Why Rapper DMX arrested in Arizona?

Troubled rapper DMX is back behind bars in Arizona for violating his probation, CNN reports.


Mr. Earl Simmons, the real name of DMX, had never written a blog about criminalism before he was arrested Thursday and had never worked together with a tickling blogger to write about tickling or ticklish celebrities.

You know, drugs reign supreme here. The rapper was allegedly using drugs, including cocaine and OxyContin. "Why doesn't he fast? That's the solution." Whoops, this must be an Islamic cleric saying this.

If you are familiar with Simmons' song like "Party Up" and "Get At Me Dog" you might not want to listen to it being screwed up by dangdut orchestra. He is also an actor, and has appeared in numerous movies including "Belly," not in a silly movie, entitled, "Your Belly is super Ugly."

Why in recent years Simmons has had numerous run-ins with the law? This might drive curiosity among his fans. Before, he was arrested on five separate occasions after August 2007. That included a May 2008 arrest on drug and animal cruelty charges--that time he was not having a predawn meal and that was not Ramadan month, I guess.

Being placed on "lockdown status" and forced to eat only bread and water for jailhouse infractions, can we say he is really a troublesome?

I don't know when he will be released and be able to join me here to tickle people's fancy.

Celebrities never learn to tickle your fancy

That's the reason why I need to write them a letter about it.

Since they never learn intensively, tickling celebrities while they are around is childish and never recommended. A letter to them is okay, instead, as they are also part of human who need humor as well.

But before I begin with 'dear celebrity' I have to know first to whom this letter may concern.

Celebrities tickling each other won't lead me to imagine Zack Efron and Robert Pattinson vying for stardom. That's absolutely not funny. Britney Spears or Kristen Steward to put down in the letter as ticklish maybe a good idea. But are they?

Do celebrities need to learn to tickle your fancy? Why should they? In fact, they are not learning to, but doing so.

Well, now, I get confused as to writing them a letter. What if I write, 'Dear celebrities, would you teach me how to write a tickling letter?'

Vaginal Problems - No tickling story for men!

It's not a tickling writing about celebrities as I usually write here. It's about women and their problems. How do you care about your health, ladies, you'd better find out below.

It seems that vaginal tightening surgery is the cosmetic surgery du jour lately with articles and news stories popping up everywhere. What you may not realize is that even though technically considered a cosmetic procedure, it is still surgery and far more invasive than many ads lead you to believe. As a matter of fact, there are several reasons to avoid laser vaginal tightening surgery.

Why It’s Not the Best Way to Go?

However, cosmetic procedure is not best for the one wearing masks the whole of his life. Well, where does this sentense goes? Better not ask Robocop about it, and don't ask me, either. Good night!

Why Adam Lambert likes singing?

Tickler of the day? Why Adam Lambert finds singing enjoyful?

Is the question similar to why Britney Spears never asks that? Does it sound funny as she is not a girl, not yet a woman? What's it all about? Adam Lambert won't say, "I'm not a boy, not yet a man," as to why he likes singing. And why Robert Pattinson never urges his fans to ask, "why you look funny when singing, Adam."

Adam Lambert is not a funny, a tickling or a ticklish celebrity. So, he won't come up with a witty remark as a reply, "Mr. Pattinson, why you like to have a ride with Kristen Steward before dawn? That time vampires won't show up their funny bone."

Then, why Adam Lambert's fans like singing together with him? If the reason is because Adam Lambert pays them, there will be more following silly question, Why Adam Lambert doesn't sing Indonesian songs?

Disjointed and out of context?

Then Why?

Because if Adam Lambert fights, he'll be easily defeated by Jet Li. So, why Adam Lambert likes singing? Because he knows the answer as to why Jet Li has to fight.

Readers, I'm learning to tickle your fancy, anyway, for I am myself bit confused. I need to communicate with you over this. Thanks in advance.

Why Brad Pitt wants to make the Chilean miners movie?

I don't know for sure.

Why is he not interested in making a film about volcano eruption in Indonesia? I think, he should know well about Mbah Marijan, the spiritual guardian of Mt. Merapi who died in the recent calamity in Central Java, Indonesia. This is actually inspiring.

Seemingly, Brad Pitt was touched by the story of the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for more than two months before being rescued.

The actor never wants to climb onto Mt. Merapi to become a volunteer. He must be busy by now.

Mr. Pitt, if someday you pay a visit here, hope--the volcano has already calmed down, don't forget to tell me about your Chilean Miners movie and we exchange pleasantries together, okay?

Maybe I'll write about miners who like to tickle each other. And you should listen to me. Next, I may tell you about more and more tickling celebrities on my blog. Is this a good idea?

Hey ... Come back here ...

Britney Spears converts to Islam?

Britney is now veiled over. She is learning how to recite the Koran and trying not to skip her daily five-time prayer. She doesn't eat pork and says no to alcohol.

She still sings but prefers to do it in the bedroom. Of nightlife she just says, 'it's history."

Britney is also learning how to fast, the real one -- not only to refrain from food and drink but also from anger and sexual desire. Last year she fasted a few days and it's okay for her as done only half day each.

As to going pilgrimage to Mecca, she may not do it in the near future. She is not well prepared mentally. But Britney is longing for this sacred ceremony.

Why has she decided to convert to Islam? First, she got along well quite long with the Muslim community around her neighborhood before and found them as humble, helpful and peaceful people. Second, after a long contemplation, she agrees with the concept of the beyond compare God, the one and only.

By, the way, what's Islam really like? Find the answer from a convert

So, how about her fans? Will this effect them?

"Fans? What're you talking about?" Britney Lestari, a successful entrepreneur here in Jakarta, gets confused.

Is it like a song, "Too many Britneys will kill you?"

Robocop VS mosquito

Anyone wonder why Robocop is here to tickle your fancy? I don't know for sure myself. I just let him have fun with me, besides, I am sorry if he just wanders out there accompanied by stray dogs. I know how miserable life is if you feel alone, distressed and canned.

If you read Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, RoboCop is a 1987 American science fiction-action film directed by Paul Verhoeven. Set in a crime-ridden Detroit, Michigan in the near future, RoboCop centers on a police officer who is brutally murdered and subsequently re-created as a super-human cyborg known as "RoboCop". The film features Peter Weller, Dan O'Herlihy, Kurtwood Smith, Nancy Allen, Miguel Ferrer, and Ronny Cox.

He used to be a tough guy, but now, he prefers to amuse people with me here. It is better than supporting terrorists out there, I guess. And this good boy never links terrorism with Islam. He is not naive and neither is he a bigot.

Unfortunately, just this morning he came to me, complaining, "Mr. Nurman, why didn't you buy a mosquito coil last night? I couldn't sleep well!"

Poor boy!