Council Of The European Union Office And United Nation Agricultural Development Program (U.N.A.D.P)

COUNCIL OF THE EUROPEAN UNION OFFICE AND UNITED NATION AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM (U.N.A.D.P) 

ATTENTION OF: THE ENTITLED BENEFICIARY OF FUNDS,

RE: E.U. AND U.N.A.D.P FINANCIAL SUMMIT ; Confirm Receipt

I got this as spam and Gmail notice there: Be careful with this message. Similar messages were used to steal people's personal information. Unless you trust the sender, don't click links or reply with personal information. Well Instead of deleting permanently I'd like to share it here with you, especially those in need of big money. Who knows you get interested in it and get rich soon. Lol. 

Breakfast with spam, gentlemen?

The Council of European Union Parliament (E.U) In conjunction with The United Nations Agricultural Development Program (U.N.A.D.P) have just concluded the General Meeting of today in which good discursion and progress was made to reward Agricultural Farm Development, Investors, Industrialists and Traders In Africa, Europe , And Asia Countries.

The meeting lasted for three (3) hours because all the officials from various Regional Committees of the E.U and United Nations Agricultural Development Program (U.N.A.D.P) were present, The delegates from London, United Kingdom were in the meeting, the officials of IMF World Auditors (including Mrs. Margaret Powell and Alvin T Clyde) arrived in good time before commencement of the meeting. Also present in the crucial meeting of today were Mr. Gabriel Alanson and Kenneth Irwin Dickson from Commonwealth Financial Office. The meeting started in a good time and all the invited officials plus the top executives of United Nations General Assembly (UNGA) joined at the Conference Room and the meeting commenced in earnest.

This resolution was reached based on so many complaints tabled at the Head Quarters of the United Nation Office in Washington D.C in regards on how to help Farmers, Investors, Industrialist and Traders to come back on tract after the World Economic Crisis to foster Financial Development across the globe.

This reward is to help you restructure, boost and improve you financially in your activities.

The Approved FILE bearing your full name was presented for deliberation and The Executive Financial Auditors have unanimously resolved to include your full-name amongst the favored beneficiaries who will benefit from the amount earmarked for the Agricultural Development Program (A.D.P)

The remittance officials must as a matter or necessity proceed to effect the transfer of the authenticated/approved amount of US$8m (Eighth Million United State Dollars) Only, to you.

During the meeting of today, the Council of E.U and U.N.A.D.P Parliament resolved that all favored beneficiaries must quickly send application to the Director of AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT PROGRAME: (A.D.P) Mr. Emil Jacobs on this email: mremiljacobs1@yahoo.co.jp and Telephone number: +44 741 847 8203 requesting for Accelerated Remittance of your approved benefit of US$8m (Eighth Million United State Dollars).

You are advised to send us the following information.

(1) YOUR FULL NAME:

(2) RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:

(3) PHONE, FAX AND CELL PHONE:

You are further required to call his Office Telephone number: +44 741 847 8203 for further clarifications.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Emil Jacobs
E.U.A.U.D Director.
email: mremiljacobs11@yahoo.co.jp

28 Funny Words To Help You Write Comedy

Welcome to the tickle your fancy blog. Looking for inspirations? Try these 28 funny words to help you find some amusing things when you are about to write comedy and don't know where to start. Have yourself tickled here first and then spread your posts to the world.

The following examples are a sort of scribble and you can create your own version of funny words and compose your own sentences. Be it a theme, blog entry, eye-catching titles, or comedy writings just get inspired.

I didn't get the new words from somewhere else. It's all here, started from the first word in the first paragraph which doesn't funny when it stands alone and won't continue to the second one.

But, WARNING, if in the end you think it's silly, that's what a tickle your fancy blog means.

1. welcome
Welcome hillbilly!

2. tickle
Tickle your cow since you can't use computer.

3. fancy
Fancy your day with cattle kissing you all the time.

4. blog.
What is a blog? Is it manure?

5. look
Look, sheriff is coming with shirt inside out.

6. inspirations
Ignoring him, you just try to get inspirations by sucking the milk from the cow?

7. twenty
Come on, twenty is twenty, not seventeen.

8. eight
You lost eight cows now, how come?

9. funny
Nothing is so funny to know the fact they're gradually gone attacked by a wolf.

10. words
Your words are no longer heard; you cheated the folks too much.

