Kristen Steward to have a ride with Robert Pattinson?

As soon as Robert Pattinson got his new bike Kristen Steward went to wash her hair. Robert didn't know what Kristen was doing and Kristen didn't know what Robert was doing either.

After shower Kristen went to the park but Robert didn't know what she was doing there. And Robert, while enjoying riding his bike, never came to Kristen's mind. Both didn't know either what I was doing here.

The couple recently shown public never told me that they used to be together starring a horrow movie. Maybe the title is Twilight or something. Neither did they tell me they were eager to be vampire to amuse me so that I got inspired to write about a tickling vampire.

When I wish I could get back to the time when bicycle was my means of transport to work, I hope today I can ride along the countryside with it despite my busy days. Pattinson and Kristen might want to join, I guess. But the news about Kristen having a ride with Robert Pattison hasn't been confirmed to me.

Twitter, facebook, Digg, Stumbleupon might agree the possibility is 50:50?

The one to disagree? Ask the vampires.

Robert Pattinson with his new bike to meet vampires?

It is reported that British actor Robert Pattinson has just bought a bicycle worth 1000 US bucks. It is not reported that he will visit Indonesia, riding offroad onto the hillside of Mt. Merapi to visit the grave of Mbah Marijan, the guardian of the recently-erupted volcano who died in the calamity because he refused to be evacuated.

Pattinson won't think it is funny to give Britney Spears or Justin Bieber a ride and then tries to keep up with the greater Jakarta commuter train on the highway. He never lets his bike be borrowed by George Michael as subtitute of car. We know once Georgle Michael forgot he was on the street.

However, in case Julia Roberts invites him to watch Eat Pray Love together, he might accept the offer. Maybe, he thinks it's okay if Oprah Winfrey borrows his bike for Sesame Street's orangutan. But one thing for sure, England will always welcome him to explore everywhere he likes. He might pass by Salman Rushdie on the way stop by and ask about Rushdie's memoir or may also come across Christopher Hitchens who's surprisingly converted to Islam (a miracle?). Riding bicycle is surely fun and inspiring.

So, when will he meet the vampires? I think a filmmaker knows better than me.

Funny celebrities, funny quotations?

Justin Bieber: What's your name?

Lady Gaga: Where're you from?

Britney Spears: What's your address?

Paris Hilton: Where do you go to school?

Sandra Bullock: Do you speak English?

Vanessa Minnilo: How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Lindsay Lohan: How do you go to school?

Mila Jovovich, Juliette Lewis, Bruno Mars, George Clooney, Clint Eastwood, Nicolas Cage and Oprah Winfrey: You got it?

Funny celebrities? No way! Funny quotations? Which one?

What seem to be funny here?

Don't you think it's funny? These celebrities are teaching a linguist basic English. Before they thought he was a fisherman or a dummy!

James Cameron, Arnorld Schwarzenegger, Avatar 2

Filmmaker James Cameron meets California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to discuss about the sequal of Avatar. Is that true?

No, it's about climate change issue, bailout or something. They don't talk about astrology, either, as both were born under the same zodiac sign, that is Leo.

Cameron is not offering Schwarzenegger a role in Avatar 2, but, perhaps, if Arnold can manage the time, why not? We are not sure about it, are we?

It's like going back to a honeymoon during which they worked together in several movie projects which had made box office.

But the honeymoon won't last for long as suddenly an alient breaks into the door and starts to set a fire at them. However, they only grin on knowing this and so do you. Therefore, I suggest you skip this paragraph and say ...

"GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Milla Jovovich questions the Hollywood Awards Gala?

Dressed in stunning orange long gown, Milla Jovovich looks slim and gorgeous at the 14th annual Hollywood Awards Gala in Detroit.

However, there's something made her wonder that night. When I tried to find out what it was through TV there was no sign of absurdity. Everything seemed to be just perfect.

It looked like she was questioning something with a language which I didn't understand at all. Her eyes blinked and she was nervous.

I asked her, "what's going on dear?"

"How could it be?" she responded.

"What?"

"The people here, they're supposed to be at the train station."

"What are you talking about?"

"They are the train commuters."

I was puzzled but when I started to ask again, I found that, in fact, Milla Jovovich hadn't said anywords at all. How could TV speak with you? Now, those people seemed to question back, "Too much blogging will kill you?"

Michael J. Fox not happy with his past, present?

Michael J. Fox is not happy with his life if it were not just the way it is.

Living nearby a public cemetery together with wife and father in-law was not his goal in life. It never happens.

If only he could turn back the time he would not have taken the commuter train from Bogor to my workplace downtown Jakarta, sitting on the top of it.

And since up to now floodings won't get away from most parts of Jakarta area, he thanks God he was not born in a slum area which was prone to flood.

Ask him about happiness. He won't say, "I'm not an actor, I'm not a star and I don't even have my own car." Whoops, this lyric belongs to Michael learns to rock. I'm not sure if learning to tickle other's fancy is part of happiness, to him. But to me, this will tickle his fancy as to learning how to live in a slum area.

What? No comment?

Alison Sweeney and husband have fun with their kids at the train station?

Alison Sweeney and family have fun at the traiin station? Is it sensational? Surely it is, to tickle your fancy.

To have fun at the train station is surely not good idea. Alicia prefers Camp Ronald McDonald to have fun together with her kids, especially.

And now since she left McDonald, kids still like to climb on top of the train at any train station in greater Jakarta. Of course, the kids are not hers but the fun is perhaps the same.

When you go on a recreation what you're looking for is surely more fresh space out of tied-up routine. The kids and other hundred youth commuters there might find top of the train as a VIP compartment on where they feel free to pee or cry out a kind of frenzy and happiness regardless their own safety.

Alison, ma'am, it is not recommended that you and these kids duck down all the time when the train jolts in case you need to stand for a while. The electricity up there - Wow - horrible! Is it ...

Ma'am?

Whoops! She's already been asleep, leaving me million miles away alone here on the train.

What's transport like in your country? 2014, it is predicted we're going to have gridlock in Jakarta.