Tickling banner (part 1)

 

Tickling banner? Tickling ad banner? Check it out here.

Well, I've written a lot of silly things here. Also created a great deal of  images. Now it's time for me to focus on banner. Look at my kid thinking of something above which is to me is challenging. It's just a banner, a sample one. And on the right is my
narcissistic banner using my nickname man2sting.

The naugty tickling words

Find out here how the word "tickle" can screw up things; the word which sounds silly to put down in a story.

From the hot issue: American Presidential debate!

An alleged ticklish President Obama didn't have the heart to ask Mitt Romney on Monday night: what's wrong with an English phrase:tickle. Should idiom tickle your fancy be deleted by Ministry of Defense from the presidential dictionary as it is not part of the right word for a debate?

Tickle your fancy

Looking for unusual celebrity stories? Looking for the ones to tickle your fancy? I have written many comedy and silly writings here on  Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, but somewhat doubtful whether the context that I write here matches the meaning of the idiom. Humbly, this is just a usual piece of work to share to the world, the free way any witty people can do: to express more and more ideas jokingly to entertain people.

Celebrity tickling stories?

Looking for some gossip? Or looking for some different tickling stories about celebrities? Check it out here:

•  Stupid short story about Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is ready to bust some heads as "Jack Reacher," He will tickle Jack Reacher but Jack Reacher will not tickle him. Because Jack knows it's not a tickling celebrity story that people wish to read.

Don't tickle celebrities when you are in big debt!

• Don't tickle me or my mom will shoot

Remember when Sylvester Stallone regretted making comedies like "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot"? He didn't think about having the same script rewritten by a blogger or hiring a ghost writer to write a tickling story about him. The film, according to him was a big mistake because his fans didn't approve of him making something so silly. I'm not sure whether his fans would like to read my tickling story about him regretting a loss of muscle due to age.

Christopher Columbus, from home to school

Lull your kids to sleep by telling the marvelous voyage of Christopher Columbus that he went to sea as a young boy, and spent most of his life at sea. The tale will lead them to the new world in their dream and this is likely a sort of dream Columbus had. Everybody needs to know about the history of Christopher Columbus, including kids. He is one of the most famous explorers in the world!

On different occasion ask them, “can you answer the question: who made four voyages to the New World, and yet he died thinking he had reached the Indies?” Kids at some school have been provided with some lesson tools and teaching aids which enable them to trace back to the time when Columbus explored at the sea, and therefore they can do more than only answering the above-written question. Surely schools have revealed Christopher Columbus as someone unforgettable. Whoever has read the epic of Christopher Columbus and the New World can tell what Columbus is famous for. Finding something he didn't set out to find is marvelous, for kids and for all this is such an inspiring lesson.

Columbus is well known as an explorer and navigator. He was born in 1451 in the Republic of Genoa, Italy. Columbus participated in several expeditions to Africa. 1492, He left Spain in the Santa Maria, with the Pinta and the Niña along side. He has been credited for opening up the Americas to European colonization.

All the big dream started apparently from Columbus’s thought that he knew the world was round. He believed that by sailing west, instead of current route east around the coast of Africa, he would find the East and the Spice Islands.

From home to school now kids can pretend that they soon become teenagers, go to sea, travel extensively and eventually make Portugal their base. That’s how Christopher Columbus did it, and it was here that he initially attempted to gain royal patronage for a westward voyage to the Orient - his 'enterprise of the Indies'.

Apart from the fact revealed, history brings about something more than just imagination. Perhaps, this is how Christopher Columbus best known in modern era. When the Internet provides what kids need to learn to support their study at school, seemingly the past and the present is real close. Lively interactive tools of learning available for kids today and that is just can easily found both from home and school About Columbus Day, A brief history of the holiday. Columbus Day Coloring Pages, where kids need crayon to color these Columbus Day pictures. Columbus discovering America, portrait of Christopher Columbus, the Nina, the Santa Maria, etc. Christopher Columbus - A Skit A 3 scene play about the discovery of America and many more.

Columbus is inspiring. Is he great, agree with that kid? Kid?

Oh, no! he's away at the sea!

Celebrities, recent stories?

Looking for some recent tickling stories about celebrities? Unfortunately they are not looking for the ones about you. They are the hunted, the source of information, especially about gossip people need to know minute by minute, day by day, time by time. One of the most searched tickling stories maybe about plastic surgery which creates newborn monster face's celebrity in the eye of some cynical public. This maybe my subjective opinion, yours maybe a celebrity's affair story.

