Diamond Is Better Than Pearl? You Bet!

I really get upset, therefore I create this post. I cannot tickle your fancy today, because I am in a bad mood. "Which is better, diamond or pearl?" That's what she asked me about jewelry that I gave her, Gold didn't work well to please somebody--your honey, how come?

Now, I just want to travel to New Zealand--someone just offered me a package tour there and I must forget this girl. Wow! Is that too much? You know, I get bored and scared travelling to Bali and did you know some haunted sites there? Do you a site like Muaya Beach? Nobody will ask you a stupid question, "which is better, diamond or pearl?" or does Bali has such beautiful gems? as what she said in sorrow, That's too bad! Muaya Beach is famous for its beautiful white sand, gentle waves and… doll vampires (Jenglot) washed up on the shores. You know, Jenglot are dangerous beasts that resemble a tiny human being – only that they drink blood and can control the actions of their victims, including murder.

Well, anyway, how to refrain from this anger? I cannot enjoy reading my own tickle your fancy articles here. All those celebrity stories are out of date. And a question of which is better, diamond or pearl is not in their list when it comes to propose a girl. But maybe so. Well, just cannot think clear about it.

Perhaps I won't be able to sleep well tonight. Long time ago I had a lot of things in mind and kept thinking about her all the time. That's one of the problems of insomnia. The first stage when someone thinks that he cannot have good sleep, he really can't sleep. So how about some hypnosis to help you to cope with it? It'started from a stupid thing, an argument about which is better, diamond or pearl? I just cannot refrain from distress. I think perhaps I should fast as my Muslim fellows do in Ramadan month. But, I'm hungry now, cannot do it even for one day.

Okay, I wrote on this blog: There are many things that you can do to prevent yourself from being bored, at home, online, anywhere. One is visit this tickle your fancy blog over and over again and get entertained here for free. One for example of one tickling article, you never believe tickling news talking about hatred between Obama and Clint Eastwood. You see every where the media write: President Obama is still a fan of Clint Eastwood. and blah .. blah ... blah ... Well, this is out of date, anyway.And you know, I am not supposed to repeat such a same silly story just to keep away from a question of: which is better, diamond or pearl? She really hurt me.

But, time flies so fast, why should I do? It's getting dark on this beach and that mermaid has long gone out of my mind.

Can't Sleep, Help Yourself, Hypnosis or Something?

Well, perhaps you are in my condition, getting up more and more times and now may need hypnosis to help you how to sleep well.

Only now I am getting better; long time ago I had a lot things in mind and kept thinking about them all the time. That's one of the problems of insomnia. The first stage when someone thinks that he cannot have good sleep, he really can't sleep. So how about some hypnosis to help you to cope with it?

People with great ambition, pursuing something so crazily so that they eventually become obsessed with it and they cannot find the best way to rest. They are worried much about what's going to happen in life later. Will the future be great to lead? It never occurs to them that they might need hypnotherapy or hypnosis to help them sleep. You create pleasure in life but you cannot have it while lying in bed, you must take everything easy. Don't think too hard for such ambition.

Regarding this for some religious people chant some prayers before sleep. other do spiritual things; Yoga, mediation, fasting but many fail to fall asleep. Surely, you need help!

You need--be it hypnosis or something--to do the following.

1. Visualization
Learning from the theory of law of attraction we attract what we think. If you think this tickle your fancy blog is not interesting it will be so, one for example. If you're not sure you're going to succeed in something, you will have that "invitation". If you think in the next few hours you really can't sleep, you can't sleep. Therefore you need a visualization, a pretense that you can sleep easily, not necessarily at the time you're in bed, but a few minutes before you go to bed

2. Stop thinking
The main reason you cannot have good sleep is that you think of something and you can't get it out of your mind. So free your mind from such things bothering you. Off course, it's not an easy matter, especially for an insomniac. Relax baby ...

3. Stay tune on this tickle your fancy blog (kidding!)
If you cannot cope with this insomnia problem, you may stay tune here. Find some interesting or funny articles to cope with stress or to prevent you from being bored. Well, the latter is optional

Above all, it's good to see you get enlightened and hopefully you'll have a good sleep after reading 99 spoofed posts here. LOL!

