Saturday, September 29, 2012

Harrison Ford VS Indonesia?

Harrison Ford came to Jakarta once but not to stop students from fighting or promote video about animated flood. He upset the Indonesian government. Forestry Minister Zulkifli Hasan has complained about his attitude when the Hollywood actor interviewed him for a documentary being filmed in Indonesia.

Unfortunately this post is not about to dramatize that moment. "Peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice," that's what Harrison Ford said about peace once. And now I need to borrow Mr. Ford's quote to speak before our High School students here in Jakarta, Indonesia, about "Stop being killer! sounds serious?

Sure, because the future of this country is in the hand of the young generation. While now, what we see occasionally on the streets of Jakarta students in anger fight against and even try to kill each other. But since Mr. Ford is not as strong as Indiana Jones anymore, I don't think I need to bring him to school and ask him to tell before these High School students his experience becoming a historical hero. He has already "observed" Indonesia himself.

Rather, he might come to visit this blog and gets tickled here. No, Mr. Ford I'm not going to write something silly about you to tickle everybody's funny bone. But I don't think tonight I'm going to visit YouTube to enjoy the nostalgic atmosphere by watching you being a hero there.



"Being happy is something you have to learn. I often surprise myself by saying  "Wow, this is it. I guess I'm happy. I got a home I love. A career that I love. I'm even feeling more and more at peace with myself." Have you heard of this quote of his?

If there's something else to happiness, let me know. I'm ambitious for that, too"

Yes, Mr, Ford, I'm learning to be happy too. But, Watch out! Here they come with swords!


How are you, Mr. Nobody?

I know it's hard to be nobody. You may act like Mr. Bean to make sure of people that you exist. Isn't that extreme? Anywhere you go you feel like an alien. No matter what you do, surely nobody will address you with Hi Mr. So and so, how are you doing?

Life is part of play. Some become "somebody" other become "nobody". Today you are nobody tomorrow you are somebody. The best part of it is how we can play our role so convincingly regardless of the wish for Oscar award or CCN coverage. Never dream that one day Erin Burnett will come to interview you, and from nothing to something, she tickles your fancy and turn you from nobody to somebody. But who can stop us from daydreaming? Who knows you become Donald Trumps in a few years to go.

Hm, that's too much, huh? Let's think positive about becoming nobody. Mr. Bean who is a jerk, annoying and eccentric gives good example of how a coincidence happening in life which brings, on the other hand, a positive result. Really? Mr. Bean is fictitious but the brillian concept behind it is not set by Mr. Nobody.

It is not an acknowledment or a cofession that I created a video entitled Mr. Nobody is .Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to show you a sort of narcissism. It is just an expression, a picture that to lead a simple life surely will help us to create happiness in our ownselves.

However, If you disagree with "us" here, would you please let me know how to become somebody without having to write something like Mr. nobody.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Stories for all ages

The contents of this blog are all decent and even safe for children to read. The tickling stories available here are none to tell about man tickling woman tied up in bed and tend to lead many to sexual fantasies. Maybe you find it is weird when you try to get the point seriously but later you get nothing but only distractions. As its name, Mr Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, its about a man who is learning to create tickling stories, writing, news and the like. Unfortanately, up to now I am not sure of the real meaning of me tickle your fancy; is it that I'm trying to make you like my writings. Put me into your own tickling story as dummy. Lol.

My children are save here, Mr. Nurman?
About me, the author, I have never been abroad, only know less what west culture is all about and the way humor is applied there perhaps follows oriental style. Many of the celebrities written here I don't know them well, surely hardly ever watch them acting or singing. I've got them from browsing, thanks to Google, Yahoo or Bing, and only recently that I know I need to visit the trend talked about anything on the internet frequently. Hope there some tickling inspirations there, especially stories. Here is the "weird" blog belongs to the man who learns to tell jokes by writing or rewriting as what is considered tickling stories or something.

All of celebrities and public figures written here are part of parody and by no means to offend them personally. If it is called a tickling blog from its silly contents, weird stories, maybe people need to know the history of the make of this blog. The initiative of  me focusing on tickling stories is that I believe people everywhere in the world need something to tickle their fancy.Everyday we need to listen or tell stories one another, right?

A glimpse of the distractions

Do you consider a tickling story is a fact rewritten in an amusing way? Parody, satire, inlcuding the distraction of  any serious topics people talk about. Katy Perry, for example. Here are a few that you can find what I may call as tickling stories of Katy Perry as distraction. The famous singer who once came to Indonesia and (I just knew her from the internet the day before her concert began here). There goes the silly idea::"why didn't the promoter tell me about her arriving here?" And Justin Bieber, the most searched on the Internet, what's a tickling story about him? You name it. For his doll, song lyric to his you tube world record. All are many more to be considered tickling stories

Keep up with Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy and enjoy more and more tickling stories which never stop tickling your fancy. Anyway, when will that $ 1 billion send to my bank account?



Thursday, September 27, 2012

Story to generate money?

This is a true and interesting story for anybody hate to be trapped by a make quick money scheme article. But, first, as an adult you still like to be lulled to sleep listening to a story? What kind of story do you like? Which do you prefer to listen now: stories to bring back your memory to your childhood or stories to inspire you to make money online?

Once when a lion was asleep a little mouse began running up and down upon him; this soon wakened the lion, who placed his huge paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. But, "... No way lion, I'm busy. It's not comfortable browsing only with a keyboard."