11. help
Now, who can help you from desperation?

12. find
Can't find a room to repent?

13. some
Some guys are waiting for you to have their money back! How about that!

14. amusing
If you think that's amusing, you are really a man of humor.

15. things
But things can go wrong, anyway.

16. when
When they burst with anger

17. writing
It's not a series of writing about your biography

18. comedy
Weird comedy is being told here

19. know
Do you know something is wrong here?

20. where
Where are your cows?

21. start
Start searching from the farm

22. have

Have the folks help you find them

23. yourself
But better ask yourself fist

24. here
Here it goes your fault

25. first
First thing to do, make a reconciliation

26. spread
Before many people spread this story

27. posts
As one of the weird posts might tickle their fancy

28. world.
World just can't wait too see your own funny words!

Make Money With Twitter Using SponsoredTweets? Sure!

One of the ways to make money on the Internet and having much fun with it is tweeting. And one of the best supporting site I might recommend  is SponsoredTweets. Why?

• You can put your head on the pillow, pick your nose as many times as you like
• You can babysit your toddler when your wife are out at work
• You don't have to write long until 2000 words and spread your content to the world
• You don't have to hire a hosting to tweet, just have fun and sleep away at home if you are tired browsing on the Internet

Indeed, making money with twitter using SponsoredTweets is addicted. Sponsored Tweets is a Twitter advertising platform that connects advertisers with tweeters. The site provides robust targeting and detailed analytics.

But remember, as soon as you have joined it, you can't

• Automatically be a rich person in the night
• Pay back all the huge debt you have in the next three days
• Marry another woman if you agree with polygamy practice

All need hard work. But it's not to tickle your fancy, I believe making money with twitter using SponsoredTweets is really nice. The more followers you have on Twitter, the more money you make there. That's natural. Just wait for the opportunities coming to you as soon as you've signed up or you can also promote yourself through the badge you like to put on your website or blog provided by them.

Sign up here

SponsoredTweets is a wholly owned property of IZEA Holdings, Inc., (“IZEA”) is a publicly traded company under the ticker IZEA. IZEA is a world leader in social media sponsorship, operating multiple marketplaces including Staree, SponsoredTweets, andSocialSpark. IZEA connects advertisers with social media publishers, helping them monetize their social media presence. The company has completed over two million social media sponsorships for customers ranging from small local businesses to Fortune 50 organizations.

Okay, guy, follow me, not to tickle your fancy on this blog but to make money with twitter using SponsoredTweets. That's cool ...

4 Tickling Reasons You Can't Urge Obama To Let Iran's Nuclear Program Go

As the United States vigorously defended the recent international deal on Iran's nuclear program against critics at home and abroad, you can't urge Obama to let Iran go keeping up with their project.

While the world is in the state of wait and see, In Washington, both President Barack Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry recall their diplomatic achievement as a step in the right direction and depicted critics as living in a dream world. And if you urge Obama to praise Iran's nuclear program, you need to consider the following:

1. You were not there on the stage of a Willard Hotel ballroom and having an appointment with Obama who's having a conversation with media entrepreneur Haim Saban.

2. You couldn't be a witch flying there with a broom and interrupted Obama when he said, "For the first time in over a decade, we have halted advances in the Iranian nuclear program"

3. You still don't get the meaning: In theory, the Iranians will always have some capability "because the technology of the nuclear cycle, you can get off the Internet; the knowledge of creating a nuclear weapons is already out there", as Obama said. Why? Because you have other lot of things in mind instead of getting engaged in politics.

4. You have to stay there in your hideout since those debt collectors won't hurriedly get lost!

25 Celebrity Funny Stories To Kill Time

The following are 25 funny stories of celebrities for you to kill time. They consist of parody, spoof and anything rewritten from serious sources to comedies. Mostly are Hollywood movie stars, comedians, pop singers and few of them are some politicians, public figures, authors and so on.

Tickle your funny bone here. This post is for you to flash back to the time when you might miss some gossips of your favorite ones, These funny celebrity stories have the latest post written in 2010 and instead of archiving them as static files, I'd like to share them back with you here. When you are in a bad mood or get bored blogging you may visit this tickle fancy blog and have fun reading to refresh your mind.