Package Tours To New Zealand Or Insurance? It's Cheap Baby ...

I get bored and scared travelling to Bali and did you know some haunted sites there? One is a renowned tourist attraction, Muaya Beach. Muaya Beach is famous for its beautiful white sand, gentle waves and… doll vampires (Jenglot) washed up on the shores. I just want someone to offer me a package tour to New Zealand. It must be amazing. No Jenglot there. You know, Jenglot are dangerous beasts that resemble a tiny human being – only that they drink blood and can control the actions of their victims, including murder.

I really hate hearing the sound of a kill which is blunt and muted, Have you seen a buffalo’s throat opens with a flap of skin exposing his heavy red muscles and white sinews of bone? If the executioner is experienced, a single strike will open vital arteries, turning the animal’s neck into a cascade of blood, and drawing cheers from the guests.Wow! That's why I am longing for one of the package tours to New Zealand because I won't see some scary thing like when you go to Tana Toraja Indonesia to see all things written above. What a quiet weird burial ceremony and sacrifice!

You want some cheap travels, you go to your neighborhood and please never think this is something to tickle your fancy. You collect your neighbors, you convince them that you would take them to a very beautiful place and arrange a cheap package tour. Never ask me to join you all guys, as for me I am longing to go to New Zealand. I don't know why. Perhaps, some cows are longing to see me too there. OK, anyway, make sure that you all guys have enough budget for this recreation and before you go, make sure your home is safe and secured.

Well, don't let you down, guys. Because I cannot help you find a great deal on your travel insurance. I can't say, "It's cheap. It’ll only take a few minutes and all you need to do is just answer a few simple questions. When you’re done, you can compare holiday insurance quotes from some of your country leading insurers."

I won't help you find a travel insurance that’s just right for you by answering a few quick questions. Again, I won't say, "Within minutes you’ll be comparing quotes from some of  your country leading insurance providers and you can enjoy your holiday knowing you’ve got all the cover you need."

Why do you need travel insurance? We're talking about cheap package tours to New Zealand. Or instead you like to go to Bali to some scary places for pleasure? Or to Tana Toraja to attend that weird burial ceremony?

Well, do you know cheaper package tours, not only to New Zealand, the place where I want to go, but also all over the world? But first should I take an Insurance for this? It's cheap baby, even if you don't have big money now but you have the Internet access to take you to any beautiful places all around the world, don't you think?

How To Stop From Being Bored? Tickle Your Fancy Here

There are many things that you can do to prevent yourself from being bored, at home, online, anywhere. One is visit this tickle your fancy blog over and over again and get entertained here for free. One for example of one tickling article, you never believe tickling news talking about hatred between Obama and Clint Eastwood. You see every where the media write: President Obama is still a fan of Clint Eastwood. Well, this is out of date, anyway.

Obama is underlined in this tickling post

But that's not the point. You can have some refreshment and soon "get back to your senses." Let's continue with this out of date article: The president, in an interview with USA Today, suggested he was not offended by the actor's performance during the closing night of the Republican National Convention -- in which Eastwood engaged in a one-man repartee with an empty chair meant to represent Obama.

So in order to be free from boredom, you must stop thinking about something out of date as useless. Be it at home, online, anywhere, you must be free from bad mood. 

Here is another out of date. The President of the United States, Barack Obama who used to live in Jakarta and now has already sent his troops to Afghanistan, has never been told that Peter Parker who came to the capital of Indonesia last week is covering the Bank Century case which now has become byword of the country.

Peter was standing on garbage clogging the Manggarai sluice gate in South Jakarta this December 1st, driving curiosity among passersby.

“Hey, what’re you doing there? It’s the city authorities’ concern not yours,” somebody cried out at him. "Stop doing stupid things! Are you getting bored with life?"

“This has occurred for decades!” the man kept shouting.

Peter didn’t respond. To his surprise, the man talking to him pointed a stick at him. And as Peter stared at him, he became restless and offended. Quickly he let out a mobile phone of his pocket and started to call Obama.

“Mr. President, you’re not going to believe this,” he whispered. “An Afghanistan rebel is here, scavenging up there!”

