Travel to Indonesia, need guidance?

WELCOME to Indonesia, the country where Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy was born.

We Indonesians will always show our hospitality and our bright smile at you, tourists, this is quite typical, lasting from year to year. No, don't listen much to the distracted Western Media saying our country is the den of terrorism, that's too much.

Unfortunately this blog is not to provide complete references before or when you travel to Indonesia.

You've got difficulty to get the information as a guide to do the traveling here? Don't worry, Google is the trustful source and it is easy for you to get it on line, right?

At the moment, all you need is just tickle your fancy here with some crazy writings. But if you feel like leaving, it's okay.

By the way, if you are part of celebrities and happen to make a good a memory here, beware ... I'll corrupt your story just for fun, hahaha. Is it a sin?

Cheers!

Easy ways to learn English with celebrities?

Easy Ways to Learn English?

If you want to learn English, please do not look for celebrities and ask them to teach you for free, that's silly. In today’s crazy era, there are actually more easy ways to learn the English language. It is not recommended that you stick too long here on this blog and keep wondering how.

"Speak English Fluently!" Every English teacher really likes to say this, no matter how awful his accent is if he is not a native speaker himself.

There are a variety of online resources that present easy ways to learn English. But here you don't have to learn English seriously. Here you meet celebrities and they speak English. If you want to contact them, don't ask me, because I myself, don't know how to keep in touch with them.

The Step by Step Approach based on theory, if you like to do so, just do it. I myself learned English guided by my special tutor: Mr. Robocop. If you don't believe me, that's good. It means you should right away get out of here and find the right site to fulfill your wish.

Got it, dude?

Keep learning. God Bless you!

Robert Pattinson fan?

Robert Pattinson fan

A fansite for actor Robert Pattinson best known for his role as Edward Cullen in the movie is ... robertpattinson.org/

So, you wanna get there? Cool ... Meet your favorite actor Robert Pattinson and meet also Kristen Steward who might be on shooting location, acting.

But first, please make sure, you have done your homework, so that mommy won't yell at you. And if it's the time for you to go to bed but you're still in front of the computer, you'd better check all doors and windows. If you feel grown up already and not need to tell what to do, that's fine. It is only a suggestion.

It is not funny if you say you are Robert Pattinson's fan, but you want to be a vampire as you get obsessed by him. That's not well-educated manner. Or what? In case you need to tickle your fancy to get rid of stress is it necessary to tickle Kristen Steward and Robert Pattinson on the Internet? How?

There's a lot of fun on the internet as to enjoying ourselves and becoming a fan of a celebrity is not recommended.

WHAT?!

No, if you still like to wet and shit the bed and might think Robocop is no more than a can.

Cheap Hotels, Cheap Travel?

Cheap Hotels, Flights, Airline Tickets, Cheap Ticket, Cheap Travel Deals, all you can find at www.kayak.com

So dear celebrities, it is not your sin to count on anything cheap. It is not your fault destined to be rich. Anybody is free using cheap travel regardless his strata as long as he has enough budget for travelling.

It is not funny, dear celebrities, if you are caught by the media to be using cheap things around. Maybe a bit sensational. Cheap flights are okay too if you wish. So, what with the fuss? Something tickling in the eye of public is something common in the eye of blogger? Whoops, what a crazy idea!

However, the cheap flight that you have will be troublesome if you bring along with you your bodyguards and you pay them cheap. As far as I know, Robocop never wants to be a bodyguard and get underpaid.

Is it out of context? Forget it. So, dear celebrities, when will you take me to fly with you. As for me, I prefer free-of-charge flight.

Dear celebrities, it is not funny, is it?

Cheap travel for celebrities?

No way!

We are the Have
Why should we travel and ask for anything cheap?

We've got thick pocket, can buy hundred tickets, why should we save up to beautify our lips?

We've got much to invest, Our contracts are in line to respond, should we let our kid weep on the trip?

Our car is limousine, our jet plane is not for rent, why should through the traffic we creep?

Come on.

We were born to entertain you
We were destined to lull you
We are here and there to distract you

Come on.

We really need some fresh air
We may need you blogger to be there

So, how much?

Leonardo DiCaprio, a serial killer in real life?

Off course not! The Devil in the White City, a project he will produce based on the bestseller novel, is only for you to watch on the screen. The novel has sold 2.3 million copies and has been translated into 17 languages.

Whoever says Leonardo is a serial killer in real life, must be out of his mind. Anybody in bad mental condition must not comment on something absurd about someone else. Leonardo DiCaprio won't give a damn care about this person and all his silly things.

LeonardoDiCaprio is not a serial killer, that's for sure! DiCaprio would only play H.H. Holmes, a serial killer masquerading as a charming doctor in The Devil in the White City.

But, "is he not a serial killer? How about my grannies' death?" asks a mosquito.

Dull!

Fan of his? Have his biography

But, even a tough Robocop can't get rid of mosquitos that easy and that he gets annoyed all night long it's very funny!

Avril Lavigne Wants a man like Robocop?

Avril Lavigne is looking for the right man for a soul mate? The 26-year-old singer regards herself as old fashion when it comes to romance?

Avril who has been dating reality TV star Brody Jenner since February, revealed she is not dating any men from Indonesia, especially who depends his life on blogging. So can the traditional guys who are prepared to open doors and buy flowers for her be you?

She explained, “I like a blogger if he is a classy man, a gentleman who opens the door. Not only he gives flowers but also tickles me all the time with his writings.”

Is the statement above true? Of course not, that's a blogger made-up statement--mine!

Avril admitted she doesn’t like wild nights out on the town. Yeah, I agree with her. Besides, if you're broke, what can you do out there, right?

She hasn't finished actually, and prefers to stay in rather than hang out with people who are into the “Hollywood scene”.

I look at Mr. Robocop at this blog window and he just, says, "I'd like to accompany her, Mr. Nurman, but who's going to accompany you to tickle people's fancy?