Obama visit to Indonesia will include visiting blogger?

Obama has an emotional and strong relationship with the country in where he spent his childhood, Indonesia. Generally, Indonesians feel proud of him becoming the president of the USA. When he won the presidential election a couple years ago many people here also shared joy and happiness, supporting him.

Despite his visit plan will always be rejected by the hardliner here, Indonesia wishes he would not make cancellation again. Some people are looking forward to seeing him back to his "mother land".

Obama is scheduled to visit Istiqlal, one of the largest mosque in the world in Jakarta and also to visit the Heroes Cemetery.

Unfortunately, due to his busy schedule, he won't be able to manage the time to visit a blogger's house in Bogor, West Java, a few kilometers away from Jakarta. The blogger is writing something good about him and also about Hollywood gossip in a tickling way. He himself is not part of funny or tickling celebrities and never wishes an award from Obama.

No, it is not quite necessary. A little smile if you happen to come across this posting is okay, Mr. President. Selamat datang di Indonesia.

Justin Bieber VS Justin Bibir

It is not funny as to tickling Justin Bieber while singing on stage. It is not funny either to ask Robert Pattinson to amuse Jason Bieber pretending to be vampire, and to break into Justin's interview session.

But, to Justin Bibir everything is laughable as he claims as a man of humor. Who is Justin Bibir? Don't say he is a funny or tickling celebrity. Far from that!

Justin Bibir is a flirt young man with thick lips (bibir-Indonesian) coming from Central Java, who is easily tickled anytime he hears a practical joke despite it is not funny at all. Justin Bieber never meets Justin Bibir, but if only Justin Bieber wishes, that will never happen. However, when it comes to business, both have something in common. They never believe one month blogging can make you a millionaire.

Maybe only Justin Bibir will laugh over this.

Miss World to be a teacher to amuse you?

The newest soft-spoken 18-year-old Miss World from the United States, Alexandria Mills, wants to be a teacher, but ... "Since I am soft-spoken, can I?"

Nobody heard the murmur in her bedroom and the naughty wind sent the sentence far away across the continent to a place somewhere in Central Java. It lingered around a single-story concrete house in outskirt of Semarang. A soft-spoken man and wife in there were having a conversation in their bedroom and the wife started to laugh.

"What's so funny?" asked the man.

"You," replied his wife.

"What?"

"You're so soft-spoken."

The man burst into laughter.

"What's so funny?" now the wife asked.

"You."

"What?"

"You're a soft-spoken teacher, how come you want to become Miss World?

Seemingly, the naughty wind wasn 't interested to send back the sentence to USA.

Matt Damon, no more Bourne Legacy?

Rumor has it that Matt Damon won't be cast anymore in the newest project of Bourne Legacy.

What do you think about it, Matt? It's okay with the movie bosses' decision? How about coming here to Mt. Merapi Indonesia and help the injured survival of volcano eruption? Yeah, for a while forget about acting and camera. Be a volunteer.

You may also want to replace Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the Volcano who died in the calamity recently. When it comes to logic, his position is absurd, but who knows you will get inspired here.

Another rumor has it that Matt Damon might read this post, share sympathy and give comment, at least say,"Pray for Indonesia."

If that never happens, your comment will be okay too, Robocop. Don't cry for it, okay boy?

Josh Hartnett to romance Bipasha Basu on blogs!

Bollywood hottie and Hollywood cuttie will be on screen making an International debut with the flick Singularity in India. Surely, as the news spread rapidly Bipasha Basu and Josh Hartnett catch the attention of bloggers.

One blogger writes about the news as it is, another just copies and pastes from the original or official source and makes a slight editing. The other corrupt other related blog or website for their own good, providing disjointed links everywhere on their blogs.

Despite this, what should Bipasha and Josh care? For the next few months they will keep romancing and maybe dancing, singing, cryng ... Wait, is it Hollywood or Bollywood we're talking about here?

And fasting and reciting the Koran? Well, that is much out of context, right? No, it's not them. However, for a tickling blog nothing is confusing when it comes to parody, like when Robocop will also want to date Bipasha. He just needs shaving.

Bloggers, let's shave together.

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and beard

Hollywood hearththrob Zac Efron is puzzled by his beard. It grows long and long and covers his lips.He is so upset that he needs to shave up. But he can't find any scissors at home. There's no razor blade, ether, there.

Vanessa Hudgens who is around only smiles on knowing this. When Zack yells at her, she starts to react. She tries to find something in her purse but finds nothing to solve Zac's problem.

To Zac surprise, Vanessa Hudgens' hair turns out to grow long, too. It's getting longer and longer.

"What are we gonna do now?" Jack asks.

"I don't know," Vanessa replies.

Suddenly a melancholic tone of typical Asian flute is heard somewhere nearby. The couple known as lovers feel like being hypnotized and they start to dance. And, more than that, they sing an Indian song. The more they shake their body, the longer his beard and her hair grow. As soon as Vanessa's body has been totally covered by the wild hair, the music stops.

"What's going on?" Zack asks as he comes to his senses.

I think the only one who is able to answer his question is Bollywood filmmaker.

Happy shaving, Zac!

Tony Blair converts to Islam?

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair converts to Islam? This is not hot news, because up to now there's no official announcement about it. But Lauren Booth, his sister in-law has just embraced this religion. And after the conversion, a cynical remark may say, who's next? Prince Charles?

However, Charles belongs to the kingdom, the symbol of nobility of England. If he were to go pilgrimage to Mecca someday, it is a sort of tickling fate. But who knows if the late Michael Jackson might have converted to Islam and as this would also affect his fans, he was secretly murdered? No tickling fate at all!

Is Rowan Atkinson next, to be the one having a prayer rug at home? He may ask Mr. Bean about it, don't you think?

For a sensitive matter, Lauren Booth doesn't have to get "all rights preserved" to be the first to write about Tony Blair's conversion to Islam. And Tony Blair doesn't have to take an ablution before performing a daily five-time prayer--whoops, I mean his daily prayer based on his current faith.

What do you think about it, Robocop?