Mel Gibson VS Liam Neeson, Hangover 2 or two hangover?

Mel Gibson in, Liam Neeson out? Liam Neeson out or Mel Gibson in? Is that the same? Or both of them in and out? We're talking about hangover here, a word I found in the dictionary which doesn't have a close meaning to sober.

Comedy, cameo, humor, ticklish, funny? Hangover 2, the film will be produced without Mel Gibson starring in it. Upset, irritated, down, we don't know what Mel Gibson feels now. And Mr Tattoo will-be Leam Neeson won't start a battle with Mel Gibson, I believe. It is absolutely not his sin to win the cast.

Hangover or sober or abstinence, both actors won't sell bevarages or exchange tattoos and claim themselves as funny celebrities. That's ridiculous! Such a traumatic scene maybe fictitious, but nothing possible that it might happen in real life.

Next, Mel Gibson and Liam Neeson, instead of tickling each other, they fly high to the sky and fight! And before everything turns worse, we have to question ourselves, what kind of funny hangover will be there to tickle our fancy?

Celebrity, funny?

What is a celebrity and who? Can a celebrity turn you on? Or he or she lets you down, instead? This question is probably asked by someone suffering an amnesia. Amnesia can happen to anyone, anywhere. A celebrity without head is funny. Another one bringing tickling Obama's picture everywhere is funny. However, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is what so called funny, especially funny celebrity.

Justin Bieber is no doubt a celebrity. He sings well. Lady Gaga is too, together they both made a historical record on YouTube.com, getting nearing one billion pageviews! But the news is not funny. If I write Justin meets funny Bieber twice a week or Bieber falls in love with funny Justin, this is surely funny.

Should celebrity be funny? It depends, as you can answer yourself. Oprah Winfrey doesn't have to be funny when it comes to interviewing an upset celebrity in a serious TV program, does she? It is ridiculous when Juliette Lewis got an accident recently, Paris Hilton sent a funny SMS to her, telling about tickling Osama or Mike Tyson. Celebrities must be able to refrain from useless humor. What do you think? This statement may probably be stated also by the one suffering an amnesia -- maybe the celebrity himself.

Celebrities, funny? What's a big deal? They should be, for the world will always be dull without humor. In other words, be witty is not a sin. Just take it. Our joke on the internet is blessing to the world, despite we are not celebrities, not by any means, agreed?

Jean-Claude Van Damme, it's not about his heart attack rumor

Jean-Claude Van Damme is just fine. His fans don't need to worry about him. However, Mr. Van Damme is worried if he cannot tickle his fans' fancy. He's too busy on shooting location to finish his latest film, Weapon in Louisiana and doesn't have enough time to see his fans.

"Why does he need to tickle his fans' fancy?" asked Van Damme's secret admirer to another secret admirer.

"I don't know. Ask him."

By the time the conversation was going on, Van Damme was practicing his stunt scene nearby. And when he finished, he started to tickle his funny bone reading a tickling comic book.

"Does he like comic book?" again, his secret admirer asked the other one. "I don't know and I don't know either if that's what he usually does in his break time. Ask him."

The conversation stopped, Van Damme was passing by. Those secret admirers rushed to crawl on the wall and soon enter their den. It's weird. Who were they?

It is not important to tell here who they are. Do you believe, few minutes afterwards Van Damme burst into laughter? It's absolutely none of our business, is it?

Gwyneth Paltrow to be a dangdut singer?

Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow who's fond of singing and to start her first debut as singer might say, "Of course not!" What is dangdut? she may ask.

Country music, that's what she likes to sing and never ever invites Elvy Sukaesih, the queen of dangdut, to be a back-up vocalist on stage. When Elvy Sukaesih was comfirmed about it, she said, "Why not?" but, "back-up vocalist? Are you kidding me?"

Gwyneth Paltrow to sing dangdut song may sound ridiculous. But the kind of music which often sentimentally tickles everyone to dance is a worth try. The collaboration of country music and dangdut may bring a harmonious rhythm of tickling music.

Would you like to try it with me, Ms. Paltrow?

(She says, blah blah blah ...)
"What? Come on. How could you think I am one of those paparazzi?
"blah blah blah (off the record)
"Okay. But, sorry, I can't make it. I'll be busy blogging next week, next month and next year ..."

Bon Jovi to refuse prize at MTV Europe awards?

That Bon Jovi will receive prize at next month's MTV Europe awards is something proudable. He and the gang have shown to the world such a dedication, a long journey to success.

However, Bon Jovi will refuse the prize on certain coditions, like the prize is only to mock him or to hummiliate the band. Is this a serious matter?

Or else, the prize is a sort of propaganda which influnces a political policy of a country. Is this statement too much? What do you think? One thing for sure, Madrid should be flattered by the glamorous event. Nothing tickling things here to tickle audience's fancy.

And Bon Jovi, surely, won't receive the prize if it is only a cup or a plate to bring home and there'll be a blogger to tickle him before the audience.

Elton John tickles awful songwriters?

Elton John never wants to sing together with any awful songwriters. Rather, he likes to tickle them by any tickling songs? But will they feel tickled? They instead challenge him to tickle Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga on YouTube. And the crazy thing is to tickle Julia Roberts who is obsessed by Eat Love Pray, her recent film. Lol.

Surely, Elton John never wants to tickle awful people. Oprah Winfrey kows it. While Oprah always feels irritated by an orangutan's remark that it wants to replace her as a dubber, she has never ever seen Elton John tickled to tickle human beings. However, Oprah never asks him either as to why he never wants to tickle awful songwriter. Does by tickling them they will get the inspiration? That's odd! Unlike the problem of back links every professional blogger wants. The only way of figuring it out is by asking Elton John himself about it. I don't know whether he feels tickled to answer this silly question. Well, excuse me, Sir ...

Nelson Mandela, conversation with himself, not with you

Nelson Mandela's Conversation with Myself, foreword by president Barack Obama is not a tickling book.

Sure if you are a gossip, you cannot find here the pages where Justin Bieber is tickling Lady Gaga on YouTube as their pageviews reach one billion, or Julia Roberts forgets eat, pray, love as the title of her recent film due to imsonia.

Mandela who turned 92 July 18, having spent 27 years in prison is a humble person and there has never been heard any sensational dark-side life news about him like the confession of Rick Springfield in his autobiography, Late, late at Night.

It is likely that after all ups and downs of his holy struggle, Mandela is now troubled by people seeing him as a living saint. Don't ask this to a silly blogger. He may add, is Oprah Winfrey troubled by orangutans seeing her as an excellent dubber?

The once Nobel peace prize winner ofted to forgive his captors. This is a very precious lesson we can learn from him. I wonder if we spent years in prison, the conversation with ourselves may be not as tickling as a story book children.

No tickling world, Nelson Mandela is a strong man!