Why I hate To Get Paid $100 For A Blog Post

Really hate it when people pay me $100 for a blog post. But finding my Alexa ranking screwed up, that's really annoying.

The people are working hard making money blogging and I am too. They are trying to get all the way to get rich working from home and so am I. However, when it comes to earning the income as desired many will complain why it takes so long to make a great number of money on the Internet. As for me, my loudest moan is I really hate to get paid as much as $100 or more for a blog posting when there's a request of product review. And it's worsen by the unreliable report of ranking on Alexa.

Let's start a dream of having $100 per blog post

What would you do if you were in my place? $100 to turn down is stupid thing to do? Well, my blog post is worth $0000,1 to tell you the truth. Because I wrote mostly about spoof and is learning to write something serious about a product. But the more I get serious, the further Adsense will welcome me as a publisher. Because I write about poker? or gun? There's no invitation to gamble or kill a man, but there's a rule there to follow.

Well, I will bury my dream of having $100 for a blog post as Alexa just put my blog upside down in order to make money on their own. I think I'd better get back to nature, writing the things that I don't do for a couple of months: Jokes

1. Anybody wanting to get paid $100 for a blog post, please close your eyes and say, "mirror mirror on the wall, please teach how to optimize a kind of miracle--so called the law of attraction, and keep me in positive thinking."

2. Anybody to be fooled around by Alexa, please be happy with your ranking, because if you close down your blog, the world will remember you as a hero and people will pay you $100 in your dream

3. You don't have to yell at people on the street because you fail to get $100 from the Internet after 5 years blogging. Better help me spread this "amazing news" to the world, who knows you may get lucky finding a very beautiful angel in Nigeria.

Okay, now you know why I hate to get paid $100 for a blog post. If you don't get it just write the same thing as I do and post it on your blog as an experiment. Who knows people of the same fate won't laugh at you but instead think about hiring you as a genious.

Well, just learn to tickle your fancy, anyway.

Whiteboard Animation: Storyboard!

Here is the whiteboard animation storyboard's head, my latest project. By the time I am writing this. the project is halfway to completeness. It's from and for Indonesia.

Maybe it's the first time I need to make a hand drawn sketch by pencil and then by marker before mixing it with a software on the computer. The whiteboard animation this type of scribing or doodling is more time consuming than those using software like sparkol who anybody can use even if they can't draw at all.

No matter how complicated it may seem, if we enjoy creating it it brings satisfaction off course. Well this first scene of whiteboard animation's storyboard to be put down here to invite you to hire me in case you have similar project of doodling or scribing.

This post is updated in 2017 with more storyboards made and I changed the niche of the blog from tickle celebrity focus and spoof to professional unique custom whiteboard animation service. 

Time flies so fast and from hobby to making money: I have already made for many brands in the world custom whiteboard videos, original and unique ones to make them stand out from the crowd.

I am very sorry, I could not keep my words when creating this post to show you the finalized video of the storyboard created here. It's all gone with viruses.

Well, never mind, more unique whiteboard videos will be placed on this tickle your fancy blog.

Have a nice day!

Why I Hate Facebook

So sad to say why I hate facebook. It's not because I've got fewer friends responding to my status time by time, but it's more than that. The hatred comes from the subconscious mind. It's like an ingrained cancer. You cannot blame me for this.

As a germ, people just know me as microorganism, especially the one that causes disease. Why don't they use facebook to take a picture of mine and upload it there to let people know that I also need to show off, what do you call it eh, selfie? I hate it, because they don't let me take action on the catwalk.

I really envy you guys having business there and having thousand likes. I need fans too, I need Chinese, Indians, British, Serbians, American to adore me. I really hate facebook which is unable to make me a star. I also want to be successful--rich and happy, don't you know about it? Why do you consider a germ is something to rid of?

You bet, I really want to create a group of mine--bacteria, bugs etc, not included. The group shall put my rank higher than just a bug. I hate to be rid of by man. Man should respect me as an honorable creature there on facebook. I hate to be underestimated. Why can't they read between the line.

You see the owner of this blog? I don't want to be like him, working hard for a couple of years for money but he's got only 50 facebook followers so far? And blog followers there to be displayed on and off, no new members in the past three years? Really hate to see such a useless effort. Unfortunately, as a germ I cannot help him at all. Even if I told him, "hey, Mr. Nurman, write about me, you'll get more likes automatically and more subscribers--that's silly, don't you think?

Okay, since you have human rights, I also like to fight for my germ rights. Just spread the world why I hate facebook, okay? And in return, I'll come back to where I belong--nonsenseness

Driving School? How About This?