Okay, what's the recent one? let's talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger "VS" Brigitte Nielsen, how about that? Too fussy over someone's personal business? Or .. skip it. Have you read Arnold Schwarzenegger's 650-page autobiography, Total Recall – My Unbelievably True Life Story? It may contain tickling stories about him if you may think that a hidden affair as the best part of the book is to tickle your funny bone. The first thing to say is that this is not a celebrity autobiography and this is not the one to shock the world. If you may think the statement about is tickling, trust me, I have never been in line to afford celebrity autobiographies and to compile the contents into something tickling and mock them severely.

Tom Cruise embraces an odd religion, is that another recent story? If you think this is as ticklish as himself, you may argue with yourself and yell at the mirror, "what is celebrity religion!" This condition won't happen with those being in a harmony with whatever religion their embrace. So, people may turn to more and more tickling stories about Tom's inharmonious life with Katie Holmes. The 33-year-old actress announced her split from husband Tom Cruise a few months ago, creating a sad story for the fans to keep up with..

Amanda Bynes isn't going down with a fight against anybody writing about her in a silly way. The What a Girl Wants star, who has been living in New York for the past few weeks, came to the spotlight recently not because of her tickling story about Cinderella learning to drive. She pleaded not guilty to two counts of driving with a suspended license. Her lawyer was able to appear on her behalf in Burbank, Calif., and there is nothing to do at all with the upcoming 2012 end of world rumor.

Or maybe you're looking for a recent story where celebrities tickle one another in the field, stadium or golf court. It's a sort of gala event to break the world record. If this is such a show, we may recommend it to the authority to hold it soon.Yet, the celebrities don't do silly thing as above written, they cheat each other!

Of the news Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson, which do you find absurd or tickling? July 24, 2012: Twi-hards everywhere are shocked by the news that Kristen Stewart cheated on her costar and longtime boyfriend Robert Pattison with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rubert Sanders. The actress issues a tickling apology and publicly admits to tickle Pattison for the first time just because he couldn't sleep lulled with a horror story. Waiting for the recent one?

Aug. 1, 2012: Robert Pattinson's post-scandal hideout is finally discovered, as E! News confirms that the actor has been holed up at his Water for Elephant's costar Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, Calif. and both decide to contact a blogger to write about this scandal.

Or else, forget about gossiping, perhaps you need more of tickling stories that you may find silly, ridiculous or weird on this blog. They are part of entertainment and you are free to laugh or not.

• Vaginal problem, maybe this one is not a tickling story for men
• Bed time story, written at the beginning of the construction of this blog
• Clark Kent, a new blogger?

In case you forget, the celebrities are not looking for some recent tickling stories about you.

The Walking Dead, weird story!

As a tickling story goes in the farm, everyone has become clearly better at killing zombies. But Walking Dead' s third season is not something to tickle your funny bone, right? Just beware, if one or two of your family frequently has a tickling horrible dream about Walking Dead, you don't need to keep on narrating a story of ghosts to lull your children to sleep.

None of the familiar faces that you see in the farm using lethal weapons acting like Mell Gibson to retell the story of Gibson's heyday. You go the cinema, not to the farm, to find out about the new characters introduced in the ultra violent premiere of "Walking Dead"'s third season.

Her name is Michonne as you watch there and speaking about origin she came out of nowhere to save Andrea in the woods after the farm was overrun. She's not going to tickle your fancy by suck your blood while you are narrating a story about Columbus to your kids. She's trying to stay alive

This is part of tragedy in real life by copying what she's doing: she wields a razor-sharp katana and travels with a pair of double-amputee walkers to both mask the scent of her living flesh and carry her baggage and yell something to tickle your fancy: "No stories, guys!"

Does she mean Walking Dead is dull? Instead of making a sensation by decapitating two zombies with a single swing of her samurai sword, she just sits there in the farm wondering what such a situation she has with people expecting something unusual.

Will you be there pretending to be Michonne and help Andrea? She is very sick with a non-zombie-related illness. As Michonne, you are ticklish but never expect Andrea and the Sherpa zombies to place you in a cage then soon the tickling tortures be executed.

Everything in prison complex doesn't describe a story about inferiority complex. You see Sheriff Rick Grimes and his new sidekick, Deputy Daryl, stumble across the prison as the music turns up and everyone is dancing.

No more weird story, I believe, if you watch the Walking Dead yourself and compare it with this writing to prove art is universal and ... tickling.