Tickling stories: visit Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy

Tickling stories Visit Mr. Nurman learns to tickle

Posted on August 12, 2012 by biaobiao — No Comments

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Is it enough to say it's a tickling blog when there's a content there talking about poker? Or about Robert Pattinson's interview? What's so funny about them? Viewers have their own judgment.

A tickling blog doesn't need to make you laugh at loud to read the contents. Even when there's an article about Robocop doing a stupid thing, or Superman is crazy about blogging. Something to distinguish it from others, that there should be unusual themes to satisfy its readers.

Sensation, yes of course, this is what a tickling blog expecting. While others wonder if Britney has already converted to Islam or Obama is Muslim, himself, here such news become something weird, because it's not serious.

What does tickle mean? What is tickling?
Will there be different perception coming up after reading the contents
of this blog? I don't think, one needs to tickle himself while reading
this or inspired to tickle others in real meaning, that's all.

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Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes, what's happening dear?

The following is not tickling news about her. First, why has Amanda officially been asked to put away her car keys. This warning is supposed to be heard by any speed demons all over the world, right? Second, why she preferred to get behind the wheel while I preferred to get before the computer. Whoops!

On Wednesday, Ms. Bynes, 26, was ordered by L.A. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel not to drive without a valid driver's license, PEOPLE confirms. But on Thursday night, she got behind the wheel, driving around West Hollywood and tapping a parked car with the bumper of her black BMW 5-series, TMZ reports.

On Sunday, the former child star was stopped by an alien asking her for autograph. Amanda then gave him a note saying that she was born on April 3, 1986. The alien woke up afterwards from what's supposed to be called a good dream without anyone know of his whereabouts.

Do you alien stories?

He asked me, "Mr. Nurman, are you learning to tickle everyone's fancy? How did you about Amanda Bynes?"

"Off course, I know her from the Internet. From the news, but it's not tickling news! Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series, What I Like About You, right?" I replied.

"So you're going to write a tickling news about her?" the Alien asked me. Before I said anything, I was awakened by what it's supposed be called a weird hallucination

Weird stories or tickled, you decide!

What is a tickling story?

One of the weird stories goes: Once upon a time there lived an unhappy young girl who hated to be tickled when she was not in a mood. Her mother was dead and her father had married a writer with two daughters who swore to God they never wanted to be a writer too, writing tickling stories. Her stepmother didn't like her one little bit. All her kind thoughts and loving touches were for her own daughters. Nothing was too good for them - dresses, shoes, delicious food, soft beds, and every home comfort. And ... what do you think? If you guess the leading role here is Cinderella better skip this story.

Another tickling story: Gulliver woke up after two days listening to a weird story in his dream and found his arms, legs and hair tied to the ground and everybody tickled him to death. Thin leather strips across his shoulders and chest, held him down. He soon saw tiny men walking on his chest and they tickle each other. Everything seemed to go bananas. Then the director yell, "cut!"

A bit ridiculously tickling, maybe!

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Next, Cinderella and Gulliver started a great debate on what you may consider a tickling story as seeing people become autistic everywhere in the world. She said, "I don't care if Iphone reigns supreme in the USA and blackberry becomes no.1 in Indonesia, I hate cellular phone. Why, because people hardly ever read my story!" Gulliver didn't respond. He preferred to be autistic, looking up an mp3 lists through is mobile phone. Only out there people yelled, "This is what you call tickling story, Mr. Nurman? Not funny at all!"

A few minutes afterwards everybody turned autistic.

Men in black, are you included?

Are you part of men in black? Are you included?

Do you mean men in black here a science fiction action comedy film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rip Torn and Tony Shalhoub, Mr Nurman?

What do you think? Off course not. It's not about what you presume to be the one based on the Men in Black comic book series by Lowell Cunningham which was originally published by Aircel Comics. There are no creature effects to scare you nor disgusting makeup.

Men in black, this is what we see every day: they are here and there and keep something from one another. They are part of modern life, always try to keep up with the newest life style, and what they do is what we do too. If you feel not included here so keep off your smart phone. Can you get rid of your "autism"?