However, in order to enjoy reading the whole separately, I compiled one by one of the selected articles into one listing, so that you just can click of these funny stories of celebrities provided below. Hopefully you can get entertained and tickled

1. Katy Perry
2. Justin Bieber
3. Emma Watson
4. Britney Spears
5. Harrison Ford
6. Gwyneth Paltrow
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
8. Jim Carrey
9. Amanda Bynes
10. Tom Cruise
11. Oprah Winfrey
12. Adam Lambert
13. Madonna
14. Robert Pattinson
15. Leonardo DiCaprio
16. Avril Lavigne
17. Matt Damon
18. Josh Harnett
19. Zac Efron
20. Tony Blair
21. Barack Obama
22. Salman Rushdie
22. Rick Perry
23. Hugo Chavez
24. Erin Burnett
25. Tori Spelling

Thank you for scanning these resurrected links. I hope you enjoy all these funny celebrity stories.

What To Do When Getting Bored Blogging

When you get bored blogging, try to get some inspirations from the superheros below and please remember: tomorrow never dies. And please don't do such stupid thing like swinging from one building to another unless you're bitten by a radiated or contaminated spider that enables you to do superpower things in life.

And if you think the fancy of being a superhero is such a silly thing to do in order to cope with boredom, consider another bright side of it. Be a superhero and get things done. Does it sound crazy? What is this post about, anyway, there I go again: tickle fancy spoof? Not really!

You'll find the way to cope with your boredom. Those superheros might help you back to your blogging activities and refresh your mind. Just check it out:

• Robocop

Wear his helmet and get inspired. After you have already been in your stoic state, prepare your weapon, that is your finger, put in on the keyboard and type: I am luckier than Robocop, he is confined there in the can, I am only not in a mood writing. I can kill my boredom soon

• Hulk 

Bully your ownself, get irritated, so that your skin turns greener and greener, and as you get bigger and bigger and angrier and angrier, yell your emotion, "sure, I can find some other way to make money blogging. It's just a matter of time. If other can do it, why can't I? I might join some outreach or something!"

• Captain America

Now since you have a shield, protect yourself from all distracted make quick money scheme, rid all those addicted entertaining games you like to play the whole day to kill time and stop wasting your time on social media joking around. Get back to your blog and find some super crazy ideas to help you back to your senses.

• Superman

Perhaps the strongest superhero ever, be as strong as him. Play your imagination. Get back browsing, fly high around the world and find something to inspire you writing. Use your mood power, penetrate the wall of boredom, tickle your fancy more here if necessary before you spread the world your unique content to-be. Lol.

• Spiderman

The real webmaster! No, it's not such stupid thing like swinging from one building to another as written above. Your unique content now ready to be linked and you have your web to net on the blogosphere.

How about that? Not enough to help you cope with boredom? Okay, now go to the bathroom and wash your face.

How To Get Rid Of A Bad Mood: Tickle My Fancy!

Instead of thinking much about getting rid of a bad mood, better find something amusing to set you free from such a feeling. Yell a challenge at yourself: tickle my fancy! Then forget about your alter ego, sulks or any dissatisfaction in life.

I believe all start from small things like, "I hate Monday!" Why should we hate the day? Seven days in a week should be blessing days and we should be grateful for that, especially when we are not suffering things serious in life. Even if we get sick, still much thank to God,  He gives time for a recovery--we are not dying. So can you yell, "tickle my fancy!" Yes, you can. But how you should settle down all things, that's the problem. You need help to solve the problem. Absolutely! How do I get rid of a bad mood is not to be said again and again but better start to take action to make yourself feel more comfortable in life.

Naturally, people come up with complaints and moans due to their lack of humor. They say, a childlike side in us is ridiculous to explore when it comes to solving problems. Okay, if you think this kind of self protection or self defense is not the right way to "tickle my fancy", all you need is an inspiration, how to get back your lost energy, right?

And how to get an inspiration, you  must not directly go and focus on data, diagram, bullets, anything related to what you're up to now, which otherwise, will drive you nuts! That's absolutely not the way to get rid of a bad mood. Start answering, "tickle my fancy" challenge. But how? First, get rid of all negativeness in you, including envies and prejudice and then respect other first, before they respect you. And, don't let yourself down for long, wake up:

• Create your own hypnotherapy and self suggestion, for example, say it: I am happy as always. Bear it in mind and keep repeating there. To make it fun, you can include tongue twisters.
• Find some entertainment on the Internet, not the one to make you raise your eyebrow, but anything to trigger you to decide and act, to refresh your mind
• Okay, if you think music is helpful, try any other art. You don't have to be an artist, rather tickle your fancy as if you were an artist. Create your own humor, even if you are not a man of humor. The latter, your "weird humor" can be such power for you to get more energy.