How about that? Doesn't sound like something to tickle your fancy? How about creating one here, give me a suggestion of how to prevent yourself from being in a bad mood at home, online, anywhere. Well, when you get bored with politics, at least this is a bit amusing, don't you think?

Well, Next: Is Obama Muslim? Stop guessing! It's really out of date, getting late to wake up! It's a boring topic. But check out these 2 Funny Reasons which might tell yes, he is, or no, he isn't, or maybe. Yes, he has Hussein after his name. But wait, that's only when people misunderstand it. What is a name? What is so funny with Paula Abdul having surname abdul. She's not a Muslim. The surname Abdul doesn't have clear meaning. It needs Noun after it. If it's Abdullah, it means servant of god, and that declares a name of Muslim.

Well, if the out of date stories above are not enough when it comes for you to find the answer of how to prevent yourself from being bored, just take it easy. Be it at home, online, anywhere, life is so miserable? Don't worry, you haven't explored all the contents of this tickle your fancy blog. I'll give you 34563 minutes to search and stick to this blog and afterwards you may compose your own article entitled:

How To Stop From Being Bored at home, online, anywhere? Help me, still can't find a solution! WHAT?!!!

3 Robert Pattinson Spoofs To Stop You From Being Bored OnLine

Well, how to prevent yourself from being bored online? These 3 celebrities spoofs written a few years ago are updated to help you "come to your senses."

1. Robert Pattinson and His Bicycle

It is reported that British actor Robert Pattinson has just bought a bicycle worth 1000 US bucks. It is not reported that he will visit Indonesia, riding offroad onto the hillside of Mt. Merapi to visit the grave of Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the recently-erupted volcano who died in the calamity because he refused to be evacuated. No report online that you can find, either that this is the way to stop him from being bored becoming a "dark" actor for many years. Pattinson won't think it is funny to give Britney Spears or Justin Bieber a ride and then tries to keep up with the greater Jakarta commuter train on the highway. He never lets his bike be borrowed by George Michael as subtitute of car. We know once Georgle Michael forgot he was on the street.

However, in case Julia Roberts invites him to watch Eat Pray Love together, he might accept the offer. Maybe, he thinks it's okay if Oprah Winfrey borrows his bike for Sesame Street's orangutan. But one thing for sure, England will always welcome him to explore everywhere he likes. You must not be bored there and you must able to stop your boredom because it's not virtual, it's not online. It's the country where you speak your own language: English.  He might pass by Salman Rushdie on the way stop by and ask about Rushdie's memoir or may also come across the late Christopher Hitchens who's surprisingly converted to Islam (a miracle?). Riding bicycle is surely fun and inspiring.

So, when will he meet the vampires? I think a filmmaker knows better than me.

2. Robert Pattinson and His Bicycle and Kristen Steward

As soon as Robert Pattinson got his new bike Kristen Steward went to wash her hair. Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either. After shower Kristen went to the park but Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind. Both didn't know either what I was doing here. Well please stop being bored when you're stuck online and feel like wanting to throw up. Wow, that's too much? Just read on ..

The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Online? No way? Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire. Stop it! When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days--this is the best way to get rid of boredom, you must stop from being bored, man .... Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.

Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree, the possibility is 50:50?  The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.

3. Robert Pattinson Interview, No Bicycle, No Kristen Steward

First we would like to know about your fansite Mr. Pattinson, what's the name? Does this belong to Edward Cullen ...?

Were you on shooting location, Friday night? But what did you do ..., oh wait, I know what you did last summer.

But, please make sure, you have done your homework, so that mommy won't yell at you. I am wondering why you should do your homework? You're a man, you can take care of yourself.

Just speak after mommy, It's too late,Mr. Pattinson, it's the time for you to go to bed but you're still in front of the computer, are you going to post another tickling story?

It is not funny if you say you are Robert Pattinson and ... YOU WHAT?!

I know you're not him. Put off your mask, Mr. so and so, I know what you did last summer.

Blogging! Haha!

Looking For Free Virtual Office?

Hello America, here you are with Live Receptionist Answering Calls, no more cost! What else? Corporate Mailing Address? Company Phone Number? Company Fax Number? You are free to have this virtual office, not something to tickle your fancy, but something to grow up your business and you feel secure about it, no matter where you are, no matter what you do.

