Anne Hathaway Responds to Catman or Catwoman Criticism?

No, the tittle should be, Anne Hathaway Responds to Catwoman Criticism,shouldn't it?

'Dark Knight Rises' actress realizes some may not like her look, but she never says if a man like Robocop is included.

While Robocop himself is not going to sell the first photo of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in "The Dark Knight Rises" hit the Internet last Friday, Hathaway is not going to borrow Robocop helmet, either.

"I was not going to admit it," Hathaway began when probed with the question of her first reaction to the photo. "That I've already met some corrupters in Indonesia and asked them to stop committing sins."  Unfortunately the latter was not said by her. Some voice from the dark, may be ...

So, what are you not going to admit, dear? ... Ops, useless SMS message!

During the junket, the actress points her response to a noticeably uncomfortable MTV news reporter who was conducting the interview on press day for her upcoming film, "One Day."

But she doesn't  jump to the reporter and sucks his blood , that's not funny.

Newest Spider-man starred by Mr. who?

Spider-man will be back on screen. He will swing through and over the skyscrapers of the modern city. He will fight against criminals and crooks and when he is tired he will break his fasting even though it hasn't been sunset yet. Wait ..., Spider man is fasting in Ramadan month, come on ...

If Spider-man were a Muslim, it wouldn't be funny to see him praying in red and blue costume and using sarong in a mosque. Spider-man is a superhero who never wants his face to be seen around; therefore, for ablution before prayer, that's not recommended.

Forget it. So, who's behind the mask of the newest Spider-man on screen now? I tried to ask some kids around my neighborhood and their answered varied:

It could be Paijo, Supono or Tukijo!

Very funny, I'd better go to bed, for tomorrow I'll have to prepare my web..

Comedy writer for hire? Click here ...

Tono wants to meet Britney Spears!

My friend Tono is longing to see Britney Spears. He would like to invite her to sing together with him and accompany him as well washing his clothes in the boarding house.

Unfortunately, they live million miles far apart over the continent. Tono lives in Jakarta and Britney Spears lives in .... Excuse me, where do you live dear?

One night Tono wanted me to contact Britney and I asked him in Bahasa Indonesia, "Kamu mau ngapain jumpa Britney, Ton?"

Tono replied in English, "Mr. Nurman, why should you speak bahasa? We should speak English here."

I said, "No, kita ini orang Indonesia, ngapain ngomong bahasa Inggris?"

Tono said, "Come on, Mr. Nurman, English is the international language, by the way, when will you take me there to meet Britney Spears?"

I didn't respond. I looked into his eyes. He turned pale.

Suddenly there's a knock at the door. "... Anybody home!"

"That must be Britney Spears," Tono exclaimed!

Tono was contented, but I was not.

You know what? As I rushed to the back door, I hummed to ease my mind in case those loan sharks might come back and threaten me, ".... where are you Britney? Kamu ada di mana, mbakyu? Tono is looking for you ....By the way, my I borrow your money?"

Ironically, these moneylenders who potentially harm people--and once nearly broke up my marriage life-- in most of rural areas of Indonesia, why should the government care about?

Michael learns to rock, to blog, to tickle your fancy?

Michael Learns to Rock (also known as MLTR) are a Danish pop-soft rock band that performs songs in English.

Nobody should misunderstand it as the one performing songs in Indonesia regularly.

Formed in 1988, the band has sold over 11 million records worldwide, mainly in Asia, and in addition, another 6 million or more paid downloads for their single "Take Me To Your Heart" which was awarded "Most downloaded single of the year 2006".

Only a fool says it is  the most download single of the year 2011. But "Michael learns to blog to tickle your fancy" was found desperate in the jungle city of Jakarta, Indonesia. People keep wondering why.up to now.

I'm afraid in the incoming month of Ramadan "he" will join the beggars thronging the street and sing a song, I'm not an actor I'm not a star and I dont' even have my own car ...

What? Right or wrong is my country? What is that supposed to mean, politicians?

Hm .... It's weird ...

Justin Bieber speaks Indonesian?

Remember Justin Bieber's concert in Indonesia, April 23 2011?

He sang in English. he danced like an Englishman and the way he thought referred to English-speaking community. But suddenly he spoke bahasa.

"Saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia" (I can speak Indonesian language)
"Ya, saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Siapa bilang saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia?"
"Saya sungguh-sungguh bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Kalau saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia, saya tidak akan mau berbahasa Indonesia."

(No need to google-translate them--the following phrases above are just the emphasizes)

Any question?

Ada pertanyaan?

Kenapa tiba-tiba Anda bisa berbicara bahasa Indonesia, Justin?

Why all of a sudden you are able to speak Indonesian language, Justin?


He might say, "I don't know, ask the crazy blogger."

Kristen Steward never buys drugs from Robocop!

Robocop runs a drugstore? No way! Kristen Steward and Robert Pattinson are his loyal customers? That's silly! Then, why don't we run our own drugstore and earn cash money soon?

Here is a shop containing high-revenue drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Lexapro and many others, unique, easy to use interface, lets customers find the needed drugs within the shortest period of time!  The store is organized for easy surfing as all the drugs sold are seen on the main page, each drug contains a detailed description, which includes indications, therapeutic action and etc.

Interested?

UNFORTUNATELY STORE CLOSED After Robocop came over and asked if he could manage it himself.

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Yes, you have to.
I have to.
My father in-law has to.
All my neighbors have to.
Spiderman hanging on the wall has to.
Superman having a movement has to.
President Barack Obama who never reads this post has to.

But, people,

you don't have to dance this way

here and there here.