Above all, remember the points I've written above: optimize your childlike side and always be grateful in life. Anyway, you can start to get rid of your bad mood now, by searching any topic that might tickle your fancy on this blog. I hope you get inspired. Good luck,

Lesson 1: Read and enjoy this post Why Can't We Tickle Superheros? 

17 Tickle Fancy Readings To Kill Time

How to kill time when you happen to be here and don't know where to go next? Don't worry, only for this post, I am changing the theme of this tickle fancy blog in order to help you cope with boredom. Relax, take a deep breath and have a cup of coffee, enjoy your time.

17 readings are more than enough to get you out of stress, I believe, so here's Mr. Nurman shows you how to kill time instead of learns to tickle your fancy. Cool, right? For newcomers, I will let you know, this blog is not for you to laugh out loud. It's made hopefully to refresh your mind after a long tiring day.

So here are the 17 reading links to help you kill time. They include tips, product reviews, celebrity and public figure spoofs and so on. Hope the whole things here can help you cope with stress or tickle your fancy.

1. Why Clark Kent Didn't Come To The Classroom?
2. Why Your Soul Mate Looks Weird?
3. Why Robocop Hates Celebrities Having Plastic Surgery?
4. Why Obama Has To Wait Before Converting To Islam?
5. Should A Blogger Tickle Your Fancy Before Going To Bed?
6. Is It A Stupid Way To Get Traffic To A Blog?
7. Your Hair Let You Down In Florida?
8. Ever Heard Justin Bieber Would Outdo Mike Tyson?
9. How To Kill Time In Bed With Some Nightmare
10. What's wrong With This Tickle Fancy Trick Photography?
11. Who's The Chef Hired By David Beckham?
12. Johnny Depp's Secret Revealed?
13. The Day Brad Pitt Hates Eating Bread
14. Nicolas Cage's Debt Paid By Who?
15. Gwyneth Paltrow To Take To Dangdut Song
16. Tickle Quotation Definition
17. Do You Believe A Blogger Is God?

Well, everyone, thanks for killing time here. For more amusing articles, bookmark this page, subscribe to it, and/or don't forget to follow or like my Facebook page. Thanks.

Career Opportunities Not To Tickle Your Fancy

Executive Career Opportunities Open!

This Executive Career Opportunies: $80,000 to $500,000+ is not to tickle your fancy. Which means you should do your best for your future TO GET A HUGE AMOUNT OF SALARY, and that's only if you know how. If you're looking for a job in the USA, you must prepare from now on so that you won't waste your time for nothing.

Career Opportunities below are not recommended, surely just to tickle your funny bone
1. Professional daydreamer
2. Avid gossip
3. Suicide Bomber
4. Procrastinator

So grab a sort of career you want to have in life. After that you may visit this blog to have yourself entertained. This tickle fancy content, however, won't distract you with more silly things you should consider to take for your future career. Those executive career opportunities above are the best choice for you to take. So the question of how TO GET A HUGE AMOUNT OF SALARY is answered, I think. And this is not to tickle your fancy at all.

And one thing for sure, Executive Career Opportunities close after you say goodnight to dad and mom, agreed?

Good luck. . 

Tickle Fancy Writing List, 4 Useful Information For You

Believe me, this banner is just too much!

The tickle fancy writing list below is not only to amuse you, but also to "pinch" you if you admit to being a serious man. This blog has what is so called spoof, parody or satire. However, for some reasons, jokes are not necessarily to be highlighted here that force people to laugh out loud. People are looking for everything they need on the Internet. They hate to be lulled to sleep distracted by a parody. So, let's help them with some useful and helpful information they need to know.

1. Where To Find A Great Retirement Community For Your Parents? This is not a tickling question should annoy you, especially when you are tied up with your routine and currently feeling the under-pressure job. This is a writing of no joke that old people in the family need to be pleased; we should be willing to take care of them no matter how busy with we are. Paying back your parents at the end of their lives should start from now on. Agreed? So, no big laugh!

