Wanna have a boyfriend like Zack Efron?

First, make sure that he is not Zack Efron himself. Because if you are eager to attract his attention, but you live in Tokyo, you only fool yourself. Zack Efron speaks English so don’t drive him crazy by gesturing things in your own language in case you have a bad command of English.

One thing to remember, when Zack Efron looks like clearing his throat, that doesn’t mean he is interested in a smalk talk about terrible public transport in Jakarta, in case you are watching his poster somewhere in Indonesia.

However, to tell you the truth, it is easy to attrack a man like Zack Efron.

Just make sure you can do it. First, get out of there and look for a volunteer. Have a friend who can act? If so, ask him a favor, urge him to be Zack Efron and create your own scene and then tickle him. If he is not ticklish, you will never ever have Zack Efron in your life. How can it be? Because his acting is not so convincing.

Does the suggestion above sound strange? Put aside all doubts in you.

Keep tickling him, night and day. The more you try the more you are obsessed to tickle your fancy. You’ll get the benefit by this even though you can never have Zack Efron in real life. Soon you can answer the question above.

“I don’t have to do such a stupid thing. But to make people happy by tickling their fancy will lead me to happiness that money can’t buy.”

If you don’t believe me, you may put on Robocop’s helmet and start contemplating. Good luck!

James Franco, Anne Hathaway, Oscars and bloggers.

As actors James Franco and Anne Hathaway were named co-hosts by Oscar organizers last Monday, bloggers along with the Media were waiting for the February 27's event next year, when the awards to be given out.

When one blogger asked about who James Franco really was, another blogger wondered why him. While more and more bloggers asked about Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway didn’t have to feel tickled to speak to them in a press conference and to tell them who she really was.

Both actors didn’t think it’s necessary to deal with bloggers, especially with the silly ones who weren’t even be able to speak basic English.

How about having a lively chat with a tickling blogger? And talking about creating a tickling movie over tickling celebrities? And casting this silly blogger too? And giving Oscars to the blogger and tickling him as well before the audience?

And …

James Franco, Anne Hathaway to co-host Oscars,that’s the title should be.

And bloggers?

Full stop!

Is Murder Part of Human Right?

Long time ago in Tehran, Iran, in1997, a serial killer convicted of raping and killing nine girls and women was hanged from a construction crane after being publicly whipped by several of the victims' male relatives.

None of the world celebrities and public figures attended the execution, and besides,what’s that for?

"You know, the Tehran Vampire."

“The Tehran Vampire?”

“He confessed on television to the kidnap, rape and murder of nine girls and women aged 10 to 47, including a mother and her daughter.”


This conversation belongs to none of the world celebrities and public figures.

Today in Hollywood, a serial killer convicted of raping and killing nine or more girls and women is put into prison to have life imprisonment instead of death sentence.

Is that fair enough?

No matter how terrible the victims suffer from such a brutality, when it comes to entertainment that will be, “Oh, come on …, it’s part of show!”

In real context this might sound, “Oh, come on … it’s part of human right!” No tickling sin, we have taken it for granted.

Blame us? Not a good idea. Sharia law? Scary! Blame the blogger to have come up with this issue?

I’ve got an idea. We’d better put blame on a louse in Robocop’s hair!

Yvonne Ridley, a public figure and a Muslim, no tickling thing!

Ever wonder why Yvonne Ridley returned home a public figure? Returned home? Sounds serious!

Yes, she had been captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan while investigating for a story and almost two years after being freed from ten days of captivity, The multiple award-winning journalist and author accepted the faith of her captors and became a Muslim.

No tickling story abut this. She has her own decision as to religious conversion and so does everybody. We must respect it.

Ever wonder why Rvonne Yidley returned home but not a public figure?

She had been captured by the Crazyban in Egypt while investigating for a story too and almost two days after being freed from three days of captivity, the English teacher and blogger became traumatic.
Why?

No further information about this. She has her own decision as to coping with stress. We must respect it.

Welcome to the Twitter nation: Indonesia

Did you know Indonesia is the most Twitter-addicted nation on the planet by online research firm comScore? (Sara Sidner CNN/Jakarta)

First, have a sit and enjoy the sandy beaches, palm trees and the hospitality of the people. Second, stand up and look round, see how excited people there spending the time doing business on line everywhere, not only at the Internet cafe, but also through their laptop and mobile phone.Third, ask them, "Do you know Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy? He is from Indonesia."

If nobody would like to answer the latter question, just keep following my tweet and you'll get used to being tickled.

There's the only one among Indonesians here to learn to tickle your fancy by writing silly things about Hollywood celebrities. Funny or not, that doesn't matter.

What seems to matter is if you want to borrow Robocop's helmet from me (see our special guest at the window) Is he a shy guy? Maybe!

Rapper T.I. admits to drug problem

Is it sensational?

A drug habit after extensive dental surgery, that's what he has developed. The surgery was not done in Egypt where crazy bloggers could probably make up a story about celebrity and pyramid and Pharaoh, and they tickle among one another.

During his prison stint last year T.I. had tried to contemplate and reflect on all sins in the past. But this gossip is absurd, because no news saying this so far.

It's bad, while bloggers say no to drug and say yes to tickle every one's fancy, the rapper said he continued taking the medication, even after he had healed from his surgeries the way others might have a drink or smoke a blunt.

T.I., who is currently serving time for violating his probation on an earlier federal weapons conviction, didn't say that if he were recovered from the addiction he would go pilgrimage to Mecca.

Besides, nobody saw him around with a camel before.