Comedy writer to tickle Mr. Cameron’s fancy

If there’s a tickling article entitled Disney, Cameron to create ‘Avatar’ Park thanks to bloggers, this is questionable and absurd.  The article is not for serious readers and may be skipped.

If there’s a comedy writer writes: Avatar, the 2009 film that chronicled the struggle of the alien  Na’vi against maranding … etc, it means he is not in a mood. What’s so funny there?

If Cameron wrote: as a comedy writer you have to be able to distinguish between what is so called use and usage, so that you can speak English well by having a communication approach method, this  might surely drive attention. But the latter seems never to happen.  This is disjointed and ridiculous.

If a comedy writer wrote: as a director, Mr. Cameron, you have to be able to distinguish between what is so called use and usage, so that you can speak English well by having a communication approach method, this might not surely drive massive attention.  This is disjointed and ridiculous too.

If the title above written as Blogger to create ‘Avatar’ Park thanks to Mr. Cameron, it is absolutely not a good idea for Mr. Cameron to hire you as a comedy writer.

It ain't good to tell jokes in prison, is it?

Brad Pitt and Bread Pete

Here is not a comedy contest for writers and you guys don't have to rewrite: Brad Pitt calls Aniston a 'dear friend.' Wish something tickling or ticklish here?

If Brad Pitt recently called his ex-wife a 'dear friend' and a 'valuable person', Bread Pete called his ex-wife, 'deer friend' and 'available person.' "If he is now a 'satisfied man' in his relationship with Angelina Jolie,' says Bread Pete. "I am now a 'satisfied' man in my relationship with flour and saucepan."

Brad Pitt who found his five-year marriage to Aniston boring never said it was boring to read tickling articles about celebrities. He doesn't know who Bread Pete is. He doesn't care if Bread Pete is a comedy writer or a comedian for hire, either.

Hiring a comedy writer to promote his new baseball movie Money ball maybe not recommended, since Mr. Pitt has no tickling project to work on together with. If both Brad Pitt and Bread Pete were invited to an English class to discuss about how to spell the correct word in English, maybe this would be an inspiring topic for comedy writers to search.

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Tori Spelling and plastic surgery

Who is Tori Spelling? Spelled t and o and r and i for the first name and s and p and e and double l and i and n and g for the last name?

She is an actor and anybody who is familiar with Beverly Hills Beverly Hills 90210 could find her there as Dona Martin.

Tori Spelling has nothing to do with wrong spelling if there’s somebody whose English is not his mother tongue asks about it.

If you ask her about plastic surgery, she might not explain in detail as it is written on Wikipedia: Plastic surgery is a medical specialty concerned with the correction or restoration of form and function. Though cosmetic or aesthetic surgery is the best-known kind of plastic surgery, most plastic surgery is not cosmetic: plastic surgery includes many types of reconstructive surgery, hand surgery, microsurgery, and the treatment of burns.

Tori Spelling has ever had a series of plastic surgery but has nothing to do with plastic recycle. She’s not going to give a lecture in your class about plastic recycling, that it is the process of recovering scrap or waste plastics and reprocessing the material into useful products, sometimes completely different in form from their ... etc,.

Remember, even though she has ever had plastic surgery it doesn’t mean you can persuade her to buy your plastic products and make a good sale. That’s not funny at aaaaall ….

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Fun things to do when you're tired

When you’re tired, please make sure that you’re not asking yourself about any other medicines you’re taking. Forget about natural therapies and non-prescription medicine. Also forget about how to get the doctor’s prescription in detail.

Don’t think about cholesterol named High-density lipoprotein (HDL) which is often called ‘good’ cholesterol, but really it’s great. This cholesterol won’t lead you to a good sleep even if you murmur it frequently before going to bed. Making friend with this cholesterol will only puzzle you. Skip the suggestion: take it or leave it.

It is not recommended, either, that you keep questioning why a man like Robocop exists, while your real problem now is not to let yourself be ticketed over and over on the street.

You are tired, so have a rest. Imagine there is no debt collector waiting for you in anger by the door. There are no cats and dogs fighting after it has stopped raining cats and dogs. There’s no such a creature named sweetheart to have broken your heart and there’s no politicians to commit corruption anywhere around the world.

When you're tired have yourself tickled here!

What is corruption?

What is corruption? (looking for comedy monologue 's script?) There's an awkward silence when your pets ignore this discussion. Corruption is obvious enough to make someone feels like Donald Trump. When you look at how business is practiced around the world, it's often not so clear what is corrupt and what is not. But it is very clear for the world to see how your feel when you’re broke or brokenhearted.

We don’t’ have to typically identify corruption with side payments, cronyism and nepotism if we still wet the bet. We may identify it with our grandfather’s mustache if we’re lost for words for this, mayn't we?

Corruption is activity that corrupts. It undermines the system in which it occurs. Because business systems can work very differently, different kinds of activity corrupt them. But when it comes to cooking ingredients you can slice corruption into three parts and together with a teaspoon of salt pour it into the pan and stir for around five minutes. Hey, what's all about?!

Want to know more about corruption? Visit Indonesia and ask politicians there the meaning of Katakan Tidak Pada Korupsi!

A tickling video about corruption:



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Tickling poetry ....

Pregnancy, could be a good idea to put down humor on . Read on, I have something to present here:

Mommy, what’s your name?
It’s dark in here and I can’t find the lighter
I can’t even think what I should do later when I grow up uneducated

Please, tell me, what day it is
It’s so scary if I am destined to be corruptor
But, ‘whatever will be, will be’, that sounds like just take it for granted

Mommy, what’s your zodiac sign?
Should I become superstitious and go to the fortuneteller in my early twenties?
How about, there is no 2013?

I haven’t been a toddler yet, but I am aging
Must I cry out and keep hanging around nowhere and kick and hit you?
Can’t wait for my glorious teen

The whole part of the poetry is not here and I challenge anybody having sense of humor ..., you may outdo me to replace my 1st rank at helium.com

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Victoria Beckham and plastic surgery

Victoria Beckham's face is different from Asians, thanks to a recent trip to her plastic surgeon? Wrong context? What a distraction! It is not so tickling as seeing a male movie star exchange face with her. That’s silly!

The former Spice Girl admits that she had her breast implants removed in an effort to get back to a more natural figure. She never admits while doing so Robocop accompanied her and tickled her when she got stressed.

Beckham, who's marriage to David Beckham has become the breadwinner of the family or otherwise? This statement is suitable for a primary’s school pupils, perhaps. "No cheating guys," says the teacher.

"I'm a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have," she told Allure. "I'm incredibly ordinary."

Anybody who wants to be a normal-looking girl and make the best of what she has don’t contact 911 if your mother yells at you, okay girls?

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