2. How to reserve your diabetes? There's no funny video about a man suffering this disease killing himself by fasting the whole day. And if you don't find this as a tickling writing, just finish eating at least 2 to 3 hours before bed even though you're not suffering such a disease. Lol.

3. A Very Unique Way To Get Traffic To Your Blog. How to? First, as recommended by many writers all over the world, you must create a quality content first. And after that you contact a famous writer named Jon Winokur and ask him to tweet your content. Whoops, sounds weird, heh? Will that work? Sure, it's one of the unique ways to get traffic to your blog. But believe me, this writing won't tickle your funny bone at all.

4. Happy Birthday, Sis! No Fat Bulges Anymore! Birthday present for your sister? Think about being a savior; give something tickling to please her in her special day. It's not the right time to give her Barbie doll as you know she's stubborn to diet and exercise.And besides you cannot just yell at her, "Stop being glutton!"

What do you think of the above underlined writings before you click the links? One thing for sure, spoof should not distract you from searching for the things you need badly to solve your problem, right? You might find some inspiration there, just check it out.

That's all for today, everybody. Thanks for visiting this tickle fancy blog.

Physician Assistant: One Of The Top 10 Best Jobs In America!

Do you want to have a career as Physician Assistant? It is one of the Top 10 Best Jobs in America. Yes, according to Money magazine, Physician Assistant is one of the Top 10 Best Jobs in America. The Bureau of Labor Statistics projects a 30% job growth rate for the profession through 2020. So get the opportunity soon. Prepare yourself for this if you're interested. Make sure you are not:

1. One of the kids sent to a Summer camps, in order that you can branch out in the buddies you have. This is the place teaching children how to be more socially confident – something they can take back to school with them in the fall. Summer is real "cool"! Becoming a Physician Assistant is not starting from here. Unless you have a unique idea in mind and why should we care about it?

2. Asking yourself about How to reserve your diabetes as you're suffering from it. Okay, that's a serious matter! If you already know what you should refrain from, that doesn't sound like that you want to be a Physician Assistant. This job is not suitable for you. Eat protein for breakfast every day, such as whole omega-3 eggs, a soy protein shake, or nut butters are recommended.

3. Ignorant, especially when it comes to sanitation and medical treatments. You must remember it's one of the top 10 best jobs in America. Physician Assistants can practice and prescribe medicine in all 50 states and the District of Columbia (regulations vary by state) under the license of a physician, can work in a variety of health care settings, and although PAs are trained as generalists in medicine, they can also work in specialty areas, such as orthopedics, emergency medicine, or cardiology for instance.

If you hate to be trained to provide the healthcare services, better not take this job. As designated by a licensed physician: soon you'll be familiar with Diagnostic, Preventive, and Therapeutic services. Off course, you cannot be a spoiled child there crying for your mommy to accompany wherever you go.

Okay, now you skip all those tickling jokes about. Working as members of the health care team, as a PA later on, you will: diagnose illness and disease, examine and treat patients, instruct and counsel patients order or carry out therapies, order and interpret lab tests and X-rays. What else? Sure you may prescribe medications, record progress notes, take medical histories, treat injuries by suturing, splinting, and casting

And ... What? you want to know the rest of the top 10 best jobs in America, instead? Don't ask a Physician Assistant about it. He or she is not in a mood to be tickled today.

Trick Photography and Special Effects by Mr. Nurman?

If you're looking for Trick Photography and Special Effects and you come across this tickle fancy blog, just enjoy the joke below.

Just to tickle your fancy, click here

To tell you the truth. I cannot really provide some sophisticated Trick Photography and Special Effects to amaze you. Perhaps only to tickle your fancy. I'm so busy writing and reviewing things on this blog. And now since my camera's been long idle, I would like you to take breathtaking special effects shots with just your regular camera. I wish you will know how to create "light painting" images that are simply out of this world. But, no, I am quite good at this.

If you like to improve your "regular" photography skills and take better photos immediately, I may recommend Evan Sharboneau's piece of work. He is an obsessive photographer, one of those guys who constantly takes pictures. he drives people crazy, always snapping something. Just tickle your fancy by some trick photography and special effects created by him. 

Okay, you could say I got a little obsessive by his work. Photography is my passion too and that I would like to share this with you, I hope you can master the trick and how to master the special effects, and if you've been tickled by this tickle fancy blog, please share this to world and stay tune for more update posts.