So you get the point of "black" here, and if yours is black too welcome to the community. Men in black community, will you be included here? No, I am not the founder of this community, we build it ourselves. Automatically. Or if you haven't got any black yet, here are my recommendation:



Buy one and if you like, add my pin below this page to your contact, in case you would share with me how to turn our "autism" to productivity just as I do; browse with it, copy and paste, rewrite and make money. Especially if you have a good sense of humor, we have something in common to improve our life, no matter what color it is.

Sure, we cannot blame on the technology by no means.

Britney Spears, the X-Factor and Islam conversion gossip

Those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by Britney Spears must think twice to say so. That's the fake news. The X Factor is originated in the United Kingdom, where it was devised as a replacement for Pop Idol and it was created by Simon Cowell.

Talking about Britney, who don't know her? Something that you don't have to question: You really know Britney? But, Britney who?

She is no doubt a famous celebrity, a great singer as well as a stage performer. She cannot be compared to Britney Tampubolon who might be the one coming from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. This Britney may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. And you may skip this fake news: Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and talked about creating a whiteboard animation

Britney spears may skip this annoying gossip. And may agree that those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by her must be the ones ill-advised. Again, it is fake news! A sort of hoax can spread easily anywhere on the Internet. Another one, for instance this question may drive most people to extremes: is Britney Spears a Muslim?

One thing for sure Britney Spears won't show up in the X Factor as a Muslim ambassador to urge the non-Muslim to debate with her, that's not funny! Here, instead Britney would be looking forward to teaching you English! Whoops, Britney ... who?

How well do you sing Justin Bieber's song?

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So you are Justin Bieber's fan? Check out this lyric if you think you are familiar with this song. A tickling one: Warning: don't yell at me if you don't have a sense of humor!

"Baby"

(feat. Ludacris)

Ohh wooaah [x3]

You know you lost me, I know you bear

Just shout Jennifer, and I'll be there

You are my loaf, you are my fart

And we will never ever ever be a duck

Are we an addict? Girl, quit playing

We're just friends, what are you mocking?

Say there's a mother and look right in her eyes

My first love broke my car for the first time

And I was like...

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh

Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo

Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh

I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh

Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo

Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh

I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

Oh, for you I would have gone wherever

And I just can't believe we like pretender

And I wanna change the rule, but I'm losin' you

I'll lend you anything, I'll grant you any ring

And I'm in pieces, baby kick me

And just save me and you get me out of this hot stream

I'm going down, town, down, town

And I just can't believe my first iPod won't be around

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh

Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo

Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh

I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh

Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo

Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh

I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

[Ludacris:]

Luda! When I was 13, I had my first blood,

There was nobody that compared to my rabbit

and nobody came between us or could ever come aboard

She had me going crazy, oh, I lost my truck,

she woke me up daily, don’t need no brown ducks.

She made my fart gone, it skipped a beat when I see her in the heat and

at school on the playground but I really wanna tell her I am Clark Kent

She knows she got me dazing cause she was so trembling

and now my fart is breaking but I just keep on shouting...

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh

Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo

Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh

I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

Lazy, baby, lazy oooh

Like lazy, baby, lazy nooo

Like lazy, baby, lazy oooh

I thought you'd always bemoaned (moaned)

I'm gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)

Now I'm all torn (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)

Now I'm all gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)

Now I'm all torn (torn, torn, torn...)

I'm torn

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Obama VS Clint Eastwood? a tickling hoax!

Never believe tickling news talking about hatred between Obama and Clint Eastwood. You see every where the media write: President Obama is still a fan of Clint Eastwood.

The president, in an interview with USA Today, suggested he was not offended by the actor's performance during the closing night of the Republican National Convention -- in which Eastwood engaged in a one-man repartee with an empty chair meant to represent Obama.

So never believe the following hoax or the made-up tackling story:

1. "I am a huge Clint Eastwood son's fan, the president said. "Not his."

2. "He is a great actor? No, perhaps tutor, and an even better conductor, Obama added without giving particular praise for his recent movies, which include ... "Sorry, but I forget."

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3. "I want to buy the memorable chair he talked to."

Both 0bama and Eastwood won't tickle your funny bone with this gossip!