Tono wants to meet Britney Spears!

My friend Tono is longing to see Britney Spears. He would like to invite her to sing together with him and accompany him as well washing his clothes in the boarding house.

Unfortunately, they live million miles far apart over the continent. Tono lives in Jakarta and Britney Spears lives in .... Excuse me, where do you live dear?

One night Tono wanted me to contact Britney and I asked him in Bahasa Indonesia, "Kamu mau ngapain jumpa Britney, Ton?"

Tono replied in English, "Mr. Nurman, why should you speak bahasa? We should speak English here."

I said, "No, kita ini orang Indonesia, ngapain ngomong bahasa Inggris?"

Tono said, "Come on, Mr. Nurman, English is the international language, by the way, when will you take me there to meet Britney Spears?"

I didn't respond. I looked into his eyes. He turned pale.

Suddenly there's a knock at the door. "... Anybody home!"

"That must be Britney Spears," Tono exclaimed!

Tono was contented, but I was not.

You know what? As I rushed to the back door, I hummed to ease my mind in case those loan sharks might come back and threaten me, ".... where are you Britney? Kamu ada di mana, mbakyu? Tono is looking for you ....By the way, my I borrow your money?"

Ironically, these moneylenders who potentially harm people--and once nearly broke up my marriage life-- in most of rural areas of Indonesia, why should the government care about?

Michael learns to rock, to blog, to tickle your fancy?

Michael Learns to Rock (also known as MLTR) are a Danish pop-soft rock band that performs songs in English.

Nobody should misunderstand it as the one performing songs in Indonesia regularly.

Formed in 1988, the band has sold over 11 million records worldwide, mainly in Asia, and in addition, another 6 million or more paid downloads for their single "Take Me To Your Heart" which was awarded "Most downloaded single of the year 2006".

Only a fool says it is  the most download single of the year 2011. But "Michael learns to blog to tickle your fancy" was found desperate in the jungle city of Jakarta, Indonesia. People keep wondering why.up to now.

I'm afraid in the incoming month of Ramadan "he" will join the beggars thronging the street and sing a song, I'm not an actor I'm not a star and I dont' even have my own car ...

What? Right or wrong is my country? What is that supposed to mean, politicians?

Hm .... It's weird ...

Justin Bieber speaks Indonesian?

Remember Justin Bieber's concert in Indonesia, April 23 2011?

He sang in English. he danced like an Englishman and the way he thought referred to English-speaking community. But suddenly he spoke bahasa.

"Saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia" (I can speak Indonesian language)
"Ya, saya bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Siapa bilang saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia?"
"Saya sungguh-sungguh bisa berbahasa Indonesia."
"Kalau saya tidak bisa berbahasa Indonesia, saya tidak akan mau berbahasa Indonesia."

(No need to google-translate them--the following phrases above are just the emphasizes)

Any question?

Ada pertanyaan?

Kenapa tiba-tiba Anda bisa berbicara bahasa Indonesia, Justin?

Why all of a sudden you are able to speak Indonesian language, Justin?


He might say, "I don't know, ask the crazy blogger."

Kristen Steward never buys drugs from Robocop!

Robocop runs a drugstore? No way! Kristen Steward and Robert Pattinson are his loyal customers? That's silly! Then, why don't we run our own drugstore and earn cash money soon?

Here is a shop containing high-revenue drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Lexapro and many others, unique, easy to use interface, lets customers find the needed drugs within the shortest period of time!  The store is organized for easy surfing as all the drugs sold are seen on the main page, each drug contains a detailed description, which includes indications, therapeutic action and etc.

Interested?

UNFORTUNATELY STORE CLOSED After Robocop came over and asked if he could manage it himself.

Celebrities, avoid affiliate scams!

Yes, you have to.
I have to.
My father in-law has to.
All my neighbors have to.
Spiderman hanging on the wall has to.
Superman having a movement has to.
President Barack Obama who never reads this post has to.

But, people,

you don't have to dance this way

here and there here.

Robert Pattinson, tips for getting in shape for spring?

Four Tips For Getting In Shape For Spring, does this belongs to Robert Pattinson? No. The tips are useful for anybody wanting losing weight in reasonable way

As the winter months have progressed, if you're like most people you've put on a few more pounds than you'd care to admit. It's easy to let our good habits slide during the colder season as we're turning to warm foods for comfort and can easily hide any excess weight gain under layers of clothing.

But, sorry, the tips to put down here are gone suddenly. And much to my surprise, Robocop keeps it in his helmet and seems not to want to share with me.

Comedy writer for hire? You've come to the right place! 

Britney Spears and Fat Burner

Does Britney Spears have something to do with fat burner products? Unfortunately, up to now she has never rung me up, telling me that she does!

Whoever said getting fit again is impossible is not telling you the facts straight as they are. Getting back into your original size is easy if you know the secret, most people who have great looking abs and bottoms have used unique products and work out several times weekly.

If you are overweight, obese or just feel fat and your only dream is to lose your present weight to make yourself more productive, self-confident and attractive to the opposite sex or to simply be healthy read. But it’s sad to say the only way to achieve this is through hard work and discipline. Yes! Do not be surprised to read that these two are the only way to really lose weight.