Sunday, September 4, 2011

Tickling

According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, tickling is the act of touching a part of the body so as to cause involuntary twitching movements and/or laughter. The word tickle evolved from the Middle English tikelen, perhaps frequentative of ticken, to touch lightly.

The idiom tickled pink means to be pleased or delighted In 1897, psychologists G. Stanley Hall and Arthur Allin described a "tickle" as two different types of phenomena One type caused by very light movement across the skin. This type of tickle, called a knismesis, generally does not produce laughter and is sometimes accompanied by an itching sensation.

Another type of tickle is the laughter inducing, "heavy" tickle, produced by repeatedly applying pressure to "ticklish" areas, and is known as gargalesis. Such sensations can be pleasurable or exciting, but are sometimes considered highly unpleasant, particularly in the case of relentless heavy tickling.

According to Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy, tickling means ready or not you are going to be amused. Like it or not, you're going to learn how this crazy world needs to be tickled. But it is not recommended to tickle yourself physically. This way won't help you cope with stress, you add another one, instead.

Tickle, tickling, ticklish are just words,. It is nice to see these words tickling one another, and everywhere on the Internet such things can happen. This childish idea is not for scientists to elaborate; it's part of learning anyway. Yes, learning to make people happy by telling jokes.

A phrase like learning to tickle your fancy may not be included in a world directory or encycloopedia like Wikipedia, but things like in Wikipedia can be tickled if you know how. Just make sure, there is nothing so serious about it; it is for entertaining purspose only.

No offense, no hatred!

Happy tickling!

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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Jessica Simpson is An American singer, full stop!

Jessica Ann Simpson (born July 10, 1980) is an Indonesian singer-songwriter, actress, television personality and fashion designer. Wait, she is not going to be tickled here, come on. Can you correct the mistake above?

Yes, off course, it's easy, right? Jessica is an American whose rise to fame began in 1999. Since that time, Ms. Simpson has achieved many recording milestones, starred in several television shows, movies, and commercials, launched a line of hair and beauty products, and designed fragrances, shoes, and handbags for women. There's nothing like the gossip above to tickle your funny bone.

Jessica has devoted time to philanthropic efforts including the remake of Robocop's original face? Come on there you go again ... don't be ridiculous. Never make up a tickling gossip .... Devoting time to philanthropic efforts are recommended for the rich, and after doing so, don't beg them  more money, okay?. Miss Simpson, please sing for us .... I can't stand living in a corrupted country! That's not funny.

A common story about Jessica Simpson is mortly related to product, fancy perfume especially. Many people are looking for it for such items are intensively promoted through the Internet  If this statement is to outdo other celebrity product maybe I am too much on this. Fashion products are the tool to beautify someone's appearance and again, there's nothing to tickle your funny bone here.

Once when I fancied my wife wearing celebrity gown, something occured to my mind: we haven't finished our last debate, not on Jessica Simpson's product, but on how I can make quick money online writing celebrity product. That sounds tickling. 

Friday, September 2, 2011

Tickling celebrities reminder

Mr. Robocop, remember, before you go sunbathing, don't forget to tickle the celebrities below, okay?

Tickling pretty one
Tickling handsome one
Tickling gorgeous one
Tickling brave one
Tickling beautiful one
Tickling ridiculous one

Yes, you're right, the importance of tickling celebrities is that you keep your existence and integrity; you are not going to freak out easily anytime you see them. Who knows someday they will freak out to see you without helmet and ask your autograph, instead.

Okay, I'll be right back, as soon as you finish tickling everyone.and see you there in the beach.

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Bad Celebrity Plastic Surgery? Not funny!

Here are some of the celebrities who have had awful plastic surgeries, according to Michell Jones, a Freelance Makeup Artist/Coordinating Director at Blue Diamond Modeling. Where is Blue Diamond Modeling located, anyway? Go get Google Map!
bad celebrity plastic surgery
Do you receive metal surgery?

Do you agree with the list above?

If you do, don't keep the list above under the pillow. And if you hate what those celebrities have done to themselves, you don't have to do the same thing.Plastic surgery is not for anybody having "bad' face but with snow white heart.Just remember Albert Einstein friend's quotation

Don't ever think that Jessica Simpson will ask Tara Reid to exchange face each other.
Don't ever ask Tori Spelling and Kenny Rogers to exchange nose each other. And don't ever believe that Janet Jackson plans to change her face with the one behind "the mask" of Robocop.

That's not funny! Well, instead of gossiping about bad celebrities plastic surgery, let's get out of this lion cage.

What?!

We and celebrities should scream, freak out each other?

Do you always scream, freak out, ask for pictures/autographs, etc, when you suddenly see a celebrity around? Why the celebrities never scream or freak out nor ask for pictures or autographs of yours?
They are just normal human beings like us, aren't they?
Why some people on yahoo forum, facebook, myspace, etc put their last name as a celebrity last name: Beiber, Lautner, Jonas But not Sarimin or Tukinah? It's because they have the same ancestor, that is Adam?
On Yahoo! Answers you'll find some people comment as below:
Because people get sick of their own boring lives and want to learn about people who have much more fascinating lives.
It's because there obsessed DUH,

They get super super super super excited to see someone thats famous because if they take a pic or get an autograph they can share it to all there friends on facebook and people will think there 'cool'.

This mostly happens with tweens or teens :P
well... celebrities are a big deal in all over the world. but I think one reason that people behave that way is because of advertisements. well i mean for example each actor that girls are crazy for, had played as a gorgeous, heartthrob guy in a movie and in that movie girls are crazy for them for example Zac Efron in HSM, Rob ptz in Twilight series, Joe Jonas in Camp Rock ....
You see?
and it's the same for actresses! like Rachel M
After all, the most interesting moment in life, maybe, if there's a time when you and celebrities scream and freak out each other.Like when we all see Robocop taking off his helmet and saying, "why don't you guys scream and freak out at me? I'm much prettier than Cinderella!"
Can't wait for that ...

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

"Lost" Actor Matthew Fox Accused of Assaulting Woman In where?

Matthew Fox is accused of allegedly assaulting a 29-year-old woman in Cleveland, Ohio over the weekend, and this is not for children to know about it in the detail.

Without Robocop's interference, Cleveland Division of Police Public Information Officer, Melissa Dawson confirmed it was the Lost actor that was involved in the altercation, which occurred in the early morning hours of August 28, and was reported at 1:31 a.m.

She didn't say it was the Last actor that was involved in Robocop's project to save earth from Indonesian's corrupters.

Again, the detail about it not for toddlers to find out.

For short, according to the report, Fox then punched the victim, Heather Bormann “in the chest and stomach area.”

And Heather Boarmaan, didn't just keep quiet and ... Stop!

May the sounds of the punches between them be faded in the noise of kindergarten's kids. And let's listen ... My bonnie lies over the ocean ...

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Who is hotter, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon?

From Yahoo! Answer:  Who is hotter, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon?

1. Johnny Depp hands down.

Interesting thing is, Captain Jack Sparrow is considered to be an Ugly character but still Johnny Depp made women go mad for his role as Jack Sparrow.

2. Johnny Depp though Matt Damon has kept himself in good condition for a men his age. That's rare.

3. Omg who the hell cares?

4. (Could be more answers following above)

From Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy ...  Who is hotter, Johnny Depp or Matt Damon? Not sure, unless someboy will comment on this post.

"I think nothing different," a voice from this blog. "If only both would wear my 'clothes!'"

That's Robocop!

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