You actually have no idea, all you should do is browse the school before you decide to have confidence in them together with your child. You will in all probability have the ability to find cheap lessons around your neighborhood. Make certain you browse the insurance policy, the cars and also the instructors prior to signing anything. Check out intensive driving courses Banbury andy1st driving school for the best driving lesson deals.

All driving schools need to be insured against moving accidents or damage that could occur. The teachers, cars, and students ought to be covered completely. Make sure to request these questions and check out the cars. If at all possible, meet and speak with the teacher prior to signing any papers.
One way that you could find cheap driving lessons would be to perform the written area of the lessons online. A multitude of locations offer this how to lessen the cost. If this sounds like the situation using the school you found, than it ought to be just like safe just like any other school.

The main reason this really is legitimate happens because your test results need to be filed using the proper government bodies. You receive exactly the same book everybody does and work on your personal pace. When you're ready, you opt for the driving portion in the place that offered a budget driving lessons. This can be how they could maintain their costs low.

You may have the ability to find cheap driving lessons from somebody who lessons quietly. You should check the local paper or discuss with, odds are someone you know knows another person who this.

Another instance may be that somebody who required to find driving instructor jobs required something part-time employed by the best school and she or he offers cheap driving lessons. The occasions from the lessons might vary and they may not continually be available but when you are able to cope with this you will probably find a great instructor who gives great lessons.

When you're doubtful of the school that's offering driving lessons for under other people request them how they could do that. The solution might just surprise you. Maybe their overhead is extremely low. Or all their teachers only focus on a component time basis. If you're able to satisfy the instructors and look for the insurance policy they have these may be the cheap driving lessons you had been searching for.

You may have the ability to find cheap driving lessons from somebody who lessons quietly. You should check the local paper or discuss with, odds are someone you know knows another person who this.

Another instance may be that somebody who required to find driving instructor jobs required something part-time employed by the best school and she or he offers cheap driving lessons. The occasions from the lessons might vary and they may not continually be available but when you are able to cope with this you will probably find a great instructor who gives great lessons.

When you're doubtful of the school that's offering driving lessons for under other people request them how they could do that. The solution might just surprise you. Maybe their overhead is extremely low. Or all their teachers only focus on a component time basis. If you're able to satisfy the instructors and look for the insurance policy they have these may be the cheap driving lessons you had been searching for. For more information on driving schools in Banbury 5 lessons £49 andy1st driving school, visit our website today.

How To Get Trusted Doing Business Via Skype

I am looking forward to your inviting me for a business

How to get trusted when you are doing business through Skype? Anybody can help me elaborate it? What do you think, will you believe if I say, "Just trust me, pay me in advance and I will do my best for you? Not really. It's all about money. How could you trust a stranger before he shows you the result of what he has done? You just don't want to burn your money, do you?

Apart from my absurd mission to learn to tickle your fancy, I will let you know about how you can trust me when you happen to communicate with me via Skype related to a business.

I am a man of self-taught, an autodidact, be it English learning, animation, voice talent, translation, SEO and more and the best thing in life that I like to do is have a "walk-in interview". How to get trusted? You convince someone about your expertise, you show him off that you are savvy and you like it because you have the stage. You are the star there. This is the best illusion that I have been having the whole my life. And Skype could be one of the best platforms for me

A couple of weeks ago I had just finished teaching a student learning Bahasa Indonesia through Skype. She's a Serbian living in the Netherlands. It's an 8-session class and there's once or twice trouble connections in the middle of learning process. There's also a little reschedule and I felt sorry for "betraying" the trust when it came to the on-and-off Internet trouble. What's in my mind, however, it's commitment and I had to do things professionally. Thanks God all was completed quite well and I got the rest of the payment. Now Just waiting for the testimony.

How to get trusted?

Based on my experience having project on Skype:

1. You give a free thing first, like free lesson trial. No problem for doing it 30 to 60 minutes. You need to make sure of your client to-be that you can keep the commitment and will be on stand by later on as you both deal with the time and payment

2. Demonstrate your skill if you are an artist, like drawing, or creating a draft, storyboard and do it live and let him see it. You can do it hand drawn or computerized depend on what media you can do faster.

3. Record a video about things to convince your client or about how you can be trusted. If necessary ask your previous client to record himself to give testimony for you.

4. Build a family-like relationship beforehand, be polite and friendly and do your job professionally, make a quick turnaround if there's a project to be done as soon as possible.

Well, this is the short thing I can share with you. Not quite something to tickle your fancy. However it's okay if you like to just have fun with me through Skype and have your day tickled by me to get trusted before starting doing business online.

Try me for English-Indonesian translation, whiteboard animation, illustration, Indonesian voice over, SEO here.

