Why does Rihanna have to open about Brown beating?

Why does Rihanna have to open up about the fight that ended her romance with Chris Brown at the beginning of 2009? Of course, she has the right to do so. What's with questioning? In her most candid interview, she never said about cockfighting, did she? Cockfighting is illegal in Indonesia, but forget it anyway, because that's not we're talking about here.

It is not recommended for husband to be cruel to his wife, you know what, the R&B superstar was beaten black and blue by Brown after she allegedly questioned him about text messages he was getting from an ex-girlfriend.

Brown was found guilty of assaulting his then-partner and is still serving community service for his actions--no, don't say, "Poor you!" That's childish!

Rihanna opens her heart for a revealing new interview in the December issue of Marie Claire magazine and maybe she will share with Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy's blog someday. But I'm not quite sure about it.

She tells the publication, "It's scary; you meet Dracula, he sucks your blood and he tickles your funny bone."

I don't think that kind of publication is worth reading. Unless you have a sense of humor!

Make-up Artist Nina Greville never learns to tickle your fancy

Nina Greville never intends to tickle your fancy by sharing her creativity on this blog, even though she provides Make-up Artists, Face & Body Painters, Temporary Tattoo artists in Orange County, Los Angeles & Oceanside.

Nina Greville is a Hollywood Make-up Artist with many years of experience. Never comes to her gallery without a prior appointment because her schedule becomes so booked and then never force her to write funny or tickling stories about her experience on this blog. She may think twice, three times, hundred, even thousand times about it.

That she founded Mr. Nurman learns to tickle your fancy and recruited other bloggers to write the same theme,is absolutely incorrect. She recruited other outstanding artists and founded her company Tickled Pink in 2003.

It soon became the premier make-up artist, face painting, body art, airbrush tattoo and glitter tattoo provider in Orange County and Los Angeles. Bloggers who need her service are pleased to have their body treated by her, but, again don't ask her to join blogging and writing silly things.

By the way, guys, send my best regards to her.

What? Do you want me to take you to her? Sorry, bro .... I'm broke now.

David Beckham is in need of chef?

Timbul, a 49-year-old chef from Indonesia who founded a non-profit body to feed the homeless and destitute, has been invited by David Beckham to join him in a soccer competition next summer somewhere in Africa.

Timbul is among 20 chefs, who were selected from out of 10,000 nominations by Beckham to support him and to lul him by tickling stories after Beckham has admitted to getting bored with his routine.

The schecule of when they will go to Africa will be announced at the end of the Year,' maybe around November 25 or thereabouts.

Among the top 20 Chefs is a Tiredman who provides free daily meals to 400,000 children; Tralala a, a former dancer in Egypt and Gilelu, working to prevent trafficking and sexual exploitation of Thai's girls.

Timbul founded his nonprofit YouMayBefooled in 2003. He has served more than 1.2 million meals - breakfast, lunch and dinner - to Jakarta's people.

Unfortunately his obsessive dream of Beckham, his favorite soccer player, has distracted him from concentrating on his main job and Beckham, surely, anytime he comes across this silly writing might say, "come on ......"

Kristen Steward to have a ride with Robert Pattinson?

As soon as Robert Pattinson got his new bike Kristen Steward went to wash her hair. Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either.

After shower Kristen went to the park but Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind. Both didn't know either what I was doing here.

The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire.

When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days. Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.

Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree the possibility is 50:50?

The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.

Robert Pattinson with his new bike to meet vampires?

It is reported that British actor Robert Pattinson has just bought a bicycle worth 1000 US bucks. It is not reported that he will visit Indonesia, riding offroad onto the hillside of Mt. Merapi to visit the grave of Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the recently-erupted volcano who died in the calamity because he refused to be evacuated.

Pattinson won't think it is funny to give Britney Spears or Justin Bieber a ride and then tries to keep up with the greater Jakarta commuter train on the highway. He never lets his bike be borrowed by George Michael as subtitute of car. We know once Georgle Michael forgot he was on the street.

However, in case Julia Roberts invites him to watch Eat Pray Love together, he might accept the offer. Maybe, he thinks it's okay if Oprah Winfrey borrows his bike for Sesame Street's orangutan. But one thing for sure, England will always welcome him to explore everywhere he likes. He might pass by Salman Rushdie on the way stop by and ask about Rushdie's memoir or may also come across Christopher Hitchens who's surprisingly converted to Islam (a miracle?). Riding bicycle is surely fun and inspiring.

So, when will he meet the vampires? I think a filmmaker knows better than me.

Funny celebrities, funny quotations?

Justin Bieber: What's your name?

Lady Gaga: Where're you from?

Britney Spears: What's your address?

Paris Hilton: Where do you go to school?

Sandra Bullock: Do you speak English?

Vanessa Minnilo: How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Lindsay Lohan: How do you go to school?

Mila Jovovich, Juliette Lewis, Bruno Mars, George Clooney, Clint Eastwood, Nicolas Cage and Oprah Winfrey: You got it?

Funny celebrities? No way! Funny quotations? Which one?

What seem to be funny here?

Don't you think it's funny? These celebrities are teaching a linguist basic English. Before they thought he was a fisherman or a dummy!

James Cameron, Arnorld Schwarzenegger, Avatar 2

Filmmaker James Cameron meets California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to discuss about the sequal of Avatar. Is that true?

No, it's about climate change issue, bailout or something. They don't talk about astrology, either, as both were born under the same zodiac sign, that is Leo.

Cameron is not offering Schwarzenegger a role in Avatar 2, but, perhaps, if Arnold can manage the time, why not? We are not sure about it, are we?

It's like going back to a honeymoon during which they worked together in several movie projects which had made box office.

But the honeymoon won't last for long as suddenly an alient breaks into the door and starts to set a fire at them. However, they only grin on knowing this and so do you. Therefore, I suggest you skip this paragraph and say ...

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!"