What do you think of the abovewritten story? This kind of story won't tickle your children's fancy, rather they say this is ridiculous and distracting, right? What moral can they get from here?

When you browse most of the pages of this blog you'll find no such stories suit your toddlers. The stories of distraction you may say and that's as what I call tickling. This is the art of rewrite and intended especially to those having a sense of humor.

Now skip the fable. I would like to share a true story with you about how to make money online without you getting trapped in a make quick money scheme. Maybe this is one of a few of serious contents I've shared here. Okay, first, what you need is focus. Then, look at you and think what sort of skill you can promote to others. If below part of your expertise then read on the story.

  • Web Development
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  • Networking Information Systems
  • Writing & Translation
  • Administrative Support
  • Design & Multimedia
  • Customer Service
  • Sales & Marketing
  • Business Services
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Once upon a time an employer paid me money for sending him a quick turnaround article as he wished. I had won the project beforehand and this was my first money on the Internet. It's not big money, no much to be proud of. But then I made bigger money gradually. Now it becomes the thing I can share here to anybody who believe can make bigger money than me.

This story is not a fable or drama, nor something fictitious. You may be the actor here to play to role. Good luck.

Weird blog considered tickling?

What are people looking for on the Internet, tickling blog contents? Maybe. Quite often they come across something unexpected and distracted but tickling. Be they stories, news, images or make quick money scheme, all don't give what they expect, but laughable and make them want to stay long. What a distraction! This is the blog every blogger wants one thing for sure.

The most popular human on the Internet nowadays, based on a keyword survey, is Justin Bieber. And there are a great number of  blogs or sites covering tickling news or stories about him. There are many writings or rewrites to attract visitors to come to a site or a blog and this is part of blogger's routine. Anything about Bieber attracts attention. Songs, off course, personal life, lifestyle, goals in life, interview, concert, quote, etc. By the way, Ever heard of Justin Bieber's quote: "There is always someone who is going to say something, make up something. Try to bring you down. Kill 'em with kindness."

To a creative blogger, the quote written above can be something unique to tickle your fancy. If it is put to a blog and the blogger can amuse people by rewriting it in a silly way, sure it does. More and more people eager to know about Justin Bieber's updates, be curious to find out about Katy Perry's whereabouts, (is she in Bali now?) be informed over Nicolas Cage's debt and other celebrities' gossips. Day by day they visit related blogs. Time by time bloggers update their blog contents. They keep up with the news, surely think about how to create something tickling to attract visitors.

A tickling blog is created, updated and uploads more and more contents which is considered tickling or ticklish. And now you are here at one of the tickling blogs available on the Internet. But here you won't find something as a wrong perception as what I've got in the beginning of establishing this blog. Somebody commented, "No offense, Mr. Nurman, but your blog tittle Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy and its url www.man2tickle.com as if it shows that you are a gay or something?

Quite a tickling comment! What can I say? In fact, here you won't find something visible for restricted age.No pictures of man and woman in bed tickling each other. Nothing to rouse fashion, desire and fantasy. No nudity. Children, even toddler will be save when they came across this blog. They can even feel encouraged to create their own tickling stories--or even a tickling blog.

Maybe my blog is a weird blog or something, as many of the contents are not focused on detail, many of them  rewriting weird things about celebrities, public figures and some recent trends. I know there are much to be fixed, but I really appreciate comment, suggestion and the like to help me, as a non-native English speaking person who learned English autodidact to improve the contents to tickle everyone's fancy. Or thinking about donation? It's been 3 years to learn to make people around the world happy. Thanks

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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Katy Perry in Bali? Tell me the story

katy perry in baliKaty Perry was about to tell me something sensational and I said, "not now." I knew it's crazy. I was not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. Whether She would say, "I am in Bali now, Mr Nurman, cover a tickling news about me?" I didn't know.

I refused to respond because I was not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while Katy Perry's singing some hits I was narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and or celebrities prefer to die in Bali and so on.

The pretty singer is keeping herself busy! The 27-year-old Katy Perry is in Bali, climbing a mountain. That's as the rumor goes. Next, Katy will perform on Jan.19 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour. Whoops, the latter is history! If you keep up with the news, you know it.

Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly turned to be my wife bluffing at me for this weird daydreaming!

Friday, September 21, 2012

Amanda Bynes not to be tickled

Amanda Bynes who has been charged with two hit and run offenses doesn't need a tickling story to lull her to sleep. Okay, Bynes is not planning on going to rehab anytime soon. She is not going to narrate a story about Katy Perry nor Lindsay Lohan there. If so, I am afraid people may think this is a hidden campaign of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to promote his blog on the Internet.

I swear to God, Amanda Bynes has nothing to do with anything to tickle your fancy here, may ignore the weird articles about Bread Pete and Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon or Johhny Depp and Johnny debt. Maybe if she asks my opinion over her problem there would be probably an unsatisfied answer coming up.

Were you there when she was smoking marijuana in her car? I'm not asking Robocop and consider this a tickling question. Sound childish, perhaps. She was reportedly told friends she was smoking tobacco, not weed.

On Sept. 9, the former "All That" star was pulled over for driving at night without her headlights on. Days later, Bynes was ordered not to drive by a judge in Los Angeles. On Monday, Bynes was said to have locked herself in a dressing room for nearly two hours, but nobody said she's learning to create a tickling story to support me as I was running out of ideas.

Even Lindsay Lohan, who has gotten into trouble with the law as well for theft and a DUI, does not understand why I should write this silly article and why people should come here over and over again.

Amanda, be patient dear.

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