he gives flowers but also tickles me all the time with his writings.”

Is the statement above true? Of course not, that's a blogger made-up statement--mine!

Avril admitted she doesn’t like wild nights out on the town. Yeah, I agree with her. Besides, if you're broke, what can you do out there, right?

She hasn't finished actually, and prefers to stay in rather than hang out with people who are into the “Hollywood scene”.

I look at Mr. Robocop at this blog window and he just, says, "I'd like to accompany her, Mr. Nurman, but who's going to accompany you to tickle people's fancy?

Obama's speech in University of Indonesia is questionable?

This morning on the way to work I saw a cordon of local police guarding Obama passing by the usually congested routes to the University of Indonesia in Depok. And soon when I arrived in the office, one of our local TV stations was preparing a live show for Barack Obama's speech.

Then on the podium Obama opened a speech by a small talk, "Pulang kampung, nih." (Well, I'm home now) followed by laughter--good start, good response from the audience! He continued by talking on various topics and when he jumbled it occasionally with bahasa Indonesia, again, a roar of amazement was heard.

Despite this, his speech drove many to question. "Is he real Obama?" "Why doesn't he speak bahasa?" "Is he selling a product?" Don't misunderstand me, that's what commercial breaks likely take effect on our life in Indonesia. Fake Obama turns out to be sold out everywhere!

Still his speech is questionable.

"Omong apa sih?"

"Kok pada ketawa."

"Pusing gua, kagak ngarti!"

See? Really, really questionable to those having a bad command of English.

Yolike News Bollywood Movies 2

Yolike latest news Bollywood Kareena Kapoor dislikes action scenes. News Gate, images, videos, full story, all she dislikes if only she were a blogger and her link was corrupted by a website named Yolike.

Kareena may say, "They have to say sorry for taking your link secretly, Mr Nurman and without giving you a back link."

And I would say, "It's okay, Kareena. At least I know how to exchange google page with corruptors all over the world."

She might nod.

"But by the way, why you disliked action scenes if I may know"

There's no reply.

"Maybe she's afraid, she'd be end up canned like me."

"Shut up, Robocop!"




Well, how can I say, a few minutes after this post published, this post appears there on their website. Robocop, let's laugh together.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, be careful with your bicycle!

Don't ask Robert Pattinson to be very careful when it comes to have a ride with Kristen Stewart by bicycle. With his rumored girlfriend at a hotel restaurant in Brazil on Friday, rumor has it that they are about to go to Jogjakarta Indonesia by bicycle to become volunteers because they are very sorry for the volcano eruption there.

No news about volunteering, to tell you the truth. Sitting at a table with a police officer, both Robert and Kristen didn't say that they would also want to see a tickling blogger there and discuss about what other things about them to be parodied on the Internet. It's a crazy idea, you know.

The "Water for Elephants" actor and the "Welcome to the Rileys" actress are currently not in Hongkong and not to film Blogger, You Drive Me Crazy. It is not part of "The Twilight Saga's Breaking Dawn" to thrill you. The true information about what project they're up to, unfortunately not in Mr. Nurman's pocket--sorry guys.

Better believe me, all this is just to tickle your fancy. You may ask Mr.Robocop at the window over there.

Victoriati.com below are ...

Victoriati.com below are sponsored listings for goods and services related to the website which has put my blog's name without asking permission and giving any back links.

Thank you sir, glad to have my blog promoted. A tickling story about blogesphere is that this practice should not be considered a crime

Even though Mr. Robocop as a police officer cannot tolerate this, it is unwise to tell him about how victoriati.com, in fact has given me an idea of placing my blog on Google Search Engine. Is it inspiring, right? What do you think about it, Mr Robocop?

What? You're having a haircut?