Sunday, November 21, 2010

Emma Watson: I'm addicted to knowledge (and to tickling your fancy?)

Emma Watson has passion for learning!

Watson, the Harry Potter's star whose movie made it cool to be a studious teacher's pet, doesn't say that she will study about the existence of supra natural power which might take control of Mt. Merapi in Indonesia.

Watson, a sophomore at Brown University in Rhode Island, is never reported to have learned how to recite the Koran well. That's a silly coverage about celebrities tickling viewers on the Internet.

Don't ask her, why she chose to continue her education after graduating from high school but never wishes to run a restaurant on her own? A crazy blogger, a friend of mine once asked me about it.

"I love learning. I'm just addicted to knowledge. It just like, makes me happy. It keeps me motivated," she said in a interview while promoting her latest film, the first installment of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." (Associated Press)

When I offer her, "how about blogging? Are you addicted to it?" She can't hear it--You know, telepathy is error here.

Maybe she would say, "I'll tell you how to tickle everybody's fancy. I'm a native speaker, aren't I?"

Thank you in advance, dear ...

Why Zac Efron doesn't get serious in Charlie St. Cloud?

Charlie St. Cloud exits high school with limitless potential and promise, but that doesn't appeal to Zac Efron! Is that true?

He’s not the captain of the sailing team? How come he thinks that he is a reborn American idol? He sings and dances and runs anytime paparazzi see him and jumps over the bridge, and together with volunteers he feels he is not to miss the flight to carry him to Indonesia to help Mt. Merapi volcano's erruption survivors.

He assumes he’s not just been accepted to Stanford.  The future is dark and won't be in rosy color. How comes things go wrong?

High School Musical veteran Zac Efron suddenly feels that he doesn't like singing, dancing and thinking about helping the miserable people out there might be a good idea.

What's wrong? Anybody please help.

Seemingly it's not Zac's fault being in this condition. But to put blame on blogger, it's like to force him to get serious in Charlie St. Cloud while he wants to get serious to tickle everybody's fancy.

So confusing?

Harry Potter and Daniel Radcliffe show age!

Harry Potter needs a tickling story.

Not a very funny one. He's had more than enough of adventures regarding supernatural, witches, black magic or something, so that he gets bored and needs some entertainment on his own way. Now he only needs some simple things to tickle his fancy.


He just needs to see Daniel Radcliffe, who plays him, who just turned 21. He would like to ask, "Mr. Radcliffe, is that correct as written on the internet, that you are more assertive than you used to be, more authoritative, though not necessarily more confident?"

"The movie, number seven in a series of eight," Daniel ignores Harry. He instead says something about a recent Harry Porter's movie.

"I know, it's not you saying that," Harry replies. "It's the internet."

"Really? How well you know about Internet? Daniel asks."

"It's simple. Just close my eyes and I'll be there in a jippy."

"Your English is not fluent. That didn't answer my question"

"It didn't?"

"Are you Harry Porter or what?"

Harry Porter feels ashamed and right away gets back into a lamp and soon asks himself, "Are you Harry Porter or what?

Why Rapper DMX arrested in Arizona?

Troubled rapper DMX is back behind bars in Arizona for violating his probation, CNN reports.


Mr. Earl Simmons, the real name of DMX, had never written a blog about criminalism before he was arrested Thursday and had never worked together with a tickling blogger to write about tickling or ticklish celebrities.

You know, drugs reign supreme here. The rapper was allegedly using drugs, including cocaine and OxyContin. "Why doesn't he fast? That's the solution." Whoops, this must be an Islamic cleric saying this.

If you are familiar with Simmons' song like "Party Up" and "Get At Me Dog" you might not want to listen to it being screwed up by dangdut orchestra. He is also an actor, and has appeared in numerous movies including "Belly," not in a silly movie, entitled, "Your Belly is super Ugly."

Why in recent years Simmons has had numerous run-ins with the law? This might drive curiosity among his fans. Before, he was arrested on five separate occasions after August 2007. That included a May 2008 arrest on drug and animal cruelty charges--that time he was not having a predawn meal and that was not Ramadan month, I guess.

Being placed on "lockdown status" and forced to eat only bread and water for jailhouse infractions, can we say he is really a troublesome?

I don't know when he will be released and be able to join me here to tickle people's fancy.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Celebrities never learn to tickle your fancy

That's the reason why I need to write them a letter about it.

Since they never learn intensively, tickling celebrities while they are around is childish and never recommended. A letter to them is okay, instead, as they are also part of human who need humor as well.

But before I begin with 'dear celebrity' I have to know first to whom this letter may concern.

Celebrities tickling each other won't lead me to imagine Zack Efron and Robert Pattinson vying for stardom. That's absolutely not funny. Britney Spears or Kristen Steward to put down in the letter as ticklish maybe a good idea. But are they?

Do celebrities need to learn to tickle your fancy? Why should they? In fact, they are not learning to, but doing so.

Well, now, I get confused as to writing them a letter. What if I write, 'Dear celebrities, would you teach me how to write a tickling letter?'

Vaginal Problems - No tickling story for men!

It's not a tickling writing about celebrities as I usually write here. It's about women and their problems. How do you care about your health, ladies, you'd better find out below.

It seems that vaginal tightening surgery is the cosmetic surgery du jour lately with articles and news stories popping up everywhere. What you may not realize is that even though technically considered a cosmetic procedure, it is still surgery and far more invasive than many ads lead you to believe. As a matter of fact, there are several reasons to avoid laser vaginal tightening surgery.

Why It’s Not the Best Way to Go?

However, cosmetic procedure is not best for the one wearing masks the whole of his life. Well, where does this sentense goes? Better not ask Robocop about it, and don't ask me, either. Good night!

Why Adam Lambert likes singing?

Tickler of the day? Why Adam Lambert finds singing enjoyful?

Is the question similar to why Britney Spears never asks that? Does it sound funny as she is not a girl, not yet a woman? What's it all about? Adam Lambert won't say, "I'm not a boy, not yet a man," as to why he likes singing. And why Robert Pattinson never urges his fans to ask, "why you look funny when singing, Adam."

Adam Lambert is not a funny, a tickling or a ticklish celebrity. So, he won't come up with a witty remark as a reply, "Mr. Pattinson, why you like to have a ride with Kristen Steward before dawn? That time vampires won't show up their funny bone."

Then, why Adam Lambert's fans like singing together with him? If the reason is because Adam Lambert pays them, there will be more following silly question, Why Adam Lambert doesn't sing Indonesian songs?

Disjointed and out of context?

Then Why?

Because if Adam Lambert fights, he'll be easily defeated by Jet Li. So, why Adam Lambert likes singing? Because he knows the answer as to why Jet Li has to fight.

Readers, I'm learning to tickle your fancy, anyway, for I am myself bit confused. I need to communicate with you over this. Thanks in advance.

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