Welcome to the Twitter nation: Indonesia

Did you know Indonesia is the most Twitter-addicted nation on the planet by online research firm comScore? (Sara Sidner CNN/Jakarta)

First, have a sit and enjoy the sandy beaches, palm trees and the hospitality of the people. Second, stand up and look round, see how excited people there spending the time doing business on line everywhere, not only at the Internet cafe, but also through their laptop and mobile phone.Third, ask them, "Do you know Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy? He is from Indonesia."

If nobody would like to answer the latter question, just keep following my tweet and you'll get used to being tickled.

There's the only one among Indonesians here to learn to tickle your fancy by writing silly things about Hollywood celebrities. Funny or not, that doesn't matter.

What seems to matter is if you want to borrow Robocop's helmet from me (see our special guest at the window) Is he a shy guy? Maybe!

Rapper T.I. admits to drug problem

Is it sensational?

A drug habit after extensive dental surgery, that's what he has developed. The surgery was not done in Egypt where crazy bloggers could probably make up a story about celebrity and pyramid and Pharaoh, and they tickle among one another.

During his prison stint last year T.I. had tried to contemplate and reflect on all sins in the past. But this gossip is absurd, because no news saying this so far.

It's bad, while bloggers say no to drug and say yes to tickle every one's fancy, the rapper said he continued taking the medication, even after he had healed from his surgeries the way others might have a drink or smoke a blunt.

T.I., who is currently serving time for violating his probation on an earlier federal weapons conviction, didn't say that if he were recovered from the addiction he would go pilgrimage to Mecca.

Besides, nobody saw him around with a camel before.

Emma Watson: I'm addicted to knowledge (and to tickling your fancy?)

Emma Watson has passion for learning!

Watson, the Harry Potter's star whose movie made it cool to be a studious teacher's pet, doesn't say that she will study about the existence of supra natural power which might take control of Mt. Merapi in Indonesia.

Watson, a sophomore at Brown University in Rhode Island, is never reported to have learned how to recite the Koran well. That's a silly coverage about celebrities tickling viewers on the Internet.

Don't ask her, why she chose to continue her education after graduating from high school but never wishes to run a restaurant on her own? A crazy blogger, a friend of mine once asked me about it.

"I love learning. I'm just addicted to knowledge. It just like, makes me happy. It keeps me motivated," she said in a interview while promoting her latest film, the first installment of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." (Associated Press)

When I offer her, "how about blogging? Are you addicted to it?" She can't hear it--You know, telepathy is error here.

Maybe she would say, "I'll tell you how to tickle everybody's fancy. I'm a native speaker, aren't I?"

Thank you in advance, dear ...

Why Zac Efron doesn't get serious in Charlie St. Cloud?

Charlie St. Cloud exits high school with limitless potential and promise, but that doesn't appeal to Zac Efron! Is that true?

He’s not the captain of the sailing team? How come he thinks that he is a reborn American idol? He sings and dances and runs anytime paparazzi see him and jumps over the bridge, and together with volunteers he feels he is not to miss the flight to carry him to Indonesia to help Mt. Merapi volcano's erruption survivors.

He assumes he’s not just been accepted to Stanford.  The future is dark and won't be in rosy color. How comes things go wrong?

High School Musical veteran Zac Efron suddenly feels that he doesn't like singing, dancing and thinking about helping the miserable people out there might be a good idea.

What's wrong? Anybody please help.

Seemingly it's not Zac's fault being in this condition. But to put blame on blogger, it's like to force him to get serious in Charlie St. Cloud while he wants to get serious to tickle everybody's fancy.

So confusing?

Harry Potter and Daniel Radcliffe show age!

Harry Potter needs a tickling story.

Not a very funny one. He's had more than enough of adventures regarding supernatural, witches, black magic or something, so that he gets bored and needs some entertainment on his own way. Now he only needs some simple things to tickle his fancy.


He just needs to see Daniel Radcliffe, who plays him, who just turned 21. He would like to ask, "Mr. Radcliffe, is that correct as written on the internet, that you are more assertive than you used to be, more authoritative, though not necessarily more confident?"

"The movie, number seven in a series of eight," Daniel ignores Harry. He instead says something about a recent Harry Porter's movie.

"I know, it's not you saying that," Harry replies. "It's the internet."

"Really? How well you know about Internet? Daniel asks."

"It's simple. Just close my eyes and I'll be there in a jippy."

"Your English is not fluent. That didn't answer my question"

"It didn't?"

"Are you Harry Porter or what?"

Harry Porter feels ashamed and right away gets back into a lamp and soon asks himself, "Are you Harry Porter or what?

Why Rapper DMX arrested in Arizona?

Troubled rapper DMX is back behind bars in Arizona for violating his probation, CNN reports.


Mr. Earl Simmons, the real name of DMX, had never written a blog about criminalism before he was arrested Thursday and had never worked together with a tickling blogger to write about tickling or ticklish celebrities.

You know, drugs reign supreme here. The rapper was allegedly using drugs, including cocaine and OxyContin. "Why doesn't he fast? That's the solution." Whoops, this must be an Islamic cleric saying this.

If you are familiar with Simmons' song like "Party Up" and "Get At Me Dog" you might not want to listen to it being screwed up by dangdut orchestra. He is also an actor, and has appeared in numerous movies including "Belly," not in a silly movie, entitled, "Your Belly is super Ugly."

Why in recent years Simmons has had numerous run-ins with the law? This might drive curiosity among his fans. Before, he was arrested on five separate occasions after August 2007. That included a May 2008 arrest on drug and animal cruelty charges--that time he was not having a predawn meal and that was not Ramadan month, I guess.

Being placed on "lockdown status" and forced to eat only bread and water for jailhouse infractions, can we say he is really a troublesome?

I don't know when he will be released and be able to join me here to tickle people's fancy.

Celebrities never learn to tickle your fancy

That's the reason why I need to write them a letter about it.

Since they never learn intensively, tickling celebrities while they are around is childish and never recommended. A letter to them is okay, instead, as they are also part of human who need humor as well.

But before I begin with 'dear celebrity' I have to know first to whom this letter may concern.

Celebrities tickling each other won't lead me to imagine Zack Efron and Robert Pattinson vying for stardom. That's absolutely not funny. Britney Spears or Kristen Steward to put down in the letter as ticklish maybe a good idea. But are they?

Do celebrities need to learn to tickle your fancy? Why should they? In fact, they are not learning to, but doing so.

Well, now, I get confused as to writing them a letter. What if I write, 'Dear celebrities, would you teach me how to write a tickling letter?'