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Yolike latest news Bollywood Kareena Kapoor dislikes action scenes. News Gate, images, videos, full story, all she dislikes if only she were a blogger and her link was corrupted by a website named Yolike.

Kareena may say, "They have to say sorry for taking your link secretly, Mr Nurman and without giving you a back link."

And I would say, "It's okay, Kareena. At least I know how to exchange google page with corruptors all over the world."

She might nod.

"But by the way, why you disliked action scenes if I may know"

There's no reply.

"Maybe she's afraid, she'd be end up canned like me."

"Shut up, Robocop!"




Well, how can I say, a few minutes after this post published, this post appears there on their website. Robocop, let's laugh together.

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, be careful with your bicycle!

Don't ask Robert Pattinson to be very careful when it comes to have a ride with Kristen Stewart by bicycle. With his rumored girlfriend at a hotel restaurant in Brazil on Friday, rumor has it that they are about to go to Jogjakarta Indonesia by bicycle to become volunteers because they are very sorry for the volcano eruption there.

No news about volunteering, to tell you the truth. Sitting at a table with a police officer, both Robert and Kristen didn't say that they would also want to see a tickling blogger there and discuss about what other things about them to be parodied on the Internet. It's a crazy idea, you know.

The "Water for Elephants" actor and the "Welcome to the Rileys" actress are currently not in Hongkong and not to film Blogger, You Drive Me Crazy. It is not part of "The Twilight Saga's Breaking Dawn" to thrill you. The true information about what project they're up to, unfortunately not in Mr. Nurman's pocket--sorry guys.

Better believe me, all this is just to tickle your fancy. You may ask Mr.Robocop at the window over there.

Victoriati.com below are ...

Victoriati.com below are sponsored listings for goods and services related to the website which has put my blog's name without asking permission and giving any back links.

Thank you sir, glad to have my blog promoted. A tickling story about blogesphere is that this practice should not be considered a crime

Even though Mr. Robocop as a police officer cannot tolerate this, it is unwise to tell him about how victoriati.com, in fact has given me an idea of placing my blog on Google Search Engine. Is it inspiring, right? What do you think about it, Mr Robocop?

What? You're having a haircut?

Obama visit to Indonesia will include visiting blogger?

Obama has an emotional and strong relationship with the country in where he spent his childhood, Indonesia. Generally, Indonesians feel proud of him becoming the president of the USA. When he won the presidential election a couple years ago many people here also shared joy and happiness, supporting him.

Despite his visit plan will always be rejected by the hardliner here, Indonesia wishes he would not make cancellation again. Some people are looking forward to seeing him back to his "mother land".

Obama is scheduled to visit Istiqlal, one of the largest mosque in the world in Jakarta and also to visit the Heroes Cemetery.

Unfortunately, due to his busy schedule, he won't be able to manage the time to visit a blogger's house in Bogor, West Java, a few kilometers away from Jakarta. The blogger is writing something good about him and also about Hollywood gossip in a tickling way. He himself is not part of funny or tickling celebrities and never wishes an award from Obama.

No, it is not quite necessary. A little smile if you happen to come across this posting is okay, Mr. President. Selamat datang di Indonesia.

Justin Bieber VS Justin Bibir

It is not funny as to tickling Justin Bieber while singing on stage. It is not funny either to ask Robert Pattinson to amuse Jason Bieber pretending to be vampire, and to break into Justin's interview session.

But, to Justin Bibir everything is laughable as he claims as a man of humor. Who is Justin Bibir? Don't say he is a funny or tickling celebrity. Far from that!

Justin Bibir is a flirt young man with thick lips (bibir-Indonesian) coming from Central Java, who is easily tickled anytime he hears a practical joke despite it is not funny at all. Justin Bieber never meets Justin Bibir, but if only Justin Bieber wishes, that will never happen. However, when it comes to business, both have something in common. They never believe one month blogging can make you a millionaire.

Maybe only Justin Bibir will laugh over this.

Miss World to be a teacher to amuse you?

The newest soft-spoken 18-year-old Miss World from the United States, Alexandria Mills, wants to be a teacher, but ... "Since I am soft-spoken, can I?"

Nobody heard the murmur in her bedroom and the naughty wind sent the sentence far away across the continent to a place somewhere in Central Java. It lingered around a single-story concrete house in outskirt of Semarang. A soft-spoken man and wife in there were having a conversation in their bedroom and the wife started to laugh.

"What's so funny?" asked the man.

"You," replied his wife.

"What?"

"You're so soft-spoken."

The man burst into laughter.

"What's so funny?" now the wife asked.

"You."

"What?"

"You're a soft-spoken teacher, how come you want to become Miss World?

Seemingly, the naughty wind wasn 't interested to send back the sentence to USA.

Matt Damon, no more Bourne Legacy?

Rumor has it that Matt Damon won't be cast anymore in the newest project of Bourne Legacy.

What do you think about it, Matt? It's okay with the movie bosses' decision? How about coming here to Mt. Merapi Indonesia and help the injured survival of volcano eruption? Yeah, for a while forget about acting and camera. Be a volunteer.

You may also want to replace Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the Volcano who died in the calamity recently. When it comes to logic, his position is absurd, but who knows you will get inspired here.

Another rumor has it that Matt Damon might read this post, share sympathy and give comment, at least say,"Pray for Indonesia."

If that never happens, your comment will be okay too, Robocop. Don't cry for it, okay boy?