Madonna can't sleep!

Madonna can't sleep?

Why can't she? She has many things in mind annoying her? But it's okay. Now she might sleep tight.

You know, when Madonna can't sleep she can't close her eyes, off course. She might think everything is okay. She might assume a blogger is beside her telling her about funny things in life, like 'how can't you sleep' or 'you don't have to sleep for a hundred years.'

Then this blogger takes her to the land of fantasy where people don't have to sleep at all because without sleep people will feel like sleep. When this sleeping people are awake actually they are asleep..

Got a problem with sleeping? Forget it, let's get back to sleep .....

She's not an actor with plastic surgery

If you were an actor would you have cosmetic surgery? Would you follow Cher and Melanie Griffith? A recent article in New York magazine entitled "Lines, Please," with the subtitle "If you can't move your face, can you still act with it?"attracts a blogger's attention.

But she says, "no Mr. Nurman, it's not good idea. But, I don't know, may be I'll give it a try someday."

The blogger won't take the risk of extreme cases like Heidi Montag and Mickey Rourke, but is more concerned with the image if without changing face, the show won't be on.

"What show? You're a blogger, not an actor?" I ask.

This sparked a lively discussion among friends of mine, bloggers.

"You're a blogger, not an actor," they repeat what I said.

She says, "I'm a blogger and I'm an entertainer as well. Is it a good idea when people visit my blog they see me not as I am?"

We've got nothing to say and prefer to be disappeared.

"I'm waiting for Tom Cruise's phone call."

The blogger who has abandoned 25 blogs on her own runs and talks and smiles at herself on the street! Too much blogs will kill you!

'Dark Knight Rises', Batman without actress?

Batman will be without women in the The Dark Knight Rises? The gossip which will never attract peoples' attention!

Deadline.com reports that director Christopher Nolan is planning to cast two females in the next of the Batman flicks. Who are they? The first one, she is not an actress from Jogjakarta, Indonesia, another one she is not the one to shake hand with farmers in villages for regent candidacy.

As usual, one woman should be there to accompany superhero's alter ego Bruce Wayne, and the other, a villain. Not Catwoman, I guess. When will there be characters like Duckwoman or Swanwoman to fight against Batman? Is that silly?

Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhaal--that's it!--may be you'll see them when the film is due in theaters July 2012

But those to stand in line: Rachel Weisz, Naomi Watts, Blake Lively, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway and Keira Knightley?

Don't worry, those who don't win the cast can join me here with Robocop to tickle everyone's fancy.

Travel to Indonesia, need guidance?

WELCOME to Indonesia, the country where Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy was born.

We Indonesians will always show our hospitality and our bright smile at you, tourists, this is quite typical, lasting from year to year. No, don't listen much to the distracted Western Media saying our country is the den of terrorism, that's too much.

Unfortunately this blog is not to provide complete references before or when you travel to Indonesia.

You've got difficulty to get the information as a guide to do the traveling here? Don't worry, Google is the trustful source and it is easy for you to get it on line, right?

At the moment, all you need is just tickle your fancy here with some crazy writings. But if you feel like leaving, it's okay.

By the way, if you are part of celebrities and happen to make a good a memory here, beware ... I'll corrupt your story just for fun, hahaha. Is it a sin?

Cheers!

Easy ways to learn English with celebrities?

Easy Ways to Learn English?

If you want to learn English, please do not look for celebrities and ask them to teach you for free, that's silly. In today’s crazy era, there are actually more easy ways to learn the English language. It is not recommended that you stick too long here on this blog and keep wondering how.

"Speak English Fluently!" Every English teacher really likes to say this, no matter how awful his accent is if he is not a native speaker himself.

There are a variety of online resources that present easy ways to learn English. But here you don't have to learn English seriously. Here you meet celebrities and they speak English. If you want to contact them, don't ask me, because I myself, don't know how to keep in touch with them.

The Step by Step Approach based on theory, if you like to do so, just do it. I myself learned English guided by my special tutor: Mr. Robocop. If you don't believe me, that's good. It means you should right away get out of here and find the right site to fulfill your wish.

Got it, dude?

Keep learning. God Bless you!

Robert Pattinson fan?

Robert Pattinson fan

A fansite for actor Robert Pattinson best known for his role as Edward Cullen in the movie is ... robertpattinson.org/

So, you wanna get there? Cool ... Meet your favorite actor Robert Pattinson and meet also Kristen Steward who might be on shooting location, acting.

But first, please make sure, you have done your homework, so that mommy won't yell at you. And if it's the time for you to go to bed but you're still in front of the computer, you'd better check all doors and windows. If you feel grown up already and not need to tell what to do, that's fine. It is only a suggestion.

It is not funny if you say you are Robert Pattinson's fan, but you want to be a vampire as you get obsessed by him. That's not well-educated manner. Or what? In case you need to tickle your fancy to get rid of stress is it necessary to tickle Kristen Steward and Robert Pattinson on the Internet? How?

There's a lot of fun on the internet as to enjoying ourselves and becoming a fan of a celebrity is not recommended.

WHAT?!

No, if you still like to wet and shit the bed and might think Robocop is no more than a can.

Cheap Hotels, Cheap Travel?

Cheap Hotels, Flights, Airline Tickets, Cheap Ticket, Cheap Travel Deals, all you can find at www.kayak.com

So dear celebrities, it is not your sin to count on anything cheap. It is not your fault destined to be rich. Anybody is free using cheap travel regardless his strata as long as he has enough budget for travelling.

It is not funny, dear celebrities, if you are caught by the media to be using cheap things around. Maybe a bit sensational. Cheap flights are okay too if you wish. So, what with the fuss? Something tickling in the eye of public is something common in the eye of blogger? Whoops, what a crazy idea!

However, the cheap flight that you have will be troublesome if you bring along with you your bodyguards and you pay them cheap. As far as I know, Robocop never wants to be a bodyguard and get underpaid.

Is it out of context? Forget it. So, dear celebrities, when will you take me to fly with you. As for me, I prefer free-of-charge flight.

Dear celebrities, it is not funny, is it?