Monday, January 31, 2011

Can't tickle celebrities!

What's wrong?

Nothing, but will celebrities tickle Mr. Nurman suffering a typhoid now instead and wake him up and say, "get well recovered soon, man."

Don't cry for me, Robocop, I'll be right back soon. It's okay nearly a month absent from updating.

What?! Can't wait playing hide and seek with me? Don't forget your diaper.

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place! 

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Meg Ryan & John Mellencamp Quietly Dating

Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp wished there would have never been a new year for them to enjoy? Is that right? Totally wrong! The new year brings new beginnings for Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp, instead.

People.com reports, the pair have spent time together on Martha's Vineyard and in New York City in recent days, enjoying a fresh romance just as Mellencamp has announced his separation from wife Elaine after 18 years of marriage.

Mellencamp has not announced that his separation from wife Elaine after quite long years of marriage due to a misunderstanding with a blogger who writes about them having seen an alien somewhere in the California desert. If he will so, that's the crazies fake gossip on earth ever created.

Ryan, 49, and the rock star Mellencamp, 59, began dating about seven weeks ago, but they never plan to create a special album about their previous breakup with their ex to strengthen the relationship and to mock bloggers and Robocop.

Well, don't get too serious, and will you be quiet please, Robocop is having a nap now.

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place! 

Sunday, December 26, 2010

David Schwimmer’s violent film “Trust” loses ratings appeal, why?

Because, he didn’t fast first before making a movie, at least one or two days—kidding!

Seemingly “Trust” handed a restrictive “R” rating for “disturbing material involving the rape of a teen, language, sexual content and some violence”, has irritated Robocop. When he was on duty years ago he never caught a criminal raping teens using sexual content in the neighborhood.

It was important for the film be seen by teenagers, especially as cautionary tale, according to executive producer Avi Lerner. Unfortunately when this statement was stated, religious leaders were not there to support the producer as well as to ask him to join a religious dialog about such things.

That Schwimmer said that he would not modify the film in order to receive a lesser rating, this is absolutely his right to do so. He is not a young boy anymore and you don’t have to tell him what to do.
‘Fell on deaf ear’ for English learners—the beginners, is the new expression to learn. I may not recommend them to ask the meaning of this to David Schwimmer.

Good night, everyone

Nicole Kidman working on Rabbit Hole with mothers?

Mothers are flattered, but no specific mothers here to underline—sorry. Kidman’s role as a mother dealing with the death of her child surely leads her to a Golden Globe nomination.

Rabbit Hole based on the Pulitzer prize-winning play by David Lindsay-Abaire is not a memoir given freely to mothers.

Kidman, who lives in Nashville with her country star husband Keith Urban and their daughter Sunday Rose, never invited any mothers during filming Rabbit Hole and asked them to support her for a campaign for a regent election in Pacitan, East Java Indonesia. She never offered them any roles either to only screw up all things.

“Gosh, that sounds like rich material,” Kidman says in an interview with CNN, but this comment is not about how she envies mother wearing batik every Friday in Indonesia as part of socializing the country’s heritage.

Talking about motherhood, Nicole says that she raised two kids when she was in her 20’s but that was a different thing; she was a kid and still so young mentally and emotionally – a totally different mom.

Distracted mothers who start to be nostalgic but have nothing to do with this may be allowed to get back to the kitchen.

Anyhow, I would like to say, thank you and good luck …

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Showgirl Kicked When She Was Pregnant

The argument erupted over an iPhone, people.com reports.

So where were you guys around 1:30 a.m. on Oct. 22? In Ramadan month this is not yet the right time for Muslims to have a pre-dawn meal for fasting.

Didn't you know that Debbie Flores-Narvaez, a dancer in the Las Vegas burlesque show Fantasy, was arguing with her boyfriend Jason "Blu" Griffith around that time on a Las Vegas street? Were they later on arguing about how to tickle your fancy by creating a silly blog? I don't think so.

Didn't you see when he grabbed her phone and tossed it 100 feet? I didn't make up this story. This is according to a police report.The police himself, of course, is not Robocop.

Next, when Flores-Narvaez bent over to pick it up, Griffith pushed her to the ground and, she claimed, kicked her and pulled her hair, a clump of which was found nearby and photographed by police as evidence.


That sounds serious. Even Jet Li, if he were around could no nothing about it. And Jacky Chan might stop joking around with his martial art skill.

At the time, Flores-Narvaez says, she was pregnant with Griffith's child.

Well, for pregnant women all over the world, stay home after mightnight, okay? Eating out this hour is totally not recommended, let alone with Dracula canned like Robocop!

George Clooney earned a living by stealing?

George Clooney didn't earn a living by making hot money! Anybody to assume so may deal with law. And the police officer in-charge that may face you is the guy over there, Mr. Robocop.

Earning a living through the '80s with bit parts on The Facts of Life and Roseanne, he never wishes to go pilgrimage to Mecca. Anybody says he is a Muslim must be dreaming. At 33, he never joined a sort of American Idol show to outdo Adam Lambert. If you happened to see that, you might be blind.

Clooney became a household name and bonafide sex symbol (twice dubbed by PEOPLE the Sexiest Man Alive).How about you; have you become a household name and bonafide sex symsol when you're broke?

Don't ask George Clooney; he doesn't care!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

American Idol Adam Lambert honored, to envy other!

it has been revealed that American Idol star Adam Lambert has been honored with his own E! True Hollywood story.

But it has not been been revealed that Indonesian Idol star, Delon has been honored with his own E and invited to the States and was due to sing a Javanese song before the disabled around Elm Street.

It has not been revealed that Jungle Idol star Tarzan Suwarno has been honored with his own E and offered a cast in Hollywood.

It has not been revealed, either, that Blogger Idol star Mr. John Anonymous has been honored with his own E and be allowed to amuse politicians and to support them to eradicate corruption.

But it has surely been revealed that this posting is only to tickle your fancy.

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