You can also have Voice Mail Converted to Email and 2 Voicemail Boxes to help your work fun fast and smooth. Sure, unlimited market out there and it doesn't necessarily take a space to trouble you for work due to a terrible traffic congestion. Remember you are in the USA, you are not in Jakarta to have this virtual office, there you are not free reach your workplace in or on time. Maybe London is less crowded than Jakarta, but here you are now in America to have Faxes Converted to Email, Premium Call Transferring (Call Forwarding) and so on.

Some sites are running special promotion about this. By the way, you live in Kentucky? It's not the time to promote Kentucky fried chicken which now competes with similar products scattered by the street Market of Jakarta; it is free for you to find Your Kentucky Virtual Office nearby. With a recommendation of friends or relatives. Sure, I can do it too if you trust me that I am not only learning to tickle your fancy on this blog. Americans can't cry hard enough for this!

If previously you never expected the speed and efficiency to be so good, now wherever you are all over the USA you can have excellent service having something to free you mind, having your own virtual office without worrying about traffic jams especially and terrible weather. Receiving emails with recorded WAV files and pdf faxes is everything you need for fast and accurate communication, right?

Now you may decide if you there's nothing really free for the best quality, so consider your budget.

• The one somewhere around $99 or close to hundred? It's reasonable for a monthly fee, what do you think? Live Receptionist Answering Calls, Corporate Mailing Address? Company Phone Number? Company Fax Number? All to support your business instantly
• Another one somewhere around $50 per month? Cheaper! I think you still can have Voice Mail Converted to Email Faxes Converted to Email, Premium Call Transferring (Call Forwarding)

So as the one to learn to tickle everyone's fancy, I don't really have to lead you to certain sites available on the Internet. I'll give you a homework. If you can really find a free virtual office there in the USA, not necessarily somewhere around Kentucky, please let me know so that I can fly now to check it out.  Sorry, I cannot do it now. it's not because Jakarta's still hectic and traffic is terrible, I'm broke now.

Good luck.

Travel To India Cheap With Bollywood Celebrities or Guru?

A couple of days ago a friend of mine, an Indian, offered me some tickets to travel all over India with reasonable price. He would give me cheap tickets and promise me to take me to a shooting location somewhere. Wow, imagine those pretty actors?

Flights, hotels, cruise, vacation. Hooray! Finally it's a holiday! But it's all fully booked? Most people believe that last minute travel has to be more expensive. That may be the case with some travel agencies and airlines, but my Indian friend probably works at Travel Agency is dedicated to finding me last minute flight tickets for a reasonable price. Sometimes travel packages are designed specifically for that last minute vacation. It's cheap but without reducing comfort, that's according to him. Well, I don't know whether I believe it or no. But, it's the time for me to have fun, getting out of my routine and explore other country. The celebrities are waiting for me!

Sure, how about these Bollywood celebrities to accompany you anywhere you go there around Taj Mahal? Will these gorgeous, handsome and pretty human beings be singing and dancing around the waterfall with me? You bet, the beauty of panorama will make you feel like in a movie, where anywhere as you can see a flock of background dancers to cheer you up. But, first, think about it is a really cheap travel or no? Or is it a dream. I'd better check it out.

I remember another Indian friend offered me cheap price from this site which is believed to be the best guru of travel and accommodation. At that time I was broke and my niece had already flown to Uga Bay. No fancy, no celebrities there with her. It is one of the finest Sri Lankan vacation options available: an elegant luxury beach resort hotel owned by Uga Escapes with an outstanding reputation for comfort, cuisine, genuine hospitality and tropical-paradise charm. It’s located, moreover, on what is arguably one of the best Sri Lankan beaches, Passekudah. This is one of the best-rated beach resorts in Sri Lanka by guests and industry experts alike and it’s easy to see why.

But Srinlanka is not my main destination. I might trust the guru of accommodation, flight or something, the one which knows much of how to please me. Whether I'll fly to Delhi, Mumbai or Bangalore I'll have the best service. So, what you do you think, do you want to fly to India with Bollywoord celebrities? That's not impossible as along as you have a trustful agent to help you take your fancy and here in this blog, I recommend you to tell me when you'll leave. Please take me there with you, because now I'm broke. Lol.