Saturday, September 22, 2012

Katy Perry in Bali? Tell me the story

katy perry in baliKaty Perry was about to tell me something sensational and I said, "not now." I knew it's crazy. I was not in a mood to learn to tickle everyone's fancy. Whether She would say, "I am in Bali now, Mr Nurman, cover a tickling news about me?" I didn't know.

I refused to respond because I was not sure she's going to tell me something out of tickling context. Off course, it's not funny while Katy Perry's singing some hits I was narrating silly stories about Nicolas Cage playing hide and seek with Robert Pattinson or about Emma Stones going on a pilgrimage to Mecca and or celebrities prefer to die in Bali and so on.

The pretty singer is keeping herself busy! The 27-year-old Katy Perry is in Bali, climbing a mountain. That's as the rumor goes. Next, Katy will perform on Jan.19 at the Sentul International Convention Center for her California Dreams tour. Whoops, the latter is history! If you keep up with the news, you know it.

Katy was sporting blue hair and a blue ring, but at that time she was not in Bali. She was not here around my neighborhood, either, to tell me something sensational as above-mentioned. So? When I said I was not in a mood to tickle everyone's fancy she quickly turned to be my wife bluffing at me for this weird daydreaming!

Friday, September 21, 2012

Amanda Bynes not to be tickled

Amanda Bynes who has been charged with two hit and run offenses doesn't need a tickling story to lull her to sleep. Okay, Bynes is not planning on going to rehab anytime soon. She is not going to narrate a story about Katy Perry nor Lindsay Lohan there. If so, I am afraid people may think this is a hidden campaign of Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy to promote his blog on the Internet.

I swear to God, Amanda Bynes has nothing to do with anything to tickle your fancy here, may ignore the weird articles about Bread Pete and Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon or Johhny Depp and Johnny debt. Maybe if she asks my opinion over her problem there would be probably an unsatisfied answer coming up.

Were you there when she was smoking marijuana in her car? I'm not asking Robocop and consider this a tickling question. Sound childish, perhaps. She was reportedly told friends she was smoking tobacco, not weed.

On Sept. 9, the former "All That" star was pulled over for driving at night without her headlights on. Days later, Bynes was ordered not to drive by a judge in Los Angeles. On Monday, Bynes was said to have locked herself in a dressing room for nearly two hours, but nobody said she's learning to create a tickling story to support me as I was running out of ideas.

Even Lindsay Lohan, who has gotten into trouble with the law as well for theft and a DUI, does not understand why I should write this silly article and why people should come here over and over again.

Amanda, be patient dear.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Tickling stories: visit Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy

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Is it enough to say it's a tickling blog when there's a content there talking about poker? Or about Robert Pattinson's interview? What's so funny about them? Viewers have their own judgment.

A tickling blog doesn't need to make you laugh at loud to read the contents. Even when there's an article about Robocop doing a stupid thing, or Superman is crazy about blogging. Something to distinguish it from others, that there should be unusual themes to satisfy its readers.

Sensation, yes of course, this is what a tickling blog expecting. While others wonder if Britney has already converted to Islam or Obama is Muslim, himself, here such news become something weird, because it's not serious.

What does tickle mean? What is tickling?
Will there be different perception coming up after reading the contents
of this blog? I don't think, one needs to tickle himself while reading
this or inspired to tickle others in real meaning, that's all.

What's wrong with the content above? Another forced promotion? Nothing, I just like to thank the man named biaobiao above for copying and pasting this article of mine from Article Blast without giving even a backlink and instead he keeps my keyword on Google. Excellent! I also thank him for giving no responses on his comment box. Hope you get more traffic there.


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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes, what's happening dear?

The following is not tickling news about her. First, why has Amanda officially been asked to put away her car keys. This warning is supposed to be heard by any speed demons all over the world, right? Second, why she preferred to get behind the wheel while I preferred to get before the computer. Whoops!

On Wednesday, Ms. Bynes, 26, was ordered by L.A. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel not to drive without a valid driver's license, PEOPLE confirms. But on Thursday night, she got behind the wheel, driving around West Hollywood and tapping a parked car with the bumper of her black BMW 5-series, TMZ reports.

On Sunday, the former child star was stopped by an alien asking her for autograph. Amanda then gave him a note saying that she was born on April 3, 1986. The alien woke up afterwards from what's supposed to be called a good dream without anyone know of his whereabouts.

Do you alien stories?
He asked me, "Mr. Nurman, are you learning to tickle everyone's fancy? How did you about Amanda Bynes?"

"Off course, I know her from the Internet. From the news, but it's not tickling news! Bynes appeared in several successful television series, such as All That and The Amanda Show, on Nickelodeon in the mid to late 1990s and early 2000s, and in 2002, she starred in the TV series, What I Like About You, right?" I replied.

"So you're going to write a tickling news about her?" the Alien asked me. Before I said anything, I was awakened by what it's supposed be called a weird hallucination



Friday, September 14, 2012

Weird stories or tickled, you decide!

What is a tickling story?

One of the weird stories goes: Once upon a time there lived an unhappy young girl who hated to be tickled when she was not in a mood. Her mother was dead and her father had married a writer with two daughters who swore to God they never wanted to be a writer too, writing tickling stories. Her stepmother didn't like her one little bit. All her kind thoughts and loving touches were for her own daughters. Nothing was too good for them - dresses, shoes, delicious food, soft beds, and every home comfort. And ... what do you think? If you guess the leading role here is Cinderella better skip this story.

Another tickling story: Gulliver woke up after two days listening to a weird story in his dream and found his arms, legs and hair tied to the ground and everybody tickled him to death. Thin leather strips across his shoulders and chest, held him down. He soon saw tiny men walking on his chest and they tickle each other. Everything seemed to go bananas. Then the director yell, "cut!"

A bit ridiculously tickling, maybe!

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Next, Cinderella and Gulliver started a great debate on what you may consider a tickling story as seeing people become autistic everywhere in the world. She said, "I don't care if Iphone reigns supreme in the USA and blackberry becomes no.1 in Indonesia, I hate cellular phone. Why, because people hardly ever read my story!" Gulliver didn't respond. He preferred to be autistic, looking up an mp3 lists through is mobile phone. Only out there people yelled, "This is what you call tickling story, Mr. Nurman? Not funny at all!"

A few minutes afterwards everybody turned autistic.


Men in black, are you included?

Are you part of men in black? Are you included?

Do you mean men in black here a science fiction action comedy film directed by Barry Sonnenfeld starring Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rip Torn and Tony Shalhoub, Mr Nurman?

What do you think? Off course not. It's not about what you presume to be the one based on the Men in Black comic book series by Lowell Cunningham which was originally published by Aircel Comics. There are no creature effects to scare you nor disgusting makeup.

Men in black, this is what we see every day: they are here and there and keep something from one another. They are part of modern life, always try to keep up with the newest life style, and what they do is what we do too. If you feel not included here so keep off your smart phone. Can you get rid of your "autism"?

So you get the point of "black" here, and if yours is black too welcome to the community. Men in black community, will you be included here? No, I am not the founder of this community, we build it ourselves. Automatically. Or if you haven't got any black yet, here are my recommendation:



Buy one and if you like, add my pin below this page to your contact, in case you would share with me how to turn our "autism" to productivity just as I do; browse with it, copy and paste, rewrite and make money. Especially if you have a good sense of humor, we have something in common to improve our life, no matter what color it is.

Sure, we cannot blame on the technology by no means.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Britney Spears, the X-Factor and Islam conversion gossip

tickle britney spearsThose saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by Britney Spears must think twice to say so. That's the fake news. The X Factor is originated in the United Kingdom, where it was devised as a replacement for Pop Idol and it was created by Simon Cowell.

Talking about Britney, who don't know her? Something that you don't have to question: You really know Britney? But, Britney who?

She is no doubt a famous celebrity, a great singer as well as a stage performer. She cannot be compared to Britney Tampubolon who might be the one coming from somewhere in North Sumatera, Indonesia. This Britney may be a teacher, a salon owner or a fashion designer, etc. And you may skip this fake news: Both Britney Spears and Britney Tampubolon have never seen me and talked about creating a whiteboard animation

Britney spears may skip this annoying gossip. And may agree that those saying The X Factor is a television music competition franchise created by her must be the ones ill-advised. Again, it is fake news! A sort of hoax can spread easily anywhere on the Internet. Another one, for instance this question may drive most people to extremes: is Britney Spears a Muslim?

One thing for sure Britney Spears won't show up in the X Factor as a Muslim ambassador to urge the non-Muslim to debate with her, that's not funny! Here, instead Britney would be looking forward to teaching you English! Whoops, Britney ... who?


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