Thank you for landing

Is Muhammad Nurman Still An Indonesian SEO Expert?

What can I do to promote your product here in Indonesia? As an SEO expert I would say that first you should dance with me in the heat of the sun. You must obey me that after the sweat we should fly high to the sky and scan the archipelago. I must let you know that probably 80% of Indonesian people are online now.

You'd better listen to your heart that instead of having yourself tickled by me time by time it's the time for you to make a profitable decision. What is in your mind concerning a great number of population?

Born to rank your site on 1st page Google, here is the Indonesian seo expert

Please do as I say, take a deep breath and sigh and grumble as you pass by, not only the congested hectic streets of Jakarta thoroughfares but also the uptown's unpredictable traffic. As a self-assured Indonesian SEO expert I will sing a sad song about anybody who fail taking good opportunity here in this country due to lack access or ill-informed on crucial subject of the country.

I will keep singing until you cry and beg, "Mr. Nurman please tickle my fancy."

No way. It's the time to be serious. Because people are going to pay me for some services that I can give, not only as an Indonesian SEO expert, but also as animator, translator, voice talent and some more. And I don't want to keep daydreaming because you guys can aso learn from my experience as once a loser.

Thanks God we become loser even if it happens again and again in our life. You know what, if you are willing to be governed and guided by God sincerely you will find the way. What am I, an Indonesian SEO expert or a preacher?

Keep in mind: If you fail again and again but never give up, there are probability that you can seize opportunity someday because: you know what you can get 1 or 2 years from now. You prepare the time to make an achievement in life and you look in the mirror seeing a successful person there.

Anyway, let's get down to business. Let me bring you to a fancy of how most Indonesians nowadays get engaged much on the Internet. How many of us spend much time facebooking or twittering and gaming and watching video. How there are more and more people create blog or website and how I am as an Indonesian SEO expert the one to have created a hundred blog and more wish not only to solve online business problem locally but also globally. More than that,  wish to tickle your fancy as well while doing serious things.

Let's create a script of your success at my door via Skype. Here is the offer by Muhammad Nurman, the Indonesian SEO expert.

1. Tie me up there with your budget and target

2. Be part of my family, see my progress on Skype and yell at me when I am doing wrong

3. Keep in touch "till death do us part". Just to convince myself that I'll do my best to succeed your project.

For free discussion meet me on Skype--better do it face to face.

Well, this article was written just to find out if Muhammad Nurman is still the one worth-hiring as an Indonesian SEO expert for this blog man2tickle.com to promote him once was nearly gone this year.

Today, July 9th, Indonesians Vote For Either Jokowi Or Prabowo, But ...

Indonesians are heading for the voting place today, 9th of July 2014. Jokowi and Prabowo, the President candidates and all the people concerned, are waiting for the result to decide either one of them or their desired leaders to be the leader of the country. Nearly everybody is expecting what they hope will come into being, but ... A monster suddenly comes to destroy everything ...

The monster as huge as Godzilla appears from the dark somewhere in Monas Monument, Jakarta and sings a song hard, "We will we will rock you," the controversial one sung by Ahmad Dhani to support Prabowo without permission from the song author--Queen. Ahmad Dhani, the famous pop singer here in Indonesia, doesn't get bothered at all. The monster also sings a parody of"salam tiga jari" which is supposed to be "salam dua jari" the song belonging to Jokowi's side. Indeed July 9th, 2014 becomes a traumatic situation in Indonesia.

The police who stay vigil cannot get rid of the monster as quickly as they can. It is very strong, steel-skinned and rhino-headed. It just blows them away, farts hard and laughs. Today, July 9th, Jakarta Indonesia turns to be chaotic. Jokowi and Prabowo can do nothing about it, because none are closest to the spot. It's a very dramatic moment where all people of Indonesia is required to vote for their trusted leader.

I, as a loyal citizen has to remind them of this incident. But I don't think it's a right moment to lull them to sleep with such a silly story. Today, July 9th Indonesians vote for either Jokowi or Prabowo but I am troubled by this monster to urge me to write this post. It says, "You must decide now what is the best for you to vote for your country."

I just listen and it continues: "Today, July 9th, Indonesians vote for either Jokowi or Prabowo and if you don't move your ass now and still reflect on your misery, you'll get nothing ... You must face it ...  you can get out of debt soon. You must stop crying for being dismissed by the company, it's not their fault. Business sectors are getting slower every where. And ..."

I don't want to listen more. Glad to be here on this July 9th, where all Indonesians are supposed to vote for their trusted leader. I think after writing this, I might take a bath, forget all nonsense I've written and go out there to give my vote. Bravo Indonesia! Be it Prabowo or Jokowi, one word from me: never do the same mistake again!