Sandra Bullock, movie making machinery or silly writing?

Is it in good humor that David Lee Roth once took a particularly painful breakup as a sign to get back to work? How about that? Don't let Sandra Bullock wonder.

Sandra Bullock has decided to do the same after a whirlwind ten month period in which she had been ... what? Is it right, that she had just arrived home from Bali? You know, Bali is such a beautiful island on where Julia Roberts has to eat, pray and learn about how to understand love there. By the way, have already watched the movie?

Sitting around and dust off her golden statuette, is not a good idea, maybe. Sandra Bullock has instead decided to seize a golden opportunity and never intends to read the silly thing this blog is talking about celebrities.

Can't wait for Salman Rushdie's memoir?

You cannot publish British author Salman Rushdie's memoirs. Random House has acquired global rights for it.

The memoirs are due to appear in 2012. Can't wait for that? First, Imagine the author's time hiding after Iran's then supreme leader Ayatollah Khomeini issued a death edict against him in 1989 for writing The Satanic Verses, deemed blasphemous to Islam.

The fatwa forced the writer into hiding but he never learned to amuse people by writing funny story about Britney Spears, for example, in his free time.

Rushdie never told Reuters in a recent interview that he was around one quarter of the way through what is so called a successful tickling blogger. It is far from what he said as goal in life.

Rushdie, 63, never said, either, in the interview that there was an "information with vacuum cleaner" about years in hiding which he wanted to shake his body, and he finally felt it was time to learn how to tickle Barack Obama's fancy.

The author has just published the children's story Luka and the Fire of Life but never wants to give them to you, bloggers, for free. One thing for sure, if he wants to publish a book entitled, Don't try to tickle my fancy, it is absolutely his right to do so, right?

Does Nicolas Cage have to pay Nevada bank?

Nicolas Cage has been ordered to pay over $2 million to the Nevada State Bank.

The 46-year-old actor reportedly owes $2,511,605.74 because of what? Never try to find out if you have no talent to be a detective. It is not a good idea too, if you like to sneak to his house at night to check it out.

Or, instead, wanna visit him somewhere? But Cage's Las Vegas home was foreclosed - where it is repossessed and sold on to recuperate monies lost in a defaulted loan - late last year, and resold in January at a loss of $3.5million.

He owes a lot of money, he has to pay it in full!

The actor's financial problems first came to light late last year, but none of the bloggers had to do with it.

If you think your blog(s) can reach at least 1 million visitors a day, you may help him out. But it is a good idea? Lol

Mel Gibson VS Liam Neeson, Hangover 2 or two hangover?

Mel Gibson in, Liam Neeson out? Liam Neeson out or Mel Gibson in? Is that the same? Or both of them in and out? We're talking about hangover here, a word I found in the dictionary which doesn't have a close meaning to sober.

Comedy, cameo, humor, ticklish, funny? Hangover 2, the film will be produced without Mel Gibson starring in it. Upset, irritated, down, we don't know what Mel Gibson feels now. And Mr Tattoo will-be Leam Neeson won't start a battle with Mel Gibson, I believe. It is absolutely not his sin to win the cast.

Hangover or sober or abstinence, both actors won't sell bevarages or exchange tattoos and claim themselves as funny celebrities. That's ridiculous! Such a traumatic scene maybe fictitious, but nothing possible that it might happen in real life.

Next, Mel Gibson and Liam Neeson, instead of tickling each other, they fly high to the sky and fight! And before everything turns worse, we have to question ourselves, what kind of funny hangover will be there to tickle our fancy?

Celebrity, funny?

What is a celebrity and who? Can a celebrity turn you on? Or he or she lets you down, instead? This question is probably asked by someone suffering an amnesia. Amnesia can happen to anyone, anywhere. A celebrity without head is funny. Another one bringing tickling Obama's picture everywhere is funny. However, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is what so called funny, especially funny celebrity.

Justin Bieber is no doubt a celebrity. He sings well. Lady Gaga is too, together they both made a historical record on YouTube.com, getting nearing one billion pageviews! But the news is not funny. If I write Justin meets funny Bieber twice a week or Bieber falls in love with funny Justin, this is surely funny.

Should celebrity be funny? It depends, as you can answer yourself. Oprah Winfrey doesn't have to be funny when it comes to interviewing an upset celebrity in a serious TV program, does she? It is ridiculous when Juliette Lewis got an accident recently, Paris Hilton sent a funny SMS to her, telling about tickling Osama or Mike Tyson. Celebrities must be able to refrain from useless humor. What do you think? This statement may probably be stated also by the one suffering an amnesia -- maybe the celebrity himself.

Celebrities, funny? What's a big deal? They should be, for the world will always be dull without humor. In other words, be witty is not a sin. Just take it. Our joke on the internet is blessing to the world, despite we are not celebrities, not by any means, agreed?

Jean-Claude Van Damme, it's not about his heart attack rumor

Jean-Claude Van Damme is just fine. His fans don't need to worry about him. However, Mr. Van Damme is worried if he cannot tickle his fans' fancy. He's too busy on shooting location to finish his latest film, Weapon in Louisiana and doesn't have enough time to see his fans.

"Why does he need to tickle his fans' fancy?" asked Van Damme's secret admirer to another secret admirer.

"I don't know. Ask him."

By the time the conversation was going on, Van Damme was practicing his stunt scene nearby. And when he finished, he started to tickle his funny bone reading a tickling comic book.

"Does he like comic book?" again, his secret admirer asked the other one. "I don't know and I don't know either if that's what he usually does in his break time. Ask him."

The conversation stopped, Van Damme was passing by. Those secret admirers rushed to crawl on the wall and soon enter their den. It's weird. Who were they?

It is not important to tell here who they are. Do you believe, few minutes afterwards Van Damme burst into laughter? It's absolutely none of our business, is it?

Gwyneth Paltrow to be a dangdut singer?

Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow who's fond of singing and to start her first debut as singer might say, "Of course not!" What is dangdut? she may ask.

Country music, that's what she likes to sing and never ever invites Elvy Sukaesih, the queen of dangdut, to be a back-up vocalist on stage. When Elvy Sukaesih was comfirmed about it, she said, "Why not?" but, "back-up vocalist? Are you kidding me?"

Gwyneth Paltrow to sing dangdut song may sound ridiculous. But the kind of music which often sentimentally tickles everyone to dance is a worth try. The collaboration of country music and dangdut may bring a harmonious rhythm of tickling music.

Would you like to try it with me, Ms. Paltrow?

(She says, blah blah blah ...)
"What? Come on. How could you think I am one of those paparazzi?
"blah blah blah (off the record)
"Okay. But, sorry, I can't make it. I'll be busy blogging next week, next month and next year ..."