Wednesday, December 1, 2010

James Franco, Anne Hathaway, Oscars and bloggers.

As actors James Franco and Anne Hathaway were named co-hosts by Oscar organizers last Monday, bloggers along with the Media were waiting for the February 27's event next year, when the awards to be given out.

When one blogger asked about who James Franco really was, another blogger wondered why him. While more and more bloggers asked about Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway didn’t have to feel tickled to speak to them in a press conference and to tell them who she really was.

Both actors didn’t think it’s necessary to deal with bloggers, especially with the silly ones who weren’t even be able to speak basic English.

How about having a lively chat with a tickling blogger? And talking about creating a tickling movie over tickling celebrities? And casting this silly blogger too? And giving Oscars to the blogger and tickling him as well before the audience?

And …

James Franco, Anne Hathaway to co-host Oscars,that’s the title should be.

And bloggers?

Full stop!

Is Murder Part of Human Right?

Long time ago in Tehran, Iran, in1997, a serial killer convicted of raping and killing nine girls and women was hanged from a construction crane after being publicly whipped by several of the victims' male relatives.

None of the world celebrities and public figures attended the execution, and besides,what’s that for?

"You know, the Tehran Vampire."

“The Tehran Vampire?”

“He confessed on television to the kidnap, rape and murder of nine girls and women aged 10 to 47, including a mother and her daughter.”


This conversation belongs to none of the world celebrities and public figures.

Today in Hollywood, a serial killer convicted of raping and killing nine or more girls and women is put into prison to have life imprisonment instead of death sentence.

Is that fair enough?

No matter how terrible the victims suffer from such a brutality, when it comes to entertainment that will be, “Oh, come on …, it’s part of show!”

In real context this might sound, “Oh, come on … it’s part of human right!” No tickling sin, we have taken it for granted.

Blame us? Not a good idea. Sharia law? Scary! Blame the blogger to have come up with this issue?

I’ve got an idea. We’d better put blame on a louse in Robocop’s hair!

Yvonne Ridley, a public figure and a Muslim, no tickling thing!

Ever wonder why Yvonne Ridley returned home a public figure? Returned home? Sounds serious!

Yes, she had been captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan while investigating for a story and almost two years after being freed from ten days of captivity, The multiple award-winning journalist and author accepted the faith of her captors and became a Muslim.

No tickling story abut this. She has her own decision as to religious conversion and so does everybody. We must respect it.

Ever wonder why Rvonne Yidley returned home but not a public figure?

She had been captured by the Crazyban in Egypt while investigating for a story too and almost two days after being freed from three days of captivity, the English teacher and blogger became traumatic.
Why?

No further information about this. She has her own decision as to coping with stress. We must respect it.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Welcome to the Twitter nation: Indonesia

Did you know Indonesia is the most Twitter-addicted nation on the planet by online research firm comScore? (Sara Sidner CNN/Jakarta)

First, have a sit and enjoy the sandy beaches, palm trees and the hospitality of the people. Second, stand up and look round, see how excited people there spending the time doing business on line everywhere, not only at the Internet cafe, but also through their laptop and mobile phone.Third, ask them, "Do you know Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy? He is from Indonesia."

If nobody would like to answer the latter question, just keep following my tweet and you'll get used to being tickled.

There's the only one among Indonesians here to learn to tickle your fancy by writing silly things about Hollywood celebrities. Funny or not, that doesn't matter.

What seems to matter is if you want to borrow Robocop's helmet from me (see our special guest at the window) Is he a shy guy? Maybe!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Rapper T.I. admits to drug problem

Is it sensational?

A drug habit after extensive dental surgery, that's what he has developed. The surgery was not done in Egypt where crazy bloggers could probably make up a story about celebrity and pyramid and Pharaoh, and they tickle among one another.

During his prison stint last year T.I. had tried to contemplate and reflect on all sins in the past. But this gossip is absurd, because no news saying this so far.

It's bad, while bloggers say no to drug and say yes to tickle every one's fancy, the rapper said he continued taking the medication, even after he had healed from his surgeries the way others might have a drink or smoke a blunt.

T.I., who is currently serving time for violating his probation on an earlier federal weapons conviction, didn't say that if he were recovered from the addiction he would go pilgrimage to Mecca.

Besides, nobody saw him around with a camel before.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Emma Watson: I'm addicted to knowledge (and to tickling your fancy?)

Emma Watson has passion for learning!

Watson, the Harry Potter's star whose movie made it cool to be a studious teacher's pet, doesn't say that she will study about the existence of supra natural power which might take control of Mt. Merapi in Indonesia.

Watson, a sophomore at Brown University in Rhode Island, is never reported to have learned how to recite the Koran well. That's a silly coverage about celebrities tickling viewers on the Internet.

Don't ask her, why she chose to continue her education after graduating from high school but never wishes to run a restaurant on her own? A crazy blogger, a friend of mine once asked me about it.

"I love learning. I'm just addicted to knowledge. It just like, makes me happy. It keeps me motivated," she said in a interview while promoting her latest film, the first installment of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." (Associated Press)

When I offer her, "how about blogging? Are you addicted to it?" She can't hear it--You know, telepathy is error here.

Maybe she would say, "I'll tell you how to tickle everybody's fancy. I'm a native speaker, aren't I?"

Thank you in advance